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[showerthoughtsofficial]

If you start watching infinity war at 9:48:51pm on New Years Eve then Thanos will snap at midnight which is the most perfectly balanced way to begin 2019

[showerthoughtsofficial]

4 Spikes = Table Fork. 3 Spikes = Dessert Fork. 2 Spikes = Deli Fork. 1 Spike = Knife. 0 Spikes = Spoon.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When Earth becomes uninhabitable for humans, the Amish community will be forced to choose between living on a spaceship or staying here to die.

[thatsthat24]

My Friend is Awesome!!! (w/ @thejoanglebook)

[thomas-swanson]

First day of the forever work term today! #CollegeGraduate #KetteringBuilt

[thomas-swanson]

Happy Independence Day!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mars as far as we know, is the only planet entirely populated by robots..

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird that people say ‘tuna fish’ sandwich, but they don’t say they’re having a 'chicken bird’ or 'beef mammal’ sandwich.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Milky Way is the only galaxy with milk in it, as far as we know.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Rather than saying that a band has broken up, we should say that they’ve disbanded.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Barn owls must have been stoked when barns were invented.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If your watch breaks, you know exactly what time it happened…

[just-shower-thoughts]

Vatican City is the country with the fewest churches

[just-shower-thoughts]

After 2017 there will be no more 90s kids because they will all be adults

[thomas-swanson]

Yeah, I can't believe it

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dragons can’t blow out the birthday candles on their birthday cakes. :(

[thomas-swanson]

Lol

[just-shower-thoughts]

Barn owls must have been stoked when barns were invented.

[thomas-swanson]

Lol