samm;

a gay ass 20 year old girl who apparently looks like the dog in her icon. i do.

[somecutething]

[danielhowell]

hello tumblr we are dan and phil here to answer your dank questies #AnswerTime

[jessicamaccormackrmack]

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[psychotictea]

A big mood

[astrvmnauta-deactivated20220523]

Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”

[yougottahaveseoul]

when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job

[gif87a-com]

[the-cozy-room]

I looked it up and apparently this is in Istanbul, Turkey. She is known as the Taksim Metro Cat and does this everyday - she is locally famous :) 

Here’s an article about her and some pics. 

[princesstigerbelle]

Pick her up

[porterr-robinson]

[catchymemes]

[goblinlord666]

big SQuish

[pro-gay]

“yeah but at least I never thirsted for Ed sheeran” is a very valid comeback to anything at all, ever. do not be afraid to use it

[worldcircus]

[blackarachnya]

mutuals do this

[blackbitchenergy]

This was so fucking satisfying to watch

[thnewromantics]

@waveydnp @psychicmoth thank you for making my favorite fic come to life. im so in love with it.</p>

[doctordizzyspinner]

[wonkas-golden-nword-pass-deacti]

They got me my dudes, its been nice knowing yall

[wonkas-golden-nword-pass-deacti]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

op is an ancap which makes this 10x funnier

[endbittersweet]

a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy 

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it’s like i always say: fuck

[mogifire]

Ken Nwadiogbu, drawing with pencil

follow him on instagram @kenartng    twitter @kennwadiogbu