My Father-in-Law's Thought Bubble

These are the quotable adventure of being around my father-in-law.

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“Look at what a good job begging she’s doing! Her legs are shaking! She’s like a geriatric dog orphan.”

—Dave (said about Leah the dog)

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Grandpa Dave is proud.

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I miss Dave. I miss Dave so much, I will wait by the door for him to come home.

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Took a picture of a Pheasant. Told Dave it was dinner.

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“I don’t know what’s in this drink, but it’s giving me the willies.”

—Dave

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“I’m starting to feel like the Maytag repairman...minus the stupid hat.”

—Dave. (He said this a few weeks ago, but the fact that the drier has a malfunctioning belt, it seems more appropriate now.)

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Dancing Dave not only looks great dancing, but he concentrates (as told by the sticking out tongue). And doesn't Karrie just look radiant while Dave dances with her?

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I like to sleep with 2 fluffy pillows. And one fluffy pillow between my knees. I like to surround myself in fluffy pillows.

Dave

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There's a new puppy at Dave's house. His name is Stanley. I shall call him Yelnats. Watch him melt Dave's heart.

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Dave is trying out a new shirt. It's green.

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You could put a little koala on a spit. It'd be the cutest BBQ ever! They're not hard to catch either. They're slow.

Dave

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You should see the things I can do with a clogged toilet.

Dave

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The popcorn used to only be sold at Econo, but now it’s been popping up all over the place!

Dave

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"I was thinking about getting a pre-salad before my dinner salad." -Dave

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We bought a car today. Dave says it's like a "pregnant roller skate".

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Today, I sent Dave a picture of my Mexican food. He replied in true most Dave-like way I know. He said "Nice!"

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Campfire Dave