[zlatanstrophywife-deactivated20]

👰🏼💍

[merry-taire]

I love that scene in Night at the Museum where ur like “oh shit a scary mummy oh nooo” and then IT’S JUST THE CUTEST BOY IN THE WORLD

[itbespacegays]

[zlatanstrophywife-deactivated20]

isi tthisi fiokin g rami mkeelllkk im goon a bust\ttttttttttt kuebra r u seeeeeentg this @thlathan

[thlathan-blog]

wen theres more foking kpop on my dash than futbol

[thlathan-blog]

when i see arda in a barca jersey 😷 i want to say Hello 👏 to the God of death💀💀 !, please kill me👸🔫🔫💀💀💀💀💀please

[thlathan-blog]

[thlathan-blog]

well u foking hypocrites ur getting exposed today

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

[tanookitoes]

im an old taco, which is another word for anime freak 

[filipeluis-deactivated20201225]

@thlathan

[zlatanstrophywife-deactivated20]

im gonna binge watch mr robot tonight how sexy is rami am i right ladies??? also elliot and i are perfect for each other bc we are complete opposites i love money and power but we work bc we both #care about evil corruption! and i would be sucking the teat of capitalism he would b like UR ONE OF THEM!!!! ans i would b like yes…. but u have to b one of them to stop them 😼😼😼😼😼 and he would b like 😾😾😾 and i would b like SEE. im on. the INSIDE and we would work together but i wpuld be rich

[zlatanstrophywife-deactivated20]

[thlathan-blog]

Hey stranger

u can only floss big teeth gaps ranging from 2mms- 4mms with zlatans pubes. they r big and stronk

[filipeluis-deactivated20201225]

u can’t use simeones pubes at all they’ll pull out ur teeth. luckily i was able to get implants so u can’t notice but still.

[thlathan-blog]

by putting zlatans fresh cum shots in a jaw and freezing it for 3 hours in -30 celcius u can create a new set of teeth without spending 1 penny ;) do it the environment friendly way

[zlatanstrophywife-deactivated20]

*kubra comes bak to tubmlr* *nicol elisa and i give her posts lots of attention so she stays :)*

[thlathan-blog]

thx i made up my mind im deletign

[thlathan-blog]

Hey stranger

u can only floss big teeth gaps ranging from 2mms- 4mms with zlatans pubes. they r big and stronk

[thlathan-blog]

hey

according to my calculations, zlatan has 79 drops of sweat on his balls RIGHT NOW. only true zlatan fans will know about this. what do u say now u fake fan ;)

unm u should know zlatans pubes are a DARK MOCHA BROWN BOARDERING ON BLACK not cocoa powder brown u fukffin idiot

[thlathan-blog]

hey

according to my calculations, zlatan has 79 drops of sweat on his balls RIGHT NOW. only true zlatan fans will know about this. what do u say now u fake fan ;)

[thlathan-blog]

reblog mg post or u ll get the BLOCK

[thlathan-blog]

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[mcfc-bromance-chronicle]

samnasri8 New color again needed a change