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@those-talking-trash-animals
(Ooc)
A blog about a talking opossum, raccon, their friends, foes, and adventures.
Role play welcome. Be nice. Don't be hateful. Have fun. Don't assume anything said here applies towards real raccoons and opossums. They're characters, can talk, and do dumb things.
do not separate them…..
Starter Pokémon in Ohio
I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages
They are the same guy
*Lemon*
Raccoon: "Uhh... Thanks?"
Opossum: *Om* EUGH
Look what I found going through our gallery!!
'possum was so tiny ^^
@those-talking-trash-animals
Raccoon: "Nice place ya got here. Can we root through yer garbage?"
Opossum: "We won't make too much of a mess. Promise!"
Logan: Go ahead. I can’t say no to an animal… so cute. lil bubs <3 love you guys- BOBBY IF YOU DON’T SHUT THE FU-
Charles: No, no, no, no, please don’t root through our… through our garbage. We have fresh food, non rotten.
Raccon: "Fresh food?! Score! Thanks a lot!" >:3
Opossum: "I dunno I kinda like the taste rotten brings... I'd rather go through the trash..."
Opossum: "Psst 'Coon. What do ya call a vampire whose car broke down two miles from the blood bank?"
Raccoon: "I dunno? Hungry? Angry? In for one hell ova repair?"
Opossum: "A cab!"
Raccoon: "..."
Raccoon: "What's a cab?"
Opossum: "... ...It's- uh... Actually, I don't know what a cab is"
Raccoon: 😐
pigeon: hi, it's me, the ✨pigeon✨, i believe "cabs" are these gisnt metal boxes the humans use, either that or thse grain pockets stuffed with flesh... not sure.
Raccoon: "Huh.... People are weird and their jokes are weirder. Why would a vampire need a giant box to get to a bank of blood?"
Opossum: "Thank you, Pigeon!! You're always so smart. Quick question: Can I eat a cab?"
Opossum: "Psst 'Coon. What do ya call a vampire whose car broke down two miles from the blood bank?"
Raccoon: "I dunno? Hungry? Angry? In for one hell ova repair?"
Opossum: "A cab!"
Raccoon: "..."
Raccoon: "What's a cab?"
Opossum: "... ...It's- uh... Actually, I don't know what a cab is"
Raccoon: 😐
Feelin' hungry. I should ask people if I can dig through their garbage.
I ate a rock today. A few minutes later, some old lady threw a stick at me. Successful day overall.
*Raccoon staring wide-eyed, .5 style, frog blinking.* " 'Possum got beat up by a stray cat named Mittens today. He's very upset and embarrassed. Don't tell him I told you."
Raccoon: "HELP!! 'POSSUM FOUND A STICK AND 'E WONT STOP HITTIN' ME!!"
Opossum: *through mouthful of stick* "He's lyin'!!"
*Car goes rushing by*
*Opossum jumps, scurrying back by Raccoon*
Opossum: "Woah! What the rat bones was that?!"
Raccoon: "I think it was a cheetah!"
Opossum: "There ain't no cheetahs 'round here 'Coon. Besides, that didn't even look like one."
Raccoon: "Are you sure? I feel like that was a super fat cheetah. It was quick like one that's fer sure."
*Raccon scrambles into the room, all puffed up and breathing heavily. After a second of panting, he screams as loud as he can into the dusty room.* " 'POSSUM RAN INTA WALL AFTA GETTING SCARED BY A PIECE O' TRASH!!"
*Opossum rushes into the room, tackling his raccon friend to the ground* "You don't gotta tell them that!!"
*Raccon pushes at opossum with his paws, chittering gleefully* "I do!! I gotta tell our pals in the walls everything!!"
Tonight's dinner!!! What do we think? 🦝
