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sour grapes, slut.

I know this was sent as part of a bunch of hate anons about the championship, but it's the funniest ask I've ever received I'm changing my blog title immediately

#anyway I don't publish hate anons so have fun sending those into the void

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dostoevskyordoesntshe

(After spending a little time with family) This is just like in The Brothers Karamazov.

innerchildabortionclinic

anorexia as class signaling in the US needs a dissertation atp because that's genuinely why celebrities are like that. it's not just being thin but underweight to the point where if you didn't have proper resources, you would be unable to function in daily life. that's where class comes into play. it's a way of saying you can afford to live on the edge. I fully believe this

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to be clear i'm not saying that's the only factor at play here, just a more blatantly emerging one in modern times

#was literally just thinking yesterday I think the introduction of working weight loss drugs has made weight a class signifier again #(not that it wasn't before but diet culture was getting such a pushback on the Economics of it all that it was less strongly felt)#and now it is once again overweight = poor BC you couldn't afford the drugs and so we get a cyclical effect #where The Rich are even more likely to get on said drugs because once again being overweight is a thing for The Commoners

Too sad to sleep why is it even when positive experiences fall into my lap hand dropped from the sky I find a way to ruin them

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WROTE MORE CALL OF DUTY LESBIAN SEX EVERYBODY CLAP

#I hate it but I wrote it

Another summer of ruin and woe.

#laurambles

(guy who spent 3am-7am looking at diet and nutrition stuff) no my parents going on this crash diet isn't triggering me why do you ask

#laurambles #every. SINGLE. dinner this week.#the parents who have mocked my food nonstop for years #have gone out of their way to shove their face over my bowl and inhale and go #'mmmm I wish I could have that'#THEN HAVE SOME. FUCK YOU LOOKING CRAZY FOR. 800 CALORIES A DAY EATING ASS

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Vague posts are so funny tbh bc someone will be talking about their mailman and I’ll read it and always be like

Not to be an intellectual but does anyone think psychological horror being the only genre doing well financially across multiple art forms right now might be. You know. A sign of the state of things.

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Keep thinking about the dead strawberry plants in my garden and experiencing ecological despair.

The way there is just no end in sight to his heatwave is fucking me up so bad

sweetestart

Scanned from a 1974 issue of “The Barazoku,” Japan’s first gay magazine.

#good fucking god

Me in heaven: yeah so obviously the coughing baby is implied to be weak and the hydrogen bomb is implied to be strong so every other Hollywood heart-throb is the coughing baby and you are the hydrogen bomb

Robert Redford, shaking with anger: That's not funny. People died.

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Told the spouse we were having a bob tourney and he looked at me:

"So, like the haircut or....?"

When I laughed, he pointed out that 'you guys' (Tumblr), would 100% participate in tournament of Roberts. If you're needed ideas after this, we've got that going for us.

sighhhhhhhhhh