𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 / 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.
❛ I was gone a lot longer than I thought I would be. ❜
❛ I’m stuck with you, and that means you’re stuck with me. ❜
❛ You’re not as good as I’d hoped. But you’re better than you know. ❜
❛ Yeah, no, that still sounds bad. ❜
❛ I think someone is following us. ❜
❛ I’m in. I heard the word illegal. ❜
❛ Wait, are my eyes open or closed right now? ❜
❛ Hell is real, and it smells like Axe body spray. ❜
❛ This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows. ❜
❛ What is the point of magic if we can’t fix real problems? ❜
❛ A great way to get what you want is to be so miserable that you don’t want it anymore. ❜
❛ Every time I talk, I sound batshit. ❜
❛ You should be happy. Less competition. ❜
❛ You have to mean it for magic to work. ❜
❛ Phosphoromancy, bitches! ❜
❛ Being a magician has always been about, in part, accruing power. ❜
❛ I need you to remind me that magic is real. ❜
❛ Magic doesn’t come from talent, it comes from pain. ❜
❛ Life is raw. Everybody medicates. ❜
❛ The idea is you look at the list of ingredients and try to figure out what the spell does. ❜
❛ It’s the universe deep dicking us. Lay back and try to enjoy it. ❜
❛ My crown is just as heavy as yours. ❜
❛ Poor little magic girl. ❜
❛ Hey, how did you – what are you doing here? ❜
❛ Why can’t anything just be fixed? ❜
❛ Why did you bring me back? ❜
❛ What do you say? Want to put some pants on and help me save all of magic? ❜
❛ You could say please. ❜
❛ Hakuna Matata has failed me. ❜
❛ I trust you. I need you. ❜
❛ If you keep drinking, I will seriously cut a bitch. ❜
❛ My loyalty will always be with me. ❜
❛ Well… I guess I could help. For a price. ❜
❛ Is everybody out here really so lifeless? ❜
❛ So this is what the patriarchy smells like? It’s not the freshest. ❜
❛ But you’re not alone. I’m your best bitch, remember? ❜
❛ I knew the difference between magic and miracles. One is real and one is a lie with sparkles. ❜
❛ You’re alive. What a lovely surprise. ❜
❛ You’re the volunteer tomato. ❜
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