Ocean & Atlantic

If my life had a face, I would punch it.

[shounen-super]

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[wizcoylifa]

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

[mruder-deactivated20170913]

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

[mruder-deactivated20170913]

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

[trapcard]

all i’m saying is that if you are gonna be unfleeked out hella af you should just stop finna reach on some real tea shit :/ 

[erickr8]

Whatttttt

[trapcard]

omfg sis i’m tellin you’yall that if you fining to wylin out to AT LEAST turn up af at the function junction before you twerk litty what’s good she did that!!!

[antiandrogen]

Ok but who are you to be finna tell someone else how to litfully twerk af and get live af with their fleeked out hunties if you don’t even spill that oolong in your own cup? practice what u finna try and preach sis… 

[trapcard]

UMMMM listen up huntressis if you would naenaed the fleek’t out your sassy frassy EARS you would have turnterstood that I the kween yaaaas gaga was simply saying to read the tea and not spill the shade BEFORE you stop fuckin lyin mmmmomg fuck outta here

[pepsiprincesa]

im literally going to jump out a car door

[authenticstains]

[sexwitsockson]

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[gayerluke]

it’s a joke

[ghostbustinggays]

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

[ghostbustinggays]

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

[ghostbustinggays]

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

[shortangrybi87]

yassss pls

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[lancetheass]

Matt is sexy af and that jiggle on his ass. FUCKKKK

[niyarest]

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.

[aspiedamianwayne-deactivated202]

Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas

[glumshoe]

triangles are the most futuristic shape

[bing0-b0ng0]

not to seem rude but have you seen hexagons?

[glumshoe]

hexagons are just six triangles kissing

[glumshoe]

Ha ha! Get a room, triangles!

[dragontatoes]

polygony

[dankmemeuniversity]

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