Head Bitches

Good day, Thorness Parks. We are your biggest nightmares and your best friends. The HBICS

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Toby is actually a virgin

Duh. I can change that, though…

-Ella

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Who do you ship Lexi, Sam, Faye, Rosie, and Emma with?

Lexi & Emma would be really cute, I think. Lexi is a sweet girl and I honestly can’t find anything to insult her on. Plus she’s pretty. And Emma’s also sweet. I think we should just contain the sweet so no one else has to deal with it. Faye with Toby, Rosie with Nathaniel, Sam & Sebastian or  Sam & Elodie.Or, actually, a big fat threesome between all of ‘em.

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Ella, I don’t know if I came off wrong or something but i’m straight. Lexi is super cool though and an awesome friend! Also, thank you for calling me sweet! 

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How does the saying go? So are noodles until it gets steamy?  "Straight" is subjective.

-Ella

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Love triangle: Sam, Jeremy, and Faye.

Sam, Elodie and Faye.*

-Ella

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…What?

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Oh, honey, the "dumb, innocent & afraid" thing has gotten far too old.

- Ella

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Who do you ship Lexi, Sam, Faye, Rosie, and Emma with?

Lexi & Emma would be really cute, I think. Lexi is a sweet girl and I honestly can’t find anything to insult her on. Plus she’s pretty. And Emma’s also sweet. I think we should just contain the sweet so no one else has to deal with it. Faye with Toby, Rosie with Nathaniel, Sam & Sebastian or  Sam & Elodie.Or, actually, a big fat threesome between all of ‘em.

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Do you believe that some of these couples are "in love"?

No. They’re just desperate since their mommies and daddies don’t give a fuck about them.

-Ella

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Love triangle: Sam, Jeremy, and Faye.

Sam, Elodie and Faye.*

-Ella

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i am almost 100% sure that sam has some secret feelings for elodie.

Ooh, that could cause some interesting drama since Faye is practically tossing her panties right at his face…

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do you think any of the upcoming events are going to cause some trouble?

I know the events are going to cause trouble. 

-Ella

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SAM AND FAYE SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE, THEN COMES AN ABRUPT, TRAGIC MISCARRIAGE.

Oh, well, it's expected.

-Ella

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I ship sambastian sorry not sorry

You and me both. Maybe they'll fuck if we ask nicely.

-Ella

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What guys and girls do you think need to get laid the most?

All these crotchety bitches need to either suck a dick or get their dick sucked. Like damn, guys, it’s obvious your bad mood is because all of your orgasms have been sub par lately, so…

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Any new gossip you could give to us?

That’s up to your peers.

Send me secrets, bitches.

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Who do you ship now?

Elodie and Ana all the way. Kind of want to see Clare bang Faye just to watch the fall out when it’s obvious he caters towards a younger audience. Oh, and I’m gonna sit here quietly and crackship Rosie and Faye, mmkay? Mmkay.

Toby should just get naked. Period. That boy should be no mas pantalones all day, every day.

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Why do guys wear skinny jeans? Where does it all go?

They don’t have “it.” Or it’s tiny.

Makes me wonder why Sam wears such tight pants…you got  le petit ami down there, buddy? Or are you hiding a big, wet secret?

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@clarebear: @tpgtravis you're not gonna mail me anywhere what the fuck is wrong with you

@tpgtravis: @clarebear no I mean I want to see you holding hands and taking long walks to the bedroom to have sexy times. I mean I want to see you in a relationSHIP.

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@clarebear: @tpgtravis sashay away you annoying cunt

@tpgtravis: @clarebear lovely words from the one and only clarence. Also it wasn't me calling you a child molester, it was Ella. I actually ship you and ana, you poop nugget.

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@clarebear: @tpgtravis im not a fucking pedohpile

@tpgtravis: @clarebear are you sure??? I see you tweeting little innocent ana mr Delacroix