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" it's just, when you add obviously, it feels a little less obvious. "
" how do you really feel about your father? "
" it's as if, maybe, it's a little more complicated than you feel comfortable admitting which... is completely understandable. "
" shit. my nose is bleeding. thought i was getting emotionally snotty. "
" it's probably from when i kicked you in the face. "
" i'm going to hang you off the side of this building, and you're going to tell me where [ name ] is, or i'm going to drop you to your death. "
" you know, for being a real piece of shit, you're pretty easy to talk to. "
" i'm not telling you shit, you fucking loser! "
" honestly, it was nice talking to someone about this stuff. "
" i'm really glad i kidnapped you tonight. "
" can i get a copy of that video when we're through here? 'cause i'm about to fuck you up and those videos do numbers. maybe we can go viral. "
" can we just skip to the part where you reveal your bullshit superpower so we can fight for real? "
" i know who you are, you're, like, famous. "
" you look like you could use a drink. "
" it takes a lot for me to feel anything. "
" i guess i just like helping people. "
" i'm not quite drunk enough to share my origin story just yet, but remind me to tell you some day. "
" i'm sorry if i gave the wrong impression. "
" i'm so sorry, i totally misread that. "
" you have a lot left to give. "
" i'm not done saving you yet. "
" every time i walk in this place, i get sad. "
" this is the type of apartment you see, when the detective kicks the door in, you know? shine the flashlight, serial killer shit. "
" that's longer than any conversation i ever had with him. "
" i would literally let everyone here melt in eternal hell, including you, before anything happens to this dog. "
" i refuse to believe that's what he sounds like. "
" sometimes you just gotta shake shit up. "
" you think it's a bad idea? "
" you said it with a hot voice, so i assumed you meant boobs. "
" only god can judge me. "
" i'm judging you right now. "
" i'm losing feeling in my hand, and not in a fun, kinky way. "
" you look, uh, different. "
" you let your guard down, you perish. "
" that's a pretty fucked way to live. "
" nobody sabotages me, except me... but that's more of an existential thing. "
" your face is looking far less stabbable today. "
" ask next time, or there won't be a next time. "
" i thought that would be more difficult. "
" that's got a name, it's teamwork. "
" are you smoking in a playground? the fuck's wrong with you? "
" some people are born to be heroes. i'm not one of them. "
" i have fucking villain powers. "
" being a villain is my fate. "
" i don't regret it, i know that for sure. "
" did you just give me an updown? "
" this isn't why you're here but can you zip me up? "
" last time i went through a breakup i drank mezcal until i blacked out. "
" do you think there is someone else? perhaps another lover could be the cause of all this. "
" so you are to blame for my sadness? "
" i'm not that good of a kisser. "
" i had a dream last night that we were fucking. "
" i'm doing that thing where i imagine being with someone, you know? see how it feels, how it looks. you know, like trying on a dress. "
" bathrooms are for shitting after your first coffee and picking shrapnel out of your chest... not for whatever this is. "
" you sound like my first manager, i fired his ass. "
" what, are you going to snitch on me? "
" you should be out doing good. "
" you aren't my typical romantic companion, but i could be persuaded. "
" teamwork slows me down. "
" i'm a loner, a rebel. "
" people have expectations and they never meet me first, it's always the superhero. it's hard to live up to. "
" was that less of a mistake than the first one? "
" oh, so this is a date. "
" i actually prefer brunettes, so this is great. "
" what're we, like, friends now? "
" all i want is a conversation. "
" you're not supposed to lift without a spot. "
" normies need babysitters, so you don't hurt yourself thinking you're a hero. "
" it's time for you to accept that you don't got it anymore. "
" if you wanted to grab dinner, all you had to do was ask. "
" secret identities are secret for a reason. "
" we don't kill people. we're the good guys. "
" bitches out here wearing ski masks and robbing banks, where's the originality? "
" i don't know you, and i don't like not knowing people. "
" be honest, am i going to make a fool of myself if i sing whitney houston? "
" heroes don't start fights. "
" you might not believe in yourself right now but, i believe in you. "
" some people, they're black holes. you reach out to help them and they just suck you in and do whatever the fuck black holes do, i don't know. they fuck you up. "
" you gave us a fucking scare. "
" bare walls are a sign of depression. "
" can't shoot what you can't see. "
" you are no fucking hero! "
" you think you're invisible, but i fucking see you. "
" you don't know anything about me. "
" i know you're fucking dangerous, what else do i need to know? "
" you ever think about why we do what we do? help people? put it all on the line for someone who won't ever know your name, won't send you a thank you card, won't be at your bedside when you get hurt... "
" i'm too old to be crying. "
" i've found doing something good, always helps when i'm feeling bad. "
" we've got a job to do. "
" not talking about it won't make it go away. "
" now isn't the time to cast blame. "
" i really do appreciate you defending me, but you shouldn't. "
" this is probably hard for you to hear right now, but this isn't your fault. "
" i forgive you, so there. "
" you can't fucking forgive me. "
" if you're going to blow some fucker's brains out, nonslip mats are a must. "
" feels silly calling it a hideout. "
" you think you can beat the bad by being good. "
" there's no solving human nature. "
" you can't stop evil, all you can do is control it. "
" i thought you wanted revenge. "
" this is why i hate luck. runs out. "
" i fired the bartender, but i can still get you something to drink. "
" you made them nervous. "
" don't worry, i've got you. "
" just need to... sit here for like... a few weeks, then i'll be right as rain. "
" when the pain's constant, it's easier to get used to. that goes for physical and emotional. "
" thanks for getting out of bed or whatever you were up to. "
" you've got a lot of explaining to do. "
" my whole life started to flash before my eyes. "
" i see you in trouble and i just can't help myself. "
" i didn't do anything! "
" you sure know a lot about the plan for someone not involved. "
" they tried to recruit me, of course they did. but i said no. "
" you didn't lie to me, but you didn't tell me the truth. "
" i can't tell you how boring life is without surprises. "
" i hope my saving you from collision was appropriate? "
" i've never been more insulted in my life. "
" being a professional yourself, you should know, it wasn't personal. "
" i thought i had friends, but you made me realise i never actually did. "
" there isn't a thing you can do that i haven't modelled out. "
" i'm a bad person, but i'm a man of my word. "
" i've been through all the game theory on this moment a thousand times. i'm not steps ahead, i'm miles, so don't fucking test me. "
" the only way to keep you from knowing what i'm doing is to not have any idea what i'm doing. "
" don't be mad. you lost. it happens. "
" i guess i can still be surprised. "
" how am i the one on a stretcher when you look like hammered shit? "
" it didn't hit anything, bullet went straight through. "
" quick hero lesson: when you jump in front of a bullet, you're supposed to actually stop it, y' know? that's kind of the whole point. "
" maybe you should let a nice moment be nice every now and then. "
" i've had half a beer and i'm already feeling it. "
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