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[SCREAMS OH FUCK BIG PERSON-] [HE CAN ONLY WIGGLE AROUND]
[GERMANY HELP HE’S GOING TO DIE-] [Wait a minute-] [Looks back]
…
[Oh.] [It is Germany-]
You squirm a lot.

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[SCREAMS OH FUCK BIG PERSON-] [HE CAN ONLY WIGGLE AROUND]
[GERMANY HELP HE’S GOING TO DIE-] [Wait a minute-] [Looks back]
…
[Oh.] [It is Germany-]
You squirm a lot.
[Gives him a look]
Wow, meanie. But you’re right either way.
[Scoffs, sticking his tongue out at him]
There’s a magic word ‘Herr’ Beilschmidt! …Whatever that means.
[Shrugs and ducks back down under the desk]
Mean or not it's the truth.
[slides the chair out and looks beneath the desk]
You can either come out now or I'll move my chair back and you'll be stuck under there until I'm done working.
[quirks an eyebrow]
And "herr" is your equivalent to "signore".
[Just casually peeking over the top of his desk before looking up at him]
Nah, I was just bored.
[Disappears, crawling under his desk and popping up in front of his lap]
Can I help you?
Not really. Letting me get back to work would be helping me, but I don't feel as though you'll do that without a fuss.
[closes the folder and pushes it aside.]
Get out from under the desk, Herr Vargas.
[aw shit you interrupted his paperwork]
Can I help you?
no-longer-a-country started following you
"Ah-- Hallo Bruder. You've finally come home. Why are you so late?"
[He’s out walking Bella]
[He’s so damn happy today]
[Even neighbours are telling him happy birthday this is great-]
[HE FOUND HIM.] [SUCCESS]
Italia! Wait up!
"Hello miss." Ludwig greeted, offering a slight wave. "Willkommen to Berlin-- I am Ludwig Beilschmidt. Is there anything you needed?"
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Hm? Oh-- Italy. What are you doing here?
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