Depressed Pixie Dream Girl

Who am I but a bitch who loves horror movies and flowers ⭐️25//she/her⭐️ .....................................................................

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

[dailyflicks]

LISA FRANKENSTEIN 2024, dir. Zelda Williams

[porcelainhime-blog]

[vampirecorleone]

"What's your pleasure, sir?" | "I thought I'd gone to the limits. I hadn't. The Cenobites gave me an experience beyond limits. Pain and pleasure, indivisible." Hellraiser (1987) dir. Clive Barker

[kosmogrl]

the only thing I'm obsessed with is doing nothing

[ao3commentoftheday]

Okay. So. Pizza Hut has a bonkers Valentine's Day PR stunt called "goodbye pies" where you can send someone a pizza to break up with them.

Sure. Fine. Capitalists gonna capitalism. Whatever.

BUT!

The website they created for the whole thing has a breakup excuse generator? And some of these things are actually funny.

We want different things. For example, I want someone else, and you want me.

I need to spend more time with my pet tarantula, and on an unrelated note I never learned how to love.

I know you're just using me to reach high stuff in your apartment.

So yeah, if anyone's writing break up stories for Valentine's Day, here are some free prompts?

Please note: the font on that website is horrendous, so I recommend making use of the accessibility features.

[ao3commentoftheday]

If this one isn't made for tumblr, I don't know which one is:

I’ve fallen in love with an extraterrestrial despite our cultural differences and the fact that they’re a human-sized lizard covered in goo.

[thoughtorigami]

[rylandsgrace]

Scream VI + reddit text posts

[freshpickle]

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

[junkfoodcinemas]

Scream (1996) dir. Wes Craven Scream VI (2023) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett

[rubysapphrald]

rat bastard is such a funny insult

[rubysapphrald]

something about it is so weirdly hard hitting. you rat bastard. if someone called me that i’d be more offended than if they called me a motherfucker

[bobo-the-part-time-clown]

[thoughtorigami]

[fluttershyplushie]

[ID: A comment from reddit user Ari_Aster. The comment reads, “I stick my head in a drawer and slam it and open it and slam it.” end ID]

[paladitos]

i am first and foremost a lover. secondarily and mostly for the bit i am also a hater

[thoughtorigami]

[pokepuff]

[halloween-sweets]

[lionfloss]

By Samantha Cavet