‘Private Case’ of sexually explicit books dating back to 1658 ranges from the hijinks of Roger Pheuquewell to pioneering gay porn in the 19th century
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‘Private Case’ of sexually explicit books dating back to 1658 ranges from the hijinks of Roger Pheuquewell to pioneering gay porn in the 19th century
via @proseandpassion
Re tumblr’s upcoming Extremely Poor Choices
Hi gang,
There’s over 6,000 of you now. How many are pornbots, I don’t know, but I know a bunch are real actual people.
I’ve been running this place since 2012. I’m glad my inane commentary on socks and dumb hats and terrible wallpaper has brought joy to you. This blog has been with me through college, grad school, the demise of a 7 year relationship, and the start of a new one (hi sweetie!). It has brought me friends and kept me company.
I don’t know what’s going to happen to TNV. I would like to think that because this is a collection of historical interest providing commentary, analysis, and education to the adult public, that we would escape the purge buuuut...well. In my real life I’m a librarian and I know too much about how corporations use algorithms to have any real hope.
As a librarian I am also incandescent with rage about this act of censorship. Despite its iffy usability, the artistic, fandom, and sex work communities on tumblr managed to flourish. The fact they are just going to shut down anything perceived by an algorithm to be adult content despite being an app explicitly for adults is frankly an injustice. But corporations have never cared about justice or people, so...I’m angry as hell, but I’m not surprised.
Anyway. Due to the nature of this content, I can’t move it to instagram, facebook, or twitter. I’m most likely going to back it up to a Wordpress. I’ll let you all know when it’s up.
I will be here as long as they let me. My personal tumblr (and my Archive Of Our Own handle) is @elzebrook, so follow me there for updates if this one gets axed. It’s largely fan content and animal pictures.
I try to keep my other social media streams separate from this one, but I do have a twitter and an insta and if you want them, feel free to message me--with the understanding that I may not give them to you because I am a capricious kind of elf.
ye olde fursona?
@c9-smoothie the saga continues. I’m pretty sure there’s an etruscan fresco of some people having a threesome with a bull out there too but there are things even I won’t google.
OH HI YOU HIT THE “GET ELZE TO RAMBLE ABOUT THE ETRUSCANS” BUTTON!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! Your prize is me rambling about the Etruscans!!!!!!!!!!
You are, I believe, thinking of The Tomb of the Bulls in Tarquinia. The full frescoed wall in question:
And what’s above Door #1?
Difficult to make out, but we have a bull lying in a field, while next to him, three people are boning! Hooray threesomes! A lovely day for it.
But what’s above Door #2?
Two dudes boning in the field while a bull with a human face and a beard charges at them! Judging by this bull’s rampant erection, he wants in. Or maybe he just gets excited by the idea of trampling people. I’m not here to kinkshame ancient human-faced bulls.
The Etruscans are, hands down, my favorite ancient civilization. Because if you’re going to be dead, you might as well get to look at porn for all eternity.
Etruscans believed eroticism drove off evil.
That's one theory, yeah. But tbh western archeologists have a looong history of calling anything they don't immediately understand/see a use for/want to think about apotropaic. Personally I just think Etruscans knew what they liked and wanted to have what they liked in their afterlife. Namely parties, food, fucking, booze, music, dancing, sports, and having a Good Time.
I love them.
ye olde fursona?
@c9-smoothie the saga continues. I’m pretty sure there’s an etruscan fresco of some people having a threesome with a bull out there too but there are things even I won’t google.
OH HI YOU HIT THE "GET ELZE TO RAMBLE ABOUT THE ETRUSCANS" BUTTON!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! Your prize is me rambling about the Etruscans!!!!!!!!!!
You are, I believe, thinking of The Tomb of the Bulls in Tarquinia. The full frescoed wall in question:
And what’s above Door #1?
Difficult to make out, but we have a bull lying in a field, while next to him, three people are boning! Hooray threesomes! A lovely day for it.
But what’s above Door #2?
Two dudes boning in the field while a bull with a human face and a beard charges at them! Judging by this bull’s rampant erection, he wants in. Or maybe he just gets excited by the idea of trampling people. I’m not here to kinkshame ancient human-faced bulls.
The Etruscans are, hands down, my favorite ancient civilization. Because if you’re going to be dead, you might as well get to look at porn for all eternity.
Nola’s High School Dogs, Los Angeles, 1915
Today’s episode of Old Timey Shenanigans
Your blog is absolutely fascinating. I'm shocked at how our ancestors got down. I feel like I owe my great great great great grandparents an apology for always assuming life back then was boring and people mostly had sex to reproduce lol
Everyone assumes their generation invented good sex, because no one wants to think about their grandmas doin’ the do with accessories. In truth, all of our forebearers are Blanche.
Forced Safe Mode just went live. Go into your account settings to check for the changes.
Here’s how to turn it off: iOS:
Leave the Tumblr app for a sec and go to the main Settings app on your device.
Scroll down and tap “Tumblr.”
Look for “Safe Mode” and adjust the settings to match your comfort level.
Android:
Go to settings: Tap the little person in the tab bar, then the gear icon in the top right, then “General settings.”
Tap “Filtering,” then
Flip the Safe Mode switch on.
Web:
Go to settings: Click the little fella in the top bar, then click settings.
Scroll to “Filtering,” and click the Safe Mode switch on.
Heyyy guess what this is going to effect my blog massively. Please change your settings!
The Oregon Daily Journal, Portland, Oregon, October 7, 1903
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Scalzi just wrote his Twitter is “a single, unbroken string of testimonials” about Ursula LeGuin and I’m sure tumblr is too, but i’ll throw mine on the pile Here is a story: In my junior college creative writing class, we read The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas. I had read it before, years ago, and knew the shape of it, but at 20 I knew a bit more about hard choices and dark places and the difference between Doing What’s Right and Doing What’s Easy than I did at 9. So it hit me anew. Even now, every time I read it, it hits me anew. The professor was a man perhaps a little too satisfied with himself in the way fundamentally insecure people are. He was unhappy in his marriage, in a vague sort of way, and he insisted we call him Doc, presumably to remind us that he was both Cool (not stuffy like those other professors) and Better Than Us (he had a PhD). He was so on point as a middle aged English professor stereotype you would almost think it was on purpose. In class, we eventually got to the discussion question you always do with Omelas: What would you do? The professor indicated he would not leave, and professed doubt that anyone really would. I remember being mildly aghast that anyone would say they’d stay, that anyone would choose personal comfort at the cost of someone else’s blatant and obvious suffering. Firm in my knowledge of Right and Wrong and perhaps a little self-righteous, I declared that I would leave. Immediately. “Would you really?” he asked, patronizing and amused at my naiveté. “Yes!” I said. “If that was all it boiled down to? If it was really that simple? Yes! Of course I would leave!” The discussion moved on, and I never trusted that professor’s opinion on anything again, because men who patronize young activist women ought to be eaten by hyenas but apparently feeding them to hyenas is illegal or something. But the conversation stayed with me. If that was all it boiled down to If it was really that simple Outside of the story, it is not that simple. I know too much about globalization and privileging profits over people on the one hand and the difficulty of setting up a working self-sufficient commune farm on the other to believe that realistically I could walk away from this society. I know too much about the history of this country, soaked in blood and writhing with unacknowledged hypocrisy, to ever be comfortable with staying.
My professor, I think, tried to make the story complicated, to make us students examine the dark and selfish parts that must be lurking just below our surface. But the beauty of The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas is that it is not complicated. It is simple.
When you realize Omelas rests on the unloved child, do you stay, or do you go?
The beauty of Omelas is that it winnows your choices down to this:
When faced with a society built on the suffering of fellow human beings, do you accept it, or do you do something?
In the world of the story, what you can do is walk away. Decide you will not be complicit to this anymore. Realize that comfort is not happiness, joy resting on the suffering of others is hollow, and a utopia without justice is no utopia at all. Walk away.
In the world I live in, the country I live in, I cannot walk away. There is nowhere to walk to. Everything is intertwined. Walking away is not a choice I have.
The choice I have is this:
Do I accept it, or do I do something?
Ursula Le Guin died and I am having an emotion
For the princely sum of $3.25 I have acquired a hat that screams “hello it is I, a comics queer, ready to take your questions about comics and queers!”
Periodic reminder that:
-I have a personal tumblr
-My hat obsession is not relegated to the interwebs
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Stripteases used to be a lot more involved
ye olde fursona?
I work in an old Victorian mansion that's now a museum and history, and your blog has really been amusing us here. It's really neat learning more about sexuality throughout history because it really just Goes to shows that humans are always going to be inquisitive and ready to explore and learn more about sex. I guess where there's a tit, there's a way.
This pleases me.
Y'all it’s happening again. All I wanted was to move a small animal out of the road and now it’s refusing to get down and fell asleep on me.
Update: he’s refused to go away so I just took him with me. His name is Gregory now.
Why does this keep happening
Yooo, if you are a skinhead/white nationalist/neo-nazi go ahead and unfollow me rn because you are so not welcome here.
This blog supports and loves POC, my fellow queers, Jewish people, and everyone else the nazis tried to exterminate.
Also if you are transphobic. If you are transphobic, go away and rethink your life choices.
Do you know why floating dicks with wings appear a lot in Victorian porn? It just seems so... Weird.
Oo! This is fun!Ok, so, the late 18th through 19th century Western world was collectively obsessed with ancient Greece and Rome to an intense degree (there is so much wank about Greece and Rome that is basically just white people projecting their cultural nonsense onto ancient civilizations whiiiich we still do tbh but anyway).
Penises were a very popular apotropaic (protective) symbol in Roman civilization. There were dick amulets, dick lanterns, dick windchimes, dick everything. Dick everywhere. Here’s an article from Hairpin, here’s a scholarly student paper from University of Pennsylvania. Go to many a museum collection website and type in phallus tintinabulum or amulet and you will get all kinds of joy.
Two of my faves from the British Museum:
The original dickbutt.
Dickbutt with bells on.
As you can see, one dick is not enough. They put dicks on their dicks. And also wings on their dicks. And little lion feets, because everyone’s dream pet is a dick with wings and lion feet. I guess.
Anyway, because of the collective obsession with the Greeks & Romans, lots of “classical” motifs made their way into the art and architecture and everything of Western civilizations during the late 18th through 19th centuries. But since dicks were increasingly less welcome in public during the Victorian era, the flying dick motif was pretty much relegated to the wonderful world of porn.
So that’s why there’s flying dicks in Victorian porn.
FAQ: Primary source texts!
FYI if you chat message me I will screenshot it and pretend it’s an ask, asks are better. Sorry @booksandpages
Largely, the internet. And then libraries, I was fortunate to work in a huge academic library for a while. And then also people just give me Victorian porn because this is my life.
But! Primary texts you can read your very own self!
The Pearl
Library illustrative of social progress (Lady Bumtickler’s Revels)
The Collector's Edition of Victorian Lesbian Erotica
My Secret Life
And everything on this list: http://listverse.com/2013/07/12/10-books-that-prove-the-victorians-were-kinky/
Send me an ask.