[hazelsmazecave]

[is-the-primate-vid-cute]

Rating: cute!

This video is via the Dallas Zoo, which is a reputable facility. Gorillas have a tendacy to enjoy playing in water and are surprisingly agile!

[dersprite-mspfa]

Rating: look at this monkey

Awoogaboogawoogabooga oowoogaboogabooga oowoogaboshchevkgysjfpfhenfhekdgektgjhrncxjdfkfhfjjrh

[thisusernameisepic]

you guys had to know it was coming sooner or later

[thisusernameisepic]

Hello everyone, it’s been a little over 3 years since I made this in my freshman dorm room at 2 in the morning and I can’t believe people are still reblogging it. I love you all for reminding me of this.

[notdadart]

“Ooh… a self burn, that’s rare!” -Jake Peralta

This was my first attempt at digital art, as my chosen medium has always been pencil. If you like it, share it!

Available here:

‘Self Burn, Jake Peralta’ by notdad

“Ooh.. a self burn, that’s rare!” -Jake Peralta • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.

[notdadart]

“Who looks stupid now?!” - Terry Jeffords

Available here:

‘Who Looks Stupid Now?!’ by notdad

Terry Jeffords quote from S6E10: “Gintars” / “Who looks stupid now?!” • Millions of unique designs by independent

[notdadart]

“It’s a trap I’ve fallen into earlier in my career - trying to be liked. Don’t do it. When I watch TV and I see someone trying to make me like them, acting cute or quirky or goofy, I’m not impressed. Don’t act like America’s watching you. Just latch onto your character. Characters are flawed. Be unlikeable. Be flawed. Be a person.” - Nathan Fillion

[notdadart]

My sister asked me to sketch a picture of that cursed image of the croc (gator?) on fire so here it is hope u enjoy

[notdadart]

Didn’t you hear, a sloth’s favorite meal is a pretzel!

This print is available on my redbubble store in everything ranging from stickers to T-shirt’s!

[thisusernameisepic]

I now remember why I left, goodbye

[thisusernameisepic]

I'm back everyone only 2 years later

[artmilf]

trust me i wanna be That Bitch that moisturizes every night and journals regularly and drinks 5 bathtubs worth of water daily 

[artmilf]

it’s just not gunna happen

[thatdanestevez]

[cosmog]

no offense but my obsession w being beautiful is literally going to get me killed

[bibleofficial]

bouta shave my head lmao

[bibleofficial]

update: almost done lmao my mom yelled @ me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[bibleofficial]

update: FINISHED EXPECT PICS TOMORROW

[bibleofficial]

update: jk them selfies were ugly maybe i’ll post them maybe not idk yet

[awwww-cute]

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

[twerkingwhiteboy-deactivated201]

name all seven sports

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

ball throw

ball catch

ball run

ball kick

shoot ball

dong touch

memes

get fuckin wrecked

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

     omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

    So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

   Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

   So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

   Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. 

   So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

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