sorry i came back wrong

Meagan/23/MI

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

[nighthawkes]

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

[sun-shimmer]

here is our local sturgeon sculpture. he is shaped like a friend and i love him :)

[wormskinrug]

Our local salmon statue!

[naamahdarling]

Our Blue Whale! It has its own festival!

[nonasuch]

we have this crab at the airport

[justgot1]

I don’t live near the sea. :(

Our airport has a demon.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

a plant's job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb

[iridescentjaq]

my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE

the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides

also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

that’s horrifying! thank you

[headspace-hotel]

I mean yeah? Bone meal and blood meal are common fertilizers for plants.

And plants' roots actively forage, seeking out the areas of the most nutrients as they grow, so it makes sense

"What are corpses on the ground but uncooked steaks for some tree" is my new favorite quote

[mothcub]

[valtsv]

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

[valtsv]

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

[valtsv]

"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

[batsandboba]

has anyone heard of Cozy in bed…lifechanging

[batsandboba]

has anyone experienced Alarm goes off. devastating

[huttslut]

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

[coopsgirl]

[adibkhorram]

"Where's the light coming from?"

"The same place as the music."

[thoroughlyuninterested]

a big giant fuck you to the girl junior year who hid behind her hand and tried to call me the duff of the group when i was staring right at her. it wasnt funny and it wasnt a joke! watched the movie for the first time yesterday after avoiding it since 2015 and her friends arent even the ones who call her a duff. they have no idea what shes talking about because FRIENDS DONT DO THAT TO EACH OTHER! and fuck the two of you who just sat there and laughed.

[wizardpotions]

Every culture in all of human history was so right about carbs and fat together being a blessing upon earth. Eating bread with butter knowing I am partaking in one of humanities biggest shared joys

[twinkjak]

[thoroughlyuninterested]

i remember specifically thinking about my sexuality when i was in 6th grade and asking myself if i liked girls but then said “im not dealing with this right now” and did that everytime i had that thought up until i realized that might not be a healthy thing to be doing. i think i deeply internalized that being gay was okay for everyone else but not for me, and thats fucked up !

[arsonist-twink]

my toxic trait is i fully believe that i could play anyone in hadestown

[sandmandaddy69]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[gas-station-dick-pill]

reblog to kill your landlord with a sword

[gonzocoded]

she think on my therefore til i am