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how2bake

demon gf that insists on making pacts for every little thing

how2bake

"i will do the dishes... for a price (kissies)"

signerjarts

“Jolene"

Your beauty is beyond compare

I shudder from your Eldritch stare

With scaly skin and fins of emerald green

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I love how we’ve all collectively decided Jolene is a Great Old One :D

And I love that Wynonna Earp is clearly aware of this meme O.O

probablyfunrpgideas

Play a warlock character who calls himself Vithimorex or something like that. Always mention how grateful you are to your patron, Frank, for the wondrous powers he gives you.

Slowly reveal that the powers you get from Frank are things like “sense of smell” and “verbal communication”. As it turns out, Vithimorex is an extradimensional Thing possessing the person formerly known as Frank. All the eldritch blasts and shadow conjurations are boring powers according to Vithimorex. He can’t wait for the level 14 ability to understand and appreciate music.

probablyfunrpgideas

Also, I realized something about the name I made up, so here’s a song:

When the moon splits in two and your nightmares come true, Vithimorex...

When the world seems to bleed since the dead god was freed, Vithimorex...

dgcakes

I see somebody hit level 14

probablyfunrpgideas

This is the best response I’ve ever seen

velartis

Franz Kafka, 1912

metamorphesque

— To the Desert, Benjamin Alire Sáenz

ursula-legun

i like imagining that it feels good as fuck to be multiple raindrops sliding down a windowpane and then combining when you touch. that's gotta be so nice.