[piratesofthecaribbean]

[adulting]

If you have to do an interview via Skype ...

Tape googly eyes next to your webcam to help maintain eye contact.

NOTE: This is not an original tip. I saw it somewhere awhile ago, and can’t remember or figure out where. But still great advice!

[memoirsofaworkingprostitute]

OH MY GOD THIS IS GENIUS

[middleearthrecipes]

Beorn's Honey Cake

I was initially hesitant to call this Beorn’s Honey Cake at first; because, as you can see, I baked it in a loaf pan. And then when I was re-reading the recipe preparing to post it, I saw that this is, in fact, meant to be baked in a cake pan, not a loaf pan. 

Luckily it has still turned out great everytime. 

This is actually the dessert I baked last September 21st, for Bilbo and Frodo’s birthday. It is soooo yummy. I like it with butter, and it’s even delicious with extra honey on top. 

P.S. Hi new followers! (waves dramatically) I love you already.

Beorn’s Honey Cake

Ingredients

6 tablespoons / 90 g butter 6 tablespoons / 90 mL honey ½ teaspoon / 2.5 mL vanilla extract 2 eggs 1 cup / 120 g flour 1 tsp / 4 g baking powder 2 tbs / 30 mL warm milk ¼ tsp / 1 g salt  ¼ tsp / 1 g nutmeg

Directions

Cream the butter and honey together. Add vanilla. Beat in the eggs. Sift in the flour, baking soda, salt and nutmeg. Fold in the warm milk. Pour into a greased and lined pan (use a bread pan or a round cake pan; line with foil or parchment paper). Smooth the top.

Bake at 350 degrees F. for about 45 minutes or until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean.

Let sit for 10 minutes, then loosen and turn out onto serving plate. Brush with 1 tablespoon warm honey. Serve warm or cooled.

Recipe adapted from Council of Elrond.com

[bornite]

Ohhh, I want to try this!

[monkeysaysficus]

Aka he wants me to make it for him

[notlostonanadventure]

I got around to making this and let me tell you about it.

It’s thick, and the flavor is almost entirely in the crust

But goddamn, it’s flaky and tasty as hell. It’s taking me every fiber of my being not to devour this single-handedly. It’s that good. The batter is fantastic too, if you’re so inclined. 

If you’ve got the time to cook it, do so. It will make your entire house smell like honey and happiness. 

[middleearthrecipes]

I’m glad it turned out for you! Happy baking!

[ifelloffthebed]

[tibets]

[tinkeperi-deactivated20180615]

Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean:)

[cupcakeblake]

im sorry but if you dont love captain jack sparrow we cant be friends

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[annebonny-s]

[macaedh]

what the fuck ethan

[kvothbloodless]

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

[sorrynotsorrybi]

Bi women aren’t secretly straight. Bi men aren’t secretly gay.

[thequeer26]

Let’s end biphobia together. Because it sucks and it’s stupid and it’s not okay, point blank.

[spacey-casey]

I love how the assumption is that bi people are secretly attracted to men, and only men. And by love I mean hate with a burning feminist passion.

[bottled-snow]

You know what month next month is?

May.

You know what’s happening in May?

EUROVISION

YOU CAN ALREADY SMELL THE GLITTER AND DISAPPOINTMENT

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[purpleshield1548-deactivated202]

This is too cute!

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Firefly Rewatch: one gifset per episode └ The Train Job

Time for some thrilling heroics