[legacies-safari]

Aubrey leaving the cast on read

[novelconcepts]

Rio is gonna be so pissed that she hunted her situationship for centuries, finally got her to surrender to her kiss, gave her a truly lovely little burial—

—and Agatha promptly figures out how to become a ghost fourteen seconds later.

[lesbian-moon-goddess]

“Everyone looked at me and saw this fucked up broken mess and they left. But her… She looked at me and saw the same thing but instead of leaving, she stayed. She decided that she liked my broken mess and all my fucked up parts. All she did was lock her fingers through mine and said, ‘fuck them, you’ve got me’ and I knew I would probably fall in love with her… And I fucking did.”

— Oko ninjah (via okoninjah)

[timelessbian]

she fucked the grim reaper, she made a baby from scratch, she's a con artist and a scammer, she blew up the hindenburg, she sank the titanic, she served cunt, she's annoying and mean, she's traumatized, she's thee jolene, situationship so bad she's gaining custody of twins in the afterlife, she's even a lesbian!! agatha harkness most character of all time

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[mahgck]

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

[flightsofwonder]

wait wait wait Agatha took a silly song she made with her son and then used it to gather power for centuries after his death and then AND THEN her surrogate son comes along and makes the song REAL??? do NOT touch me for the next 24 hours

[wolfienation]

absolutely hilarious to me that agatha calls rio a bad boy when in reality rio is actually the rule following jock with infinite patience and care who brings you flowers on a first date.

agatha on the other hand is the snarky girl who gets into arguements with her teacher about the smallest details in the lecture and is constantly getting detention for cursing someone out. she's top of all her classes tho.

[athetos]

I’d hold out for a third and finally successful assassination attempt, but the idea of a jd Vance pregnancy does not make me feel any better

[athetos]

In my defense it was 4 am and the words rhymed

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Honestly, this. This, this, this.

Especially with Agatha’s excuse of “it was the 1920s!” sounds so similar to how white people respond to reparations (“It was 400 years ago! Get over it.”)

[striatoncitytoilet]

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

[bi-halobearer]

im going insane, yall need anything?

[tremordusk]

UM YEP WITH THAT IN MIND I HAVE NO DOUBT RIO IS ALSO NICKY’S MOM—

[riovidalupdates]

Jac Schaeffer confirming Rio Vidal, the Death, is a bottom.

[dsmsix]

you KNOW she and Peggy Carter fucked nasty

[dsmsix]

YALL COOKING

[everythingfox]

He monch

[dsmsix]

you KNOW she and Peggy Carter fucked nasty

[legacies-safari]

Kathryn talking about how Rio helped Agatha get out from the spell, and their fight scene from episode 1