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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

mucmucvi

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

bensoloren

helaena and alys witch to witch prophetic communication while psychologically torturing targaryen men i love them so much

#house of the dragon #hotd spoilers

guerrillatech

esoanem

This is a map of the range of all giraffe species. By my count that puts them in just 16 countries out of the 54 in Africa (of which 5 are island countries with no territory on the continental mainland). That's 30%, quite a long way shy of all, and as you can see many of those countries that do have giraffes only have a tiny portion of their territory within giraffes' habitats

datasoong47

Wow, I knew they weren't in "every African country", but I didn't realize just how restricted their range was

blacktabris

Good teachers don't mind saying "I don't know" or that they need to look it up and will get back to you.

thegreenpea

Not only that but giraffes in different areas have different patterns and it's so cool

wakandamama

Masai giraffes look cool af

uzumaki-rebellion

The Masai giraffes are stuntin’ on the heauxs!

sepiaseraph-deactivated20221120

Masai Giraffe:

Reticulated Giraffe:

rattle-my-stars

slimewizaaard

This switched gears from a post about white ignorance to a giraffe appreciation post. Such is the nature of tumblr.

dietspam16

animentality

coldcrashpictures

I thought this was just a post about what month was coming up.

mctreeleth

It's gonna be may, but it's already an economic crisis.

wackom

Bothering the beast

brightlotusmoon

rhube

Robot children's hospital.

roseverdict

you've heard of color theory, now get ready for cable management

finalgirlabigailhobbs

fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes

#a magician who loves solving crime #im sure theres a version of arsene lupin out there where he doesnt commit a crime

pierog

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

adropofhumanity

yemen is the poorest nation in the arab world. but in two weeks time, it did what no oil or gas- rich arab nation could do. by seizing three ships and costing i****l more than 2 billion by forcing its ships to go around africa, yemen showed up.

ponyb0ycurtis-deactivated202407

Just a reminder that Yemen has risked it ALL for Palestine, as they are going through one of the worst humanitarian crisis' ever. Due to their resilience, the puppets at the UN have decided to exclude them from the world food program. Yemen is STARVING. Please consider donating towards their hunger crisis. Let's show up for Yemen.