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Janaina Medeiros

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oozey mess

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Kiana Khansmith
YOU ARE THE REASON
Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies

shark vs the universe
sheepfilms
RMH

Origami Around
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
will byers stan first human second

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@those-innocent-devils
*seductively crawls out of hell*
me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired me: “sleeps for a month” tired me: “sleeps for a year” still tired
mom: “maybe if you go to sleep earlier you wont be so tired”
Let’s plot something and RP all the time and have several different threads and let me love you forever and you are mine now okay?
me when someone even slightly interacts with me. (via bvtterflykiss)
contemporary art
Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.
why the f*ck is your first floor the second floor
because we have a ground floor
Next Stop: Everywhere
rps that go slow and depict a realistic relationship and they slowly fall in love
rps that go fast and they end up fricking within the first 20 responses
rps that are sad and they end up falling in love because they’re both sad and they comfort each other and make each other happy
rps where they’re best friends who do best friendly things and then end up falling in love that way
roleplaying your otp
shipPY ROLEPLAYS
you give my butterflies…… but not even in a cute way anymore talking to you gives me anxiety and I’m terrified about everything I say I’m so dumb
set #2
more?
set#1
set#3
After getting in an accident, my character can no longer bathe themselves. But instead of asking for help, they are too stubborn and wind up slipping and injuring themselves further in the shower. How does your character react to finding them?
submitted by anonymous; inspired by this meme.
so is anyone secretly in love with me yet
sameee
It’s called Master of the Universe.
It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks.
She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
Because the human body doesn’t work like that.
Because the english language doesn’t work like that.
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format.
Do I hate myself enough to potentially put myself through reading this?
“their cocks nestled together”
“nuzzled his cock”
“his cock bobbed up and down”
why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies
This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.
ok someone needs to tell marvel to stop spending money on air time for promoting their movies. just use the internet. and by that i mean there needs to be an official marvel vine account where there are 6 second in-character videos. can we please
wait somebody get markruffalo in here you know he’ll help
my thoughts exactly