Easy A (2010 Film) : Sentence Starters
"Whatever happened to chivalry?"
"Why does that matter - I'm adopted!"
"Relax! Jesus."
"Are you really that repulsed by lady parts?"
"Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason."
"I might even lose my virginity to him/her."
"What do you think I have down there? A gnome?"
"If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus."
"Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp."
"Perhaps you should get a wardrobe, you abominable twat."
"There's a whole jar of them in the fridge!"
"Is there a _______ here?"
"There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency."
"Who gives a rat's ass?"
"(S)He got a Coke Zero AGAIN."
"The books you read in class always seems to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted."
"There's a young (wo)man here to see you."
"I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness."
"A gentleman caller, hurray!"
"If God wanted him/her to graduate, then God would have given him/her the right answers."
"I'm sorry, but you gotta be shittin' me, woman."
"A is for Awesome."
"Haven't you heard? I already did."
"The family member of the week gets to pick the movie."
"I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection."
"I have been... whoring around a lot."
"Yes, I am a big fat slut."
"I was just wondering if there's a minster around?"
"Are you accusing me of nepotism?"
"Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself/himself, let alone another person."
"Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. Mostly guys."
"Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him/her and shit?"
"No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper."
"You'd think, but _______ is a homophobe, which is why I called him/her a fascist."
"You know, the pill is not 100% effective."
"Not with a fizzle, but with a bang."
"Blech! Worst song ever!"
"Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your cat at everybody!"
"I'm swell, guy-I've-never-laid-eyes-on-before. Thanks for asking."
"The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated."
"And as we all know, by "magic" I mean "nothing.""
"Not now I don't, shit-dick."
"Fine. I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen."
"I'm drunk. What's up, bitches?"
"I started piling on lie after lie."
"Well, that's because you're a virgin."
"After we watch "The Bucket List," remember to cross "watch 'The Bucket List'" off our bucket list."
"A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes."
"Aren't there, like, child labor laws against this?"
"Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story."
"This is my side, the right one."
