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with kmag's race ban, haas has the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing ever

#LOGAN SARGEANT NOW IS YOUR TIME #formula 1 #f1 #LET HIM CAUSE CHAOS IN A HAAS #LET HIM FUCK IT INTO WILLIAMS' GARAGE SCREAMING FUCK YOU JAMES VOWLES #logan sargeant #james vowles #williams racing

rt3nenbaum

"fernando alonso is 43 years old" WRONG! he is five actually

#this man is one of the biggest war criminals of all time in this fucking sport #THAT'S MY 42 YEAR OLD ROOKIE RIGHT THERE #his back is probably screaming for help #his physiotherapist works overtime that's for damn sure #everyone's depressed in their post-quali interviews meanwhile this man does not give a flying fuck

for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end

#formula 1 #kimi raikkonen #sebastian vettel #nico rosberg #mark webber #jenson button #mika häkkinen #david coulthard #brocedes #makkinen #simi #sky sports can we please have this next year i beg of you #do it for the memes #it would only take like three shots of tequila for nico to spill some clinically INSANE fucking brocedes lore #mika sipping his drink in the hot tub facetiming michael showing their kids drunken attempts of hijinks and shenanigans

aston14s

happy birthday to our favorite papi

#fernando alonso #f1 #formula one #HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE KING OF PETTY ISLAND I LOVE YOU #happy birthday nando <3 #THAT'S MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER RIGHT THERE GUYS AND GALS

to the homphobes commenting on ralf's extremely brave post and officially coming out saying that he doesn't deserve the Schumacher name, i'm sorry but you obviously don't know who the FUCK michael schumacher is and what he stands for. michael's probably already known for YEARS even before the accident and has supported and loved his brother the entire time, so for anyone to say that michael wouldn't support ralf if he was able to makes my blood boil. michael would be actively running over homophobes in his ferrari at pride parades and giving out free dad hugs and donate millions to queer charities. THAT'S who michael schumacher is, and who his entire family is, anyone who disagrees can fuck off.❤️

#formula 1 #ralf schumacher #michael schumacher

hi everyone i am in pain enjoy the memes

#formula 1 #live laugh love the mental instability it takes to be an aston martin girlie #aston martin #FOR FUCKS SAKE I WILL SELL MY LEFT TIT FOR FERNANDO TO HAVE A GOOD FUCKING CAR #PAPA STROLL HIRE ADRIAN NEWEY ALREADY #strollonso #fernando alonso #lance stroll #ASTON I AM EXHAUSTED

#formula 1 #formula one #strollonso #fernando alonso #Y'ALL GET UP IT'S OUR SHAKESPEAREAN VILLAIN'S HOME GP #@astonmartin PLEASE I BEG OF YOU UPGRADE MY PAPA AND HIS TWINK'S CARS SO THEY CAN GET A DOUBLE PODIUM #the meme generator strikes again i fear

happy pride to iceman and his batshit crazy twink that produces undeniable results with extremely questionable methods and flirts with anything that moves while driving/flying something that goes vroom vroom

#top gun #formula 1 #yes it can be both #icemav #pete 'maverick' mitchell #tom 'iceman' kazansky #simi #kimi räikkönen #sebastian vettel #they're literally all the same just in different fonts #also an honorable mention to the third wheels/best friends that put up with their bullshit #fernando alonso and ron 'slider' kerner i'm talking about your asses

ferrari fans how are y'all holding up

#formula 1 #formula one #ferrari #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #canadian gp 2024 #sound off if y'all are gonna be alive after this weekend #honorable mention to george russell i'm sorry sir i didn't know your game #scuderia ferrari

#formula 1 #fernando alonso #strollonso #aston martin #formula one #AND LANCE IN THE POINTS OR ON PODIUM I BEG OF YOU #joke's on y'all i finally figured out how to use the meme generator #live laugh love the mental instability it takes to be an aston martin girlie #LET MY PAPA HAVE A FUCKING WIN ALREADY COME ON FIA

ok but real talk if he could walk michael schumacher would've ABSOLUTELY been in Barbie even for a cameo I mean

you cannot convince me that this man right here would not IMMEDIATELY put on a bright pink racing suit and happily tell you that his job is car with the biggest stupidest smile on his face

#honorable mentions include danny ricardo and twink sebastian vettel #michael schumacher #formula 1 #and for the makkinen fans yes mika is barbie i mean LOOK AT HIM #mika's girlboss barbie with michael's dumbass golden retriever ken #makkinen #scuderia ferrari #barbie #in conclusion we needed an f1 barbie and ken #if greta asked him to serve cunt he would've done it on a silver platter with no questions asked

isacksteban

did they eat magnents or are they just gay

thorsonoflesbians

oh no they're very gay mika told me himself while staring at a picture of his husband's tits

#formula 1 #mika häkkinen #michael schumacher #makkinen #f1 #makkinen walked so that lestappen could run #if you look closer you can see david coulthard and eddie irvine losing their shit in the background over these dumb homosexuals

mickstart

Michael Schumacher ~ Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels

#this fucks SO HARD #i will never be normal about this man ever #that's my 7 time goat wdc #everyone pack it up because no one in the history of planet earth will ever serve cunt like this man did again

youjustwaitsunshine

#michael schumacher #AND WHAT ABOUT IT #give him a glock and see what happens for the comedy of it #that's MY 7 time goat wdc #if mika had been there he would've given his boyfriend either a chainsaw or a gun and munch on popcorn in the corner

remember boys and girls and non-binary pals, if you don't want to purchase the f1 subscription to watch races, sebastian vettel will always encourage you to become a pirate

#formula 1 #silly season #sebastian “eat the rich” vettel my king i love you #honorable mentions include kimi raikkonen #my man could not give further from a fuck #let's be real seb probably made half of the pirate sites so people who couldn't purchase the package could still watch the races #sebastian vettel

I swear to god this fucking season has been so silly already, the only thing that could possibly make it even better is if michael fucking schumacher came back from his long nap and rejoined the grid at 55 to just be a menace to society, absolutely TERRIFY ferrari, beat jos verstappen and helmut marko to death with a baseball bat and then proceed to adopt everyone

#formula one #michael schumacher #max verstappen #lewis hamilton #scuderia ferrari #THE WAY THE WORLD WOULD REJOICE MAN COME ON #schumi being the fucking boogeyman of f1 always sends me #yes i know I'm delusional BUT WHAT IF GUYS #LET THE MAN HAVE HIS GRID KIDS #let's turn this into THEE SILLIEST SEASON POSSIBLE

flatoutin-eaurouge

thorsonoflesbians

no y'all don't understand they are my ACTUAL parents

#formula one #michael schumacher #mika häkkinen #classic f1 #makkinen are a treat if they're platonic or romantic #BRING BACK THE TABLES AND MICS YOU COWARDS

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