Roman: ok so I may or may not have caught feelings for Janus
Virgil: you guys have literally been married for five years???
Roman: yeah but that was just like, as a joke!
Patton: he was your date to high school prom
Logan: last year you went on that romantic couples’ cruise for your anniversary
Remus: I saw you making out with him like an hour ago
Roman: AS A JOKE!
















