Blind Voyeur and the Invisible Exhibitionist

This is nsfw.... If yer under 18, piss off This used to be the blog of a lonely man who has no partner. now it's the blog of a happy engaged couple. We aren't going to post anything of ourselves; we aren't that confident. But we will post what turns us on. Things I like will be labeled #Alex. Things she likes will be labeled #Lizzy Enjoy.

[epicfacial]

#SavePorn

[cinnamonswirler-deactivated2016]

Exactly!! They deleted mine this evening! Not cool Tumblr 😠😠😠

[sweetkneez-deactivated20210603]

✊In solidarity

[sharingthegirlfriend-deactivate]

Follow me on sharingthegirlfriend.tumblr.com

[qualitybbc-deactivated20170218]

Yep

[hhhhhhhh1234iiiii]

Have you tried....

….holding the reblog button down on the mobile app. Little things fascinate me lol.

[mxsparklecunt-deactivated202001]

why do “daddy doms” always write their about me like “welcome to my own private corner of the internet where all my most private and depraved fantasies will be explored. You’re not ready for the sick playground that is my mind”

like calm down mate it’s just a porn blog it’s 50 pages of boring blowjob gifs and b+w photos of thin white girls bending over

[thisiswhereikeepmydirtylaundry]

Truth!

[thisiswhereikeepmydirtylaundry]

Sharing fantasies with Lizzy

Picture a night where Lizzy sees a girl she wants and sends me to pick her up. After a drink and conversation, I level with this woman and hand her one dose of roofie. "Place this in your drink and experience a night you will never forget." Intrigued, she downs the pill and follows me to my hotel where Lizzy awaits. From this point, I sit on the sidelines and watch as Lizzy inspects this girl who has come to enough to enjoy the scrutiny and the warm chair that she's handcuffed to. Lizzy whispers something into her ear and I can see a nod from our willing prisoner. Without missing a beat, Lizzy instructs me to disrobe her and present her face for a meal of dripping wet pussy. I return to the sidelines once again and watch Lizzy own this poor defenseless woman. Then, after she squirts like a beautiful super soaker, she turns to me and sits on our prisoner. "Reveal it" she says to me and I ditch my pants. Silently, I walk toward the two and shove my cock into Lizzy while our prisoner watches. I soon explode and I watch as Lizzy is tongued clean. Lizzy really likes this scenario. Maybe one day, we'll have the balls to make it happen.

[thisiswhereikeepmydirtylaundry]

Quote of the day

"I apologize about everything, I'd even apologize to the all the porn I watch. Like 'I'm sorry that I've seen the inside of your asshole'" -Jane Don't

[just-shower-thoughts]

The song “Baby its Cold Outside” is about a man keeping a young woman in his house against her will through intimidation, smooth talk and suspicious cocktails.

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[birdsandrocksandthings-deactiva]

I always wanted these to happen in real life

[ridiculously-dilettantish-deact]

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

[rinlockhart]

we need more!

[awkwardbirds]

[bonesnail]

Spongebob time cards are solid gold.

[lotrlocked]

This damn show was too much of an influence on my life as a child

[cnadid]

[kingrudegyalchina]

I have decided that I don't like to spend money .

[trulynae]

Mann. Who you telling?

[kingrudegyalchina]

My family calls me Mr.

&I’m ok with it .

[vbdul]

We gon save dat money

[kingrudegyalchina]

I Love that song .

[astellababe]

I need to get on this..

[kingrudegyalchina]

10$-40$  a check in savings you spend 20$ on food easy . When you get the urge to spend on bs you don’t need look at your bank activities . Everything  devalues so don’t cop when its hot . Learn how to coupon especially on groceries . If you use the internet more than cable cut the fucking cable . Everything can be streamed live or next day now .

Whats your cell bill look like ??

yall niggas out here paying 1,2,3 stacks for the same plan you can go to Walmart and get for 40$ a month . tmobil , verizon , at&t , cricket , metro all have 30-40$ plans . You can get your phone unlocked or buy and unlocked phone /

Unlimited data , calls , texts .

No contract .

[astellababe]

I just redid my budget last night. I live rent free with gma so rent isn’t a problem. I cut spotify. I don’t have Internet but i am moving in 4 months so i upgraded my phone bill to include mobile hotspot instead so i can look for jobs on my laptop before and after the move (which brings my phone bill to $56 a month.) My problem is the understanding that everything devalues. When I’m out having a good time, i get the impulse to spend (the more the merrier mentality). So I’ve stopped going out so much and let my closest friends know I’m saving to move so i won’t be able to enjoy the festivities for a while.

[maeday-universe]

I don’t know how to budget. Someone give assistance or ideas. This is serious

[kingrudegyalchina]

@howtogrowup​

[kingrudegyalchina]

@maeday-universe​

YOU DO NOT NEED A FUCKING WIRLES PRINTER - YOU CAN EMAIL YOURSELF THIS SHIT ALSO HIT ME UP FOR APPS . I OVERLOADED YOU ON PURPOSE GO FORTH AND LEARN . SHES

DEAD ASS RAMBLING SOME O THE SHIT SHES IS SAYING IS IIGHT . BUT YOU DONT NEED TO BUY COUPONS THEY ARE AVAILABLE ONLINE . 

( THIS :)

[kingrudegyalchina]

chill LINK ME UP FOR APPS AND OTHER SHIT = plus you reposted an unfinish post - anyhow g this lady breaks it down for you .

some coupon websites :

http://bricks.coupons.com/

https://www.pgeveryday.com/tag/printable-coupons

https://dg.coupons.com/coupons/

@maeday-universe @badgyal-k

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Laad ave mercy thank u baby love!

[kingrudegyalchina]

Don’t worry I’m still learning I think I have saved maybe 300$ on my first grocery ride . That’s including cleaning products but I made mistakes and after search for some of this shit I learned more stuff . It’s a lot no lie but it helps . I need to make a grocery budget .

[overpricedvodka]

White yearbook photos vs Black mugshots for the same crime.

Why did this story get run with these criminals’ school photos, where on the same day, same situation, the article of another group of burglars featured their mug shots? (source)

Same day. Same channel. Same crime. Same author.

So why weren’t mugshots good enough for the white guys who got arrested?  Who already looks guilty before their trial?  Which story plants the seed into a potential jury pool that this is a group of good kids versus this is a group of criminals?

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[blackourstory]

THIS is white privilege. THIS is anti-Blackness. 

[thisiswhereikeepmydirtylaundry]

Or this is the result of a lazy image search session. Let's all remember to explore all possible options.

[thisiswhereikeepmydirtylaundry]

Fun Fappin fact

I can access tumblr from my Xbox. That and xhamster and other nifty awesome websites.

[thisiswhereikeepmydirtylaundry]

tumblr mobile

1 minute video: *takes ten minutes to load*

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[sexisfreedom]

He supports my work.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Bill Nye uses science to defend women’s reproductive rights.

[burnedtothebones]

THIS MAN

[yelks-swingers]

Reblog and follow http://yelks-swingers.tumblr.com/ for more public posts

[bigboobedbbw]

Photo http://ift.tt/1DXnFbR

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