hey

This blog is run by a fish

[catskid100]

open RP

“Hey~”

[lordstarscream-deactivated20180]

Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

[catskid100]

“I’d love to see you try, sasuke”

[lordstarscream-deactivated20180]

“You can’t lay a finger on me, not with that horrendous top.”

[catskid100]

That was it. The final straw. This boy had insulted Sharpay’s fashion sense and that was a fatal move. 

“The uchiha bloodline ends here”

[oysters-aint-for-me]

one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like...you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still they’re like ‘hm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-review’

[previouslysaltyfandombrat]

Me, sitting in my dark room after everything short-circuited: Hm. I can't be certain, but I don't think this is how it was a moment ago

[koncreates]

It’s hard having the soul of a sugar daddy but the wallet of a college student.

I want to buy people things they want and I want to send people money for bills on occasion but

[thelighthousewatcher]

I can hear that picture

[memecage]

When the ride isn’t even over yet and you already want to speak to the Manager.

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

*drowns myself in romanticized idealizations*

[twitterlols]

[blueeyeswhitedragon]

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

[black-nata]

whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then

[iamshreyuh]

to all the bloggers who reblog,

to all the bloggers who create,

to all the bloggers who write,

to all the bloggers who share,

to all the bloggers who appreciate,

to all the bloggers who read,

to all the bloggers who encourage,

THANK YOU.

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[r0rschach]

Omfg who made this where is this from???

[vaporwavevocap]

THAT WAS THE BEST THING EVER.

[the-mad-miner]

the source you’re looking for is Jaboody Dubs 

you’re welcome

[skykangaroo]

“parents” *TRIGGEREd*

[imsoshive]

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

[camronspink-mink]

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

[ethiopienne]

[postwhitesociety-deactivated201]

hm

[pervocracy]

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

[hand-it-over-blog]

Always reblog

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Here’s another “self-made” billionaire that nobody is talking about

Pat McGrath became a billionaire when Kylie Cosmetics was worth $800 million. Yet the media was still obsessed with “Kylie is almost a self-made billionaire!” rather than talking about this woman who already was an actual self-made billionaire.

Never forget: twice as good for half the credit.

[bob-belcher]

[whitepeopletwitter]