Memes, Musings, Starters, Prompts, and So Forth.

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Unfriended Sentence Starters #3

Hey, you! Do you remember that one average movie where mostly everything was done through Skype and one computer screen? No? Well, you’re about to find out that it actually has some cool  and ridiculous lines that are perfect for sentence starters!

“You were flinging it around! It’s gonna go off!”

“I’ll send my dad to fight you.”

“Don’t hang up.”

“Hey genius, we can see you!”

“Hey, what the fuck’s going on?”

“WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!”

“What do you see?”

“There’s fucking no one here. I’m gonna check it out.”

“Sit down and shut up.”

“You’re all terrible people.”

“We made a mistake, but we’re good people.”

“Let’s play a game... and the loser is gonna die.”

“Let me turn on the lights for you.”

“Will somebody explain the rules?”

“You know why.”

“You say you’re never late, but still, I wait and wait.”

“My, how you lie, lie, lie.”

“Looks like she finally shut the fuck up.”

“‘Till death do we part.”

“Do you hate me?”

“No, I don’t hate you. I love you so much.”

“IT WASN’T US!”

“I know you wouldn’t do this.”

“Why are you protecting him?”

“Don’t you want this to be over?”

“It was him.”

“Just one more thing.”

“Look at us! No, looks at us!! Look at us!!”

“Do you remember that? Hey, do you remember that?”

“How could I forget?”

“I’m so sorry we drifted apart.”

“Is that how you remember it?”

“I think there’s more to the story...”

“I got her!”

“What you’ve done will live here forever.”

“You’re going to Hell for this.”

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Unfriended Sentence Starters #2

Hey, you! Do you remember that one average movie where mostly everything was done through Skype and one computer screen? No? Well, you’re about to find out that it actually has some cool  and ridiculous lines that are perfect for sentence starters!

“Fine, I’ll take care of him.”

“Hey! Listen! Sweetheart! You’re a fucking asshole! If you don’t go, I’ll come over and smack the trash out of your ears.”

“Alright. Hands up, everyone. Who’s doing this?”

“This is fucked up! Do you hear me?!”

“No, I can’t calm down! This is messed up!”

“I told you not to snapchat your boobs!”

“Congratiulations, dipshit!”

“I swear to god if I found out this is you, I will burn you alive. Yeah.”

“Thanks for stopping by! Real nice lady! Real nice chick!”

“She said she was gonna burn me alive, dude.”

“It’s more than likely that it’s some girl that they pissed off, and they’re getting real fucking scared, and they fucking deserve it.”

“WAIT!”

“Obvious troll is obvious.”

“Oh my god! ____, do you know how to use a fucking computer?!”

“Dude, weird computer shit happens to me all the time.”

“Click the fucking link, dude!”

“You’re fucking SICK!”

“I’ll give you the ____-opinion; ____ fucking sucked. They were a big bully, okay? And they deserve all the shit they got for that video.”

“I’m sorry, that was in poor taste.”

“If you hang up, all your friends will die.”

“You murderer. You killed her. You deserve to die.”

“Okay, you’re a fucking creeper, what do you want?!”

“Who are you?”

“Tonight, we’re going to play a game.”

“Guys, I can hear you, he can hear you!”

“I’m not doing anything, man.”

“You have one minute to stop this.”

“Fuck you, ____! Suck on that, BITCH!”

“____, you pulled out a FUCKING gun!“

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Unfriended Sentence Starters #1

Hey, you! Do you remember that one average movie where mostly everything was done through Skype and one computer screen? No? Well, you’re about to find out that it actually has some cool  and ridiculous lines that are perfect for sentence starters!

“I’ve got something to show you.”

“Using your demon voice again?”

“Oh my god, what is that?”

“Oh, that’s so hot... You’re getting me there.”

“I love just the top of toes.”

“I think I know what you really want.”

“I don’t want to live there, I want to live higher.”

“Come on, you’re a real estate agent, sell this to me!”

“You are now looking at the outside of a human’s right leg.”

“You should just let me come over and show you how it’s done.”

“That’s- Easy. Fine. I’d die for you.”

“Take that shirt off before I cut it off.”

“That’s really violent.”

“That does it for you? Alright!”

“No, no , no. Back down... and I want those panties off.”

“You’re adorable! And really sexy when ou’re violent.”

“What, Miss Blue Balls?”

“Do you have a little speech planned?”

“You wouldn’t lie to me... You’re serious?”

“That is great, that is WOOOO WOOO WOO WOO WOOO!”

“Two, four, six, eight! Who do we appreciate? Your boobies!”

“Let’s keep this show going, I want to see what I’m getting!”

“Get the knife, baby.”

“Someone’s in their chonies!!”

“You’re a dirty girl, and you’re going to hell now.”

“Why do you have such a big boner, bro?”

“Your blouse, babe.”

“What are you calling my girlfriend babe for?”

“Who’s your buddy?”

“Were you having a threeway?”

“Byeeeeee!”

“Hiiiiii!”

“Why’d you answer the call?”

“Why’s this fucker still here?”

“Guys, guys- It’s definitely a hacker. He’s finding info on farts and boners, okay?”

“You’re so gross!”

“Wh aren’t you answering me??”

“That’s not funny.”

“That’s really cute... You guys are so cute.”

“Whatever, fuck it.”

“It’s probably just a glitch.”

“It’s so fucking weird, and I think she was possessed but no one believes me.”

“Whoever’s doing this, I’m going to report you.”

“Who is following me?”

“I GOT HER! I GOT HER! I GOT HER!”

“Just unfriend her.”

“Stop looking at poooorn!”

“Are you talking to boys?”

“___, is this you?”

“Oh, dude, when she was at that party, she was telling people I had a drinking problem.”

“Can I be honest? I don’t like them.”

“The only person that likes ____ is _____.”

“There you are, you dumb floozy!”

“I don’t appreciat ‘dumb bitch’.”

“I’ll take it in the orchestra.”

“___, I didn’t know you were so much fun!”

“Should I look at these? Is this worth a look?”

“Oh my god!! You trashy little bitch!”

“So suck my fucking dick and piss of!”

“Shut your trashy little mouth for one second.”

“I will beat your ass any god damn day if you come over here, bitch!”

“Look, I’ll pick you girls up and we can fight outside of a Wendy’s or something. We can go to a Taco Bell parking lot where you two can slap fight it out.”

“Oh my god, shut up!”

“You have a headache, ____? You have a headache?”

“Oh my god, let me know when this shit’s over.”

“Well the glitch just typed!!”

“What is a troll?”

“They just want to get reactions out of people.”

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And just for THIS moment

      As long as YOU’RE mine!

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I’m

      erasing MYSELF from the narrative.

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          2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Movie

                               Sentence Starters (PART 5/6)

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❝ I’m not gonna touch it! I’m not gonna go in that direction! ❞

❝ Sounds impossible. ❞

❝ It is impossible. ❞

❝ You don’t understand  anything about science. ❞

❝ First off, there’s a difference between waves and particles. DUH! Second, the amount of power to convert energy into matter would be nine atomic bombs! ❞

❝ MUMBLER! ❞

❝ Seriously, I cannot understand a single word you’re saying! ❞

❝ Okie dokie! ❞

❝ Bring in the chocolate! ❞

❝ It’s gone! ❞

❝ Told ya. ❞

❝ Come over here! Come on. Come on! ❞

❝ Watch the screen! ❞

❝ Take it. ❞

❝ It’s just a picture on a screen. ❞

❝ Scaredy cat. ❞

❝ Go on. Just reach out and grab it. ❞

❝ Holy buckets! ❞

❝ Eat it. Go on. It’ll be delicious. ❞

❝ It’s great. ❞

❝ It’s a miracle. ❞

❝ Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners. ❞

❝ Course I could. ❞

❝ What about people? ❞

❝ Well why would I want to send a person? They don’t taste very good at all. ❞

❝ Don’t you realize what you’ve invented? ❞

❝ It’s the most important invention in the history of the world. ❞

❝ Calm down, ____. I think Mr. ______ knows what he’s talking about. ❞

❝ No he doesn’t! He has no idea! ❞

❝ He thinks he’s a genius, but he’s an idiot! ❞

❝ Hey little boy! Don’t push my button. ❞

❝ He’s gone! ❞

❝ Let’s go check the television. ❞

❝ What do you mean? ❞

❝ If you had to choose only one part of your son, which one would it be? ❞

❝ What kind of question is that? ❞

❝ No need to snap. It was just a question. ❞

❝ Try every channel. ❞

❝ I’m starting to feel a little anxious. ❞

❝ There he is! ❞

❝ The most important thing that we’ve ever learned. The most important thing we’ve learned as far as children are concerned is never never let them near the television set! Or better still, just don’t install the idiotic thing at all! ❞

❝ It rots the senses in the head. ❞

❝ It keeps imagination dead. ❞

❝ It clogs and clatters up the mind. ❞

❝ It makes a child so dull and blind! ❞

❝ So dull and blind! So dull and blind!  ❞

❝ He can no longer understand a fairy tale or fairyland! ❞

❝ He cannot think, he’s only sees! ❞

❝ Regarding little _____, we very much regret that we- ❞

❝ We’ll simply have to wait and see! ❞

❝ It serves him right. ❞

❝ Ew! Somebody grab him. ❞

❝ Help me! ❞

❝ Oh thank heavens he’s completely unharmed. ❞

❝ What are you talking about? ❞

❝ It’s teleVISION, not telePHONE. It’s all quite different. ❞

❝ Well what exactly do you propose to do about it? ❞

❝ I don’t know. ❞

❝ Let’s go put him in the taffy puller! ❞

❝ Hey, that was my idea! ❞

❝ There’s still so much to see! ❞

❝ Now, how many children are left? ❞

❝ You mean you’re the only one? ❞

❝ What happened to the others? ❞

❝ Oh my dear boy. That means you’ve won! ❞

❝ Well done! ❞

❝ Now we mustn't dilly, or dally! ❞

❝ Hang on. ❞

❝ But you really mean-? ❞

❝ Yeah, I do. ❞

❝ It’ll smash into a million pieces. ❞

❝ Look mother, I’m much more flexible now! ❞

❝ Yes, but you’re blue. ❞

❝ ____ dear, the only thing you’re getting is a bath, and that’s final. ❞

❝ But I want it! ❞

❝ Where do you live? ❞

❝ When do you think they’ll be back? ❞

❝ I think there’s someone at the door! ❞

❝ Hi mom! ❞

❝ Mom, Dad! We’re back! ❞

❝ This is _____. He gave us a ride home. ❞

❝ You must be the boy’s- ❞

❝ Parents? ❞

❝ Yeah. That. ❞

❝ He says ____’s won something. ❞

❝ Not just some something. The most something something that’s even been. ❞

❝ You must be joking! ❞

❝ No really, it’s true. ❞

❝ In that one silver hair, I saw what reflected my life’s work. ❞

❝ Who would watch over them after I was gone? ❞

❝ I must find a heir. ❞

❝ Uh huh! ❞

❝ So what do you say? ❞

❝ Oh my dear boy, of course they can’t! ❞

❝ You can’t run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old dead goose. ❞

❝ No offense. ❞

❝ None taken. Jerk. ❞

❝ And look at me. I had no family, and I’m a giant success. ❞

❝ Consider that a bonus. ❞

❝ Then I’m not going. ❞

❝ I wouldn’t give up my family for anything. ❞

❝ Oh I see. Well that’s weird! ❞

❝ I’m sorry, Mr. ____. I’m staying here. ❞

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         2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Movie

                               Sentence Starters (PART 4/6)

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❝ I’ll have you! ❞

❝ Let’s find the key. Nope. Not that one. ❞

❝ There it is! ...There it isn’t. ❞

❝ Daddy! I want them to stop! ❞

❝ What are they doing? ❞

❝ They’re testing to see if she’s a bad nut. ❞

❝ Oh my goodness. She is a bad nut after all. ❞

❝ Where are they taking her? ❞

❝ Where all the other bad nuts go, to the garbage chute. ❞

❝ Where does the chute go? ❞

❝ To the incinerator. ❞

❝ Today is Tuesday! ❞

❝ Ahh! ❞

❝ _____, the little brute, has gone down the garbage chute. ❞

❝ She will meet as she descends a rather different set of friends. ❞

❝ Who went and spoiled her, who indeed? Who pandered to her every need? ❞

❝ Who turned her into such a brat? ❞

❝ Who are the culprits? ❞

❝ Who did that? ❞

❝ The guilty ones, now this is sad: Dear old Mum, and Loving Dad. ❞

❝ Really? Oh good! ❞

❝ Well, that’s good news. ❞

❝ Well... Let’s keep on trucking. ❞

❝ How do you know, Mr. Smarty Pants? ❞

❝ Oh, look! ❞

❝ I’d rather not talk about this one. ❞

❝ It’s relatively new. ❞

❝ Ah, the Administration Offices! ❞

❝ Hello Doris! ❞

❝ Why is everything here completely pointless? ❞

❝ Candy doesn’t have to have a point: That’s why it’s candy. ❞

❝ It’s stupid! ❞

❝ Candy is a waste of time! ❞

❝ No son of mine is going to be a chocolatier! ❞

❝ Then I’ll run away. ❞

❝ Go ahead. ❞

❝ I won’t be here when you come back! ❞

❝ Sorry, son. We’re closing for the night. ❞

❝ I want to pick a room! ❞

❝ Here! Put these on quick and don’t take them off, whatever you do! ❞

❝ This light can burn the eyeballs right out of your skulls! ❞

❝ We certainly don’t want that, now do we? ❞

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            2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Movie

                               Sentence Starters (PART 3/6)

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❝ They haven’t had a fresh audience in many a moon. ❞

❝ What are they doing? ❞

❝ ______, the great big greedy nincompoop. ❞

❝ ____, so big and vile! So greedy, foul, and infantile. ❞

❝ But don’t, dear children, be alarmed. ❞

❝ _____ will not be harmed! ❞

❝ Although, of course, we must admit he will be altered quite a bit. ❞

❝ This greedy brute, this louse’s ear is loved by people everywhere. ❞

❝ For who could keep or bear a grudge against the luscious gift of fudge? ❞

❝ Bravo! Well done. ❞

❝ Aren’t they delightful? Aren’t they charming? ❞

❝ I do say that seemed all rather rehearsed. ❞

❝ Oh, poppycock! ❞

❝ Where is my son? ❞

❝ No. I wouldn’t allow it. The taste would be terrible. ❞

❝ Can you imagine (f/n) flavored chocolate coated (l/n) ? Ew! No one would buy it. ❞

❝ ‘Kay? ❞

❝ Improvisation is a parlor trick. Anyone can do it. ❞

❝ You, little girl. Say something. ❞

❝ Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most. ❞

❝ See? Exactly the same. ❞

❝ No it isn’t. ❞

❝ Uh, you really shouldn’t mumble, because I can’t understand a word you’re saying. ❞

❝ On with the tour? ❞

❝ That boy will be fine! ❞

❝ What’s so funny? ❞

❝ Hey, by the way, did you guys know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins- gives one the feeling of being in love. ❞

❝ You don’t say? ❞

❝ All aboard! ❞

❝ Onward! ❞

❝ Try some of this, it’ll do you good. You look starved to death! ❞

❝ It’s great! ❞

❝ You already said that. ❞

❝ You’re all quite short, aren’t you? ❞

❝ Well that’s no excuse. I was never as short as you. ❞

❝ Was not! ❞

❝ Look at your short little arms- you could never reach. ❞

❝ Do you even remember what it was like being a kid? ❞

❝ Do I? ❞

❝ Trick or Treat! ❞

❝ Who do we have here? ❞

❝ Little _____! ❞

❝ Caramels. They’d get stuck in your braces, wouldn’t they? ❞

❝ Lollipops. What we call cavities on a stick. ❞

❝ Then we have all this... all this... chocolate. ❞

❝ You know, just last week I was reading in a very important medical journal that some children are allergic to chocolate. Makes their noses itch. ❞

❝ But why take a chance? ❞

❝ ______, we’re headed for a tunnel! ❞

❝ Full speed ahead! ❞

❝ How can they see where they’re going? ❞

❝ They can’t. There’s no knowing where they’re going. ❞

❝ Switch on the lights! ❞

❝ People! Keep an eye out we’re passing some very important rooms here. ❞

❝ What do you use hair cream for? ❞

❝ Precisely, ha ha! ❞

❝ That doesn’t make sense. ❞

❝ For your information, little girl, whipped cream isn’t whipped cream at all unless it has been whipped with whips. Everybody knows that. ❞

❝ Stop the boat! ❞

❝ I want to show you guys something. ❞

❝ Now everyone enjoy yourselves, but just don’t... touch anything. ❞

❝ Go on, scoot! ❞

❝ Hey, ____, what’s this? ❞

❝ Oh! ❞

❝ Let me show you. ❞

❝ Thank you. ❞

❝ They’re for children who get little allowance money. ❞

❝ You can suck on it all year, and it’ll never get any smaller! Ain’t that neat? ❞

❝ Gum is for chewing. ❞

❝ They sure do taste terrific. ❞

❝ Who wants a beard? ❞

❝ You know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. ❞

❝ It’s in the fridge, daddy-o. Are you hep to the jive? Can you dig what I’m laying down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother.❞

❝ How are you today? ❞

❝ You look great! ❞

❝ Watch this. ❞

❝ You mean that’s it? ❞

❝ Do you even know what it is? ❞

❝ Why would anyone want that? ❞

❝ It sounds great! ❞

❝ It sounds weird. ❞

❝ I’d rather you didn’t, there are one or two things that are a little- ❞

❝ I’m not afraid of anything. ❞

❝ How is it, honey? ❞

❝ It’s amazing! ❞

❝ Yeah. Spit it out. ❞

❝ Yeah, I just a little bit concerned about the- ❞

❝ What do you mean? ❞

❝ What’s happening? ❞

❝ It’s just weird. ❞

❝ How is she supposed to compete? ❞

❝ You could put her in a country fair. ❞

❝ Listen close, listen hard. ❞

❝ This gentle girl, she sees no wrong chew, chewing all day long. ❞

❝ And that is why we try so hard to serve Miss _____. ❞

❝ The Juicing Room? ❞

❝ C’mon... Let’s boogie! ❞

❝ What’s the special prize and who gets it? ❞

❝ the best kind of prize is a sur-prise! Ha ha ha ha! ❞

❝ No. Maybe. I don’t know. ❞

❝ But that’s what you get for chewing  gum all day, it’s just disgusting. ❞

❝ If you hate gum so much, then why do you make it? ❞

❝ Once again, you really shouldn’t mumble, ‘cuz it’s starting to bum me out. ❞

❝ Can you remember the first candy you ever ate. ❞

❝ No. ❞

❝ In fact, ____ did remember the first candy he ever ate. ❞

❝ I’m sorry I was having a flashback. ❞

❝ I see. ❞

❝ These flashbacks happen often? ❞

❝ Increasingly... today. ❞

❝ Ah, this is a room I know all about. ❞

❝ No. Ha ha ha! You’re really weird. ❞

❝ Squirrels! ❞

❝ Yeah, squirrels. ❞

❝ Only squirrels can get the whole walnut out almost every single time. ❞

❝ I think that one’s got a bad nut. ❞

❝ Daddy, I want a squirrel. ❞

❝ I want one. ❞

❝ ____ dear, you have many marvelous pets. ❞

❝ Very well. ❞

❝ Oh they’re not for sale. She can’t have one. ❞

❝ I’m sorry darling. _____ is being unreasonable. ❞

❝ ____! ❞

❝ Little girl? ❞

❝ ____, come back here at once. ❞

❝ Don’t touch that squirrel’s nuts! It’ll make him crazy! ❞

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           2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Movie

                               Sentence Starters (PART 2/6)

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❝ Like summer vacation? ❞

❝ ...Sure! Something like that. ❞

❝ In fact, it wasn’t like a vacation at all. ❞

❝ We were barely making ends meet as it was! ❞

❝ You’ll find another job. ❞

❝ Don’t worry, _____. Our luck will change. ❞

❝ You sure you want to spend your money on that, _____? ❞

❝ Of course I’m sure. ❞

❝ Bring it straight back, and we’ll open it together. ❞

❝ Nutty Crunch Surprise. ❞

❝ Yes, it was in the paper this morning. ❞

❝ Good boy! ❞

❝ High levels of pesticide in water. ❞

❝ The nerve of some people! ❞

❝ I know. Forging a ticket? C’moonnn... ❞

❝ I’ll give you 50 dollars, and a new bicycle. ❞

❝  Are you crazy? I’d give him 500 dollars for that ticket! ❞

❝ That’s enough of that! Leave the kid alone! ❞

❝ Don’t let anyone have it. Take it straight home. You understand? ❞

❝ Thank you! ❞

❝ I FOUND IT! ❞

❝ YIPEE! ❞

❝ Here! Read it aloud. Let’s hear exactly what it says! ❞

❝ I shake you warmly by the hand, for I do invite you to my factory to be my guest for one whole day! ❞

❝ Now, here are your instructions: ❞

❝ Till then, _____. ❞

❝ Get that mud off your pants! ❞

❝ You leave it to me! ❞

❝ Provided, of course, he feels well enough. ❞

❝ We need the money more than we need the chocolate. ❞

❝ Young man. Come here. ❞

❝ There’s plenty of money out there. They print more everyday. But this ticket- there’s only 5 of them in the world. And that’s all there’s going to be. Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money. Are you a dummy? ❞

❝ Then get that mud off your pants! You’ve got a factory to go to! ❞

❝ Daddy, I want to go in! ❞

❝ Make time go faster. ❞

❝ Hard to say. It’s been years. ❞

❝ Eyes on the prize, ____. Eyes on the prize. ❞

❝ Please enter. ❞

❝ Come forward. ❞

❝ Close the gates. ❞

❝ It is my great pleasure to welcome you to my humble factory. ❞

❝ And who am I? Well...  ❞

❝ The amazing chocolatier! ❞

❝ Everybody give a cheer! ❞

❝ He’s modest, clever, and so smart! He barely can restrain it. ❞

❝ He’s the one that you’re about to meet! ❞

❝ He’s a genius who just can’t be beat. ❞

❝ The magician and the chocolate whiz! The best darn guy who ever lived! ❞

❝ _____, here he is! ❞

❝ Wasn’t that just magnificent? I was worried it was getting dodgy in the middle part, but then that finale! Wow! ❞

❝ Who are you? ❞

❝ He’s ______! ❞

❝ Good morning starshine! The Earth says ‘Hello!’ ❞

❝ Dear guests. Greetings! ❞

❝ I shake you warmly by the hand. ❞

❝ Then shouldn’t you be up there? ❞

❝ Well, I couldn’t very well watch the show from up there, now could I little girl? ❞

❝ ____, I don’t know if you remember me, but I used to work here! ❞

❝ Were you one of those despicable little spies who every day tried to steal my life’s work and sell it to those copycat candy making cads? ❞

❝ Wonderful, welcome back! ❞

❝ Let’s get a move on, kids. ❞

❝ Can’t imagine how it wouldn’t matter. ❞

❝ Come quickly! Far too much to see. ❞

❝ Just drop your coats anywhere. ❞

❝ Sure is toasty in here. ❞

❝ I have to keep it warm in here because my workers are used to an extremely hot climate. ❞

❝ Who are the workers? ❞

❝ All in due time. ❞

❝ Oh... I don’t care. ❞

❝ Well, you do seem confident, and confidence is key. ❞

❝ I’m ____. It’s very nice to meet you, sir. ❞

❝ I always thought a Veruca was  type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot! Ha-ha! ❞

❝ Never expected to have so much in common. ❞

❝ You. You’re ____. You’re the little devil who cracked the system. ❞

❝ And you. Well you’re just lucky to be here, aren’t you? ❞

❝ And the rest of you must be their- ❞

❝ Yeah! Moms and dads...❞

❝ ...Dad? Papa? ❞

❝ Okay then. Let’s move along. ❞

❝ Is it just me or does ___ seem a few quarters short of a buck? ❞

❝ I’m sorry, I don’t speak American. ❞

❝ Would you like some chocolate? ❞

❝ Then you should’ve brought some. ❞

❝ Let’s be friends. ❞

❝ Best friends! ❞

❝ Important room, this. ❞

❝ Then why is the door so small? ❞

❝ It’s to keep all the great big chocolate-y flavor inside. Heh! ❞

❝ Now, do be careful my dear children. ❞

❝ Don’t get overexcited. ❞

❝ Just keep very... calm. ❞

❝ It’s beautiful. ❞

❝ What? Oh yeah, it’s very beautiful. ❞

❝ The waterfall is most important. ❞

❝ And you can take that to the bank! ❞

❝ People! ❞

❝ Yeah! ❞

❝ Do you like my meadow? ❞

❝ Everything in this room is eatable. Even I’m eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ❞

❝ Enjoy! ❞

❝ Go on! Scoot. ❞

❝ Son! Please... ❞

❝ He said enjoy. ❞

❝ Why hold onto it? Why not start a new piece? ❞

❝ Because then I wouldn’t be a champion. I’d be a loser, like you. ❞

❝ Daddy, look over there! ❞

❝ Over there, by the waterfall. ❞

❝ There’s more than two. ❞

❝ Are they real people? ❞

❝ There’s no such place. ❞

❝ ____, I teach high school geography, and I’m here to tell you-❞

❝ Well, then you’ll know all about it and what a terrible country it is. ❞

❝ The whole place is thick jungles infested by the most dangerous beasts in the entire world. ❞

❝ All they’d ever think about was cocoa beans. ❞

❝ The cocoa bean happens to be thing from which chocolate is made. ❞

❝ They are such wonderful workers. ❞

❝ _____, my child, that is not a good thing you do! ❞

❝ Hey little boy! ❞

❝ He’ll drown! ❞

❝ He can’t swim, save him! ❞

❝ _____, no! ❞

❝ CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE! ❞

❝ Is isn’t big enough. ❞

❝ He’s blocked the whole pipe. ❞

❝ Back off, ya little freaks! ❞

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         2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Movie

                                Sentence Starters (PART 1/6)

(fill in blanks with names. change wording and pronouns as needed.)

❝ This is the story of an ordinary little boy named ______. ❞

❝ He was not faster, or stronger, or more clever than the other children. ❞

❝ ____ was the luckiest boy in the entire world. He just didn’t know it yet. ❞

❝ Don’t suppose there’s anything else to add in. ❞

❝ Oh well. Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage. ❞

❝ Found something I think you’ll like! ❞

❝ The hours were long, and the pay was terrible. ❞

❝ Yet occasionally he found some unexpected surprises. ❞

❝ It’s exactly what I need! ❞

❝ Dad found it! ❞

❝ It’s quite a likeness. ❞

❝ Think so? I know so. ❞

❝ I saw ____ with my own two eyes. ❞

❝ I used to work for him, you know. ❞

❝ I love grapes! ❞

❝ Of course, I was a much younger man in those days. ❞

❝ The whole world wanted his candy. ❞

❝ Well then, we’ll need to make some more! ❞

❝ The man was a genius. ❞

❝ But _____ did it. ❞

❝ Don’t make it gross! ❞

❝ It will have 100 rooms. Everything will be made out of dark, or light chocolate.  ❞

❝ It is perfect. In every way. ❞

❝ Yeah, but it won’t last long. ❞

❝ Oh, nonsense! ❞

❝  I will not eat my palace. I intend to live in it! ❞

❝ But ____ was facing problems of his own. ❞

❝ They began to send in spies to steal the secret recipes. ❞

❝ The thievery got so bad. ❞

❝ I’m closing my chocolate factory forever... I’m sorry! ❞

❝ But it didn’t close forever. It’s open right now! ❞

❝ Ah yes. Well sometimes when grown ups say forever, they mean  very long time. ❞

❝ Now pops... ❞

❝ Then, one day, we saw smoke rising from the chimney. The factory was back in business.❞

❝ Did you get your job back? ❞

❝ No. No one did. ❞

❝ Have you ever seen a single person going into that factory, or coming out of it? ❞

❝ The gates are always closed. ❞

❝ It certainly is a mystery. ❞

❝ Nobody sees him anymore. ❞

❝ The only thing that comes out of that place- is the candy. ❞

❝ I’d give anything in the world to go in just one more time. ❞

❝ Well you won’t. Because you can’t. No one can. ❞

❝ It’s a mystery, and it will always be a mystery. ❞

❝ Nothing’s impossible, _____. ❞

❝ Indeed, in that very night, the impossible had already been set in motion. ❞

❝ Well, it’s your birthday next week. ❞

❝ Balderdash. The kids who are going to find the golden tickets are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars everyday. ❞

❝ He only gets one a year. He doesn’t have a chance. ❞

❝ Everyone has a chance. ❞

❝ Mark my words! The kid who finds the first ticket will be fat, fat, fat! ❞

❝ And I taste something that it is not chocolate. Coconut, walnut... peanut butter? Or nougat?  Butter brittle...caramel? Or sprinkles... So I look, and... I find the Golden ticket! ❞

❝ _____, how did you celebrate? ❞

❝ I eat more candy! ❞

❝ It was not possible for him not to find one! ❞

❝ Told ya it’d be a porker. ❞

❝ What a repulsive boy! ❞

❝ Now that they’ve found one, things will get really crazy. ❞

❝ Can you spell that for us please? ❞

❝ I’m in the nut business, you see. ❞

❝ Three days went by, and we had no luck. ❞

❝ My little ____ got more and more upset each day. ❞

❝ Well gentlemen, I just hated seeing my little girl unhappy like that. ❞

❝ I vowed not to give up the search until I could give her what she wanted. ❞

❝ And finally, I found her a ticket. ❞

❝ Daddy... I want another pony. ❞

❝ She’s even worse than the fat boy. ❞

❝ Well I don’t think that was really fair. ❞

❝ No good ever comes out of spoiling a child like that. ❞

❝ Maybe you’d like to open your birthday present- tonight. ❞

❝ Here you are! ❞

❝ I think I should wait ‘till morning. ❞

❝ We’re old- We don’t wait. ❞

❝ Whatever happens, you’ll still have the candy. ❞

❝ Ah, well... That’s that. ❞

❝ We’ll share it. ❞

❝ It’s my candy bar, and I’ll do what I want with it. ❞

❝ Alright, let’s see who found it! ❞

❝ These are just some of the 260 trophies my ____ has won. ❞

❝ I’m a gum chewer, mostly. ❞

❝  She’s just a driven young woman. I don’t know where she gets it. ❞

❝ This gum I’m chewing right here, I’ve been working on it for three months solid. That’s a record. ❞

❝ Of course, I did have my share of trophies. Mostly baton. ❞

❝ I don’t care who those other four are. ❞

❝ Tell them why, ______. ❞

❝ ‘Cuz I’m a winner! ❞

❝ What a beastly young girl.  ❞

❝ You don’t know what we’re talking about. ❞

❝ Dragonflies? ❞

❝ All you had to do is check the manufacturing dates, off-set by weather, and the derivative of the Nikkei index. A retard could figure it out. ❞

❝ Most of the time, I don’t know what he’s talking about. ❞

❝ Kids these days, what with all their technology. ❞

❝ Die! Die! Die! ❞

❝ Doesn’t seem like they stay kids very long. ❞

❝ And how did it taste? ❞

❝  I don’t know. I hate chocolate.❞

❝ Why aren’t you at work? ❞

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