Cunt

Bartender, queer, angry, cat lover

[heyepiphora]

GIVEAWAY: sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse

Fight your existential dread with orgasms. Enter to win one of 10 sex toy survival kits to get you through this dystopian nightmare, each worth $400+! 

Every kit is stocked with 4-5 outstanding items: legendary vibrators, hand-poured dildos, perfect butt plugs, thrusting toys, porn, my favorite lube, and more. These highly-curated kits contain only toys I know and love, and most are available to my international readers!

Giveaway ends 10/30. Enter to win on my blog — and don’t forget to pack your bug-out bag for extra entries! 

[thisqueerisstayingintonight]

Contents of my purse drying after I spilled whiskey in it... #newyears #bowieknife #barkeys #thighhighsock (at Cheyenne, Dickinson, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsLrgjngjzy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=k9269sn68niw

[thisqueerisstayingintonight]

I definitely did not buy two giant bags of confetti and throw it all over someone else's house with the glee of a four year old..... #itwasmeface (at Cheyenne, Dickinson, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsGd0xRA3CJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nnuwmsuiamha

[thisqueerisstayingintonight]

Twerking #craftbeer #newyearseve #rinstoneears (at Galveston Bay Beer) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsEZo2ZgvZ3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nyqiqczycdh8

[thisqueerisstayingintonight]

Merry Christmas lol (at Cheyenne, Dickinson, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br0wgq2AVHM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14qqo6wx16liu

[thisqueerisstayingintonight]

My Christmas present leggings and tiny dog #princess #wecanhavehalloweenonchristmas (at Cheyenne, Dickinson, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br0ov55guvF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wr0ldbi6hwyp

[thisqueerisstayingintonight]

#galvestonbaybrewing (at Galveston Bay Beer) https://www.instagram.com/p/BroOaPbgD-K/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nenohumfbbtn

[thisqueerisstayingintonight]

I got booted again, fucking ridiculous (at Cheyenne, Dickinson, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrnBN2AAobB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gmamjnhb58sx

[thisqueerisstayingintonight]

Sort of christmassy #christmas #bahumbug (at Cheyenne, Dickinson, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrigKgig18O/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wi739eqboti8

[thisqueerisstayingintonight]

Beer serving is happening!!! Come out!!!!🍻🍺 #galvestonbaybrewing #craftbeer (at Galveston Bay Beer) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrdnCaMAth4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mxpvbn47q5fn

[thisqueerisstayingintonight]

Suppoused to be awake taking care of stuff but this little cutie decided I'm to snuggle now. #littleleo (at Cheyenne, Dickinson, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrP66zPABC0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=u6c4zbxlfm8

[bidoof]

buzzfeed headline idea: “The Founding Fathers Were Neither Woke Nor Bae.”

[i-will-follow-the-sun]

Meet the dog who plays Cheddar on 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'

Stewart, the 11-year old corgi, is a fan of food, not work

Greatest article I’ve ever read.

[the99noice-deactivated20190110]

i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else

[redwinerozanova]

[jedijenkins]

THE GOODEST COMEDIAN

[thisqueerisstayingintonight]

Bizorad (at Galveston Bay Beer) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpu5O0oAXVl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ha0tuzhtco3a

[thisqueerisstayingintonight]

Come hang out with me on this beautiful day! #brewery #galvestonbaybeercompany (at Galveston Bay Beer) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpuedH5gz--/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1o5ujsamlhqun

[thisqueerisstayingintonight]

at Ronnie's Hog Heaven https://www.instagram.com/p/BpnvR7lAi7y/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4reoecjqjhj

[thisqueerisstayingintonight]

Listening to metal and summoning the devil, I mean drinking beer..... (at Galveston Bay Beer) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpnMAgdAylL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1n6ydy95u0e54