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[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[outerspacekake]

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

[yourpotatotwiceremooved]

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

[thoughtfulestelleisawriter]

REBLOGGING BECAUSE OH MY GOD I FOUND THE LEGENDARY POST

[thoughtfulestelleisawriter]

Don’t you just love being called a communist for saying guns should be a little more regulated by the same old white men who threw gays in jail and wouldn’t let blacks drink from the same water fountains as them and kept them in segregated schools? 

[antlerology-deactivated20260312]

Just a few of the stories my great aunt told me about women in the 60s:

1) A woman she worked with at the hospital who had a baby with one of the ambulance drivers. When work found out they fired her (he kept his job). She tried to self-abort with a knitting needle.

2) The sister of one of her neighbours who wasn’t able to rent a room because she was a ‘fallen woman’.

3) A girl who got sent to a convent house and scrubbed floors until the day she gave birth. Her baby was given up for adoption without her consent.

4) Girls who had babies with priests.

5) Women who were on their fifth, sixth, seventh child, who had been pregnant for the best part of a decade, begging for sterilisation because their husbands wouldn’t wear a condom.

Banning abortion has never ever stopped it from happening. It’s just meant more stigma, more prejudice, more risks and more deaths.

[daisydeadhead]

In 1962, my mother was going thru a divorce, got pregnant and knew this fact would be used to deny her divorce (they used to do that, in case you didn’t know).  

My mother was given a “shot”; she lived 3 blocks from the doctor.   He never told her what it was, likely an “overdose” of progesterone, which is how they used to “induce menstruation” in a hurry (i.e. abortion off the books).  She was about 7-8 weeks by her estimation.  He said, GO STRAIGHT HOME, go to bed and stay there.  She walked fast, but nearly collapsed at the curb and my grandmother went out to guide her into the house.  She went to bed, stayed there and bled steadily and heavily for 3-4 days.  She said it was like being very very sick, headaches, nausea, vomiting… and then, gone.  

She never let me forget this and took me to my first NARAL meeting when I was 15 yrs old.  And here I am today, in my 50s–and I still remember my grandmother’s scary account; my mother swaying, literally, at the curb, and nearly falling, under the strength of that one shot.  

How did she get the doctor to do it? She told him, “If you don’t, I will do it myself”–and if you knew my mother, you knew she meant it.  She would have.  After all, lots of women she knew had.  

This is what they want to take us all back to, the fucking middle ages.  Please remember.  

[morinover]

The cost of denying women abortions is women’s lives. Nothing “Pro life” about it.

[thoughtfulestelleisawriter]

Reblogging because this is so damn important for people to see

[thoughtfulestelleisawriter]

What if Shakespeare pulled a Gilderoy Lockhart on us and all his plays were stolen from others and their ideas but he did something to make them shut up about it like "your play is published and famous, rejoice in that even if you don’t get credit" or he threatened their families or just plain killed them but nobody ever suspected it

[thoughtfulestelleisawriter]

I love how whenever somebody asks “yo how can I make this thing better” everyone’s answer is collectively “make it gay”

[thoughtfulestelleisawriter]

Did I very impulsively cut my hair last night? 

Yes, yes I did.

Do I now look like Stephen Baldwin when he played Barney in the Flintstones movie?

Yes, yes I do.

Is that going to teach me a lesson and stop me from impulsively cutting my hair in the future?

No, it most definitely will not.

[thoughtfulestelleisawriter]

Me: *Is sad* Oh no, you know what this calls for

me: *puts on depressing music and daydreams about sad things to make myself even sadder* 

[princesserica84]

Lucasfilm did not fire Gina Carano from The Mandalorian for being Transphobic:

She got fired for being Anti-Semitic.

Her being Transphobic is not at all okay either but,

Anti-Semitism is not talked about enough.

She basically just compared Holocaust victims to being a Republican. Do you realize how fucked up that is?!

I’m Jewish. I really don’t like when someone compares the genocide of 6 million of my people to being a Republican. When was the last time 6 million Republicans were murdered via gas chambers?

People need to know that this was why she got fired. Don’t you dare just like this post!

REBLOG IT

[thoughtfulestelleisawriter]

So my dad is Conservative and I’m more Liberal and I know it drives him up the wall that I don’t lean more Republican. I hear him rant a lot about liberals, will just go off about how we’re ruining the country, and one thing he likes to say a lot is that Liberals are a lot more selfish than Conservatives and all I can think about when he says that is the fact that conservatives are against government run healthcare because they don’t want to have to pay the extra taxes out of their pocket but there are literally people who’s lives are destroyed because some emergency happens and they couldn't afford healthcare so now they’re being bombarded by hospital bills or they can’t get the treatment they need at all because they can’t afford it, like talk about selfish but I would have no problem paying just a little more so that people are actually taken care of and have a sense of security. Don’t call us selfish and a problem to this country when you’re not even willing to help take care of the people in the country you say you’re so loyal to. 

[thoughtfulestelleisawriter]

Harry Potter Question

Yo so I’m re-reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and something just occurred to me. Why didn’t Remus see past Harry and Hermione when they we’re saving Buckbeak????? Like he had been watching the marauders map for that exact reason, wouldn’t he have seen an extra Harry and Hermione in the forest??

[thoughtfulestelleisawriter]

I wanna wear a sundress and go skipping around like some pixie fairy and go start a flower garden with lilies and snapdragons but it’s the dead of Winter and freezinggggggg.

[thoughtfulestelleisawriter]

Was logging into Tumblr a good idea while I’m supposed to be taking my Spanish Final? Perhaps not, but it’s the little things in life.