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@thismightsuck

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Dear every guy ever to exist,

You can be the hottest guy in the world. You can drive the nicest car, have the best job, you can ejaculate $100 dollar bills…

If you say you want to take me out, ask for my number and then 10 minutes later say some sexual bullshit, it’s over.

This is my problem with dating. This is ESPECIALLY my problem with online dating. This isn’t just my problem either. It’s almost every girl out there right now.

Cut it out, guys. I can PROMISE you you’ll have a better chance at getting a girl to sleep with you one day if you’re respectful & kind. I swear. No bullshit. It’ll happen. I’m talking GENUINELY giving a shit. A simple, “Hey, how are you today?”. The bar is set SO LOW for you. It really is. Your competition has made it easy for you.

I’d also like to say that just because you’re on tinder doesn’t make it acceptable for you to talk to a woman like she is your personal sex toy. Did you ask her why she was on the site? Did she say for hookups? No? Then let’s not assume. Ever. It’s that simple.

Thank you for hearing me out, gentlemen. I look forward to the progress you make as humans who have a general understanding on how to be decent.

Yours in waiting,

Nicole