Dancing Queen playing from another room ABBA
When you’re snorting cocaine off the bathroom counter of an underground disco club in 1976

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Dancing Queen playing from another room ABBA
When you’re snorting cocaine off the bathroom counter of an underground disco club in 1976
His name is Kevin (I think), Vanessa Stockard
Netflix:
Me:
Honestly it’s a joke to me , of course I’m still watching how dare you even ask such a thing
“quick psa here folks”
I am screaming
sleep tight!
This is really good I just want to give you all the warning that Melatonin and Valerian Root can give you vivid nightmares and being plant based may effect plant triggered allergies.
I’ve BEEN SUPER stressed AND LIFES A FUCKING NIGHTMARE🎶🎵🎶
every conversation you’ll have with your friends when you’re all gay and/or trans and have trauma
i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
—-
hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse
holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK
HOLY —- THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS
do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.
so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut
yeah. it is your bad.
i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories:
francieum
quirkybrittany
justgirlythings
“I like your shoelaces” “I stole them from the president” and people actually fucking doing this in public
we still called porn fics “smut” and “lemons”
“you must be fun at parties”
cole sprouse’s tumblr social experiment, and some people taking it so seriously that they threatened mass suicide
mitt romney
hetastuck (hetalia and homestuck fandoms were moirails i guess)
hussieruya (people unironically shipping the creators of hetalia and homestuck)
andrew hussie actually asking about hussieruya in his twitter
the obsession with andrew hussie’s lips
superwholock fandom (this was their prime)
supernatural has a gif for everything
“Fuck you watson” somehow being praised as the best comeback possible?? ok lol
hipster side of tumblr vs fandom side of tumblr, and all those pictures of the two coexisting to bring some sort of peace? as if we were at war with each other?? wtf was up with that
the dumbest fake stories holy shit, and everyone believed them
benedict cumberbatch everywhere
that sherlock gif of benedict cumberbatch looking into a door’s peep hole and people saying how if you cover one side of his face he looks confident but if you cover the other side he looks sad, so they said he’s the best actor in the world or whatever
gangnam style everywhere
people being shamed from using memes or even saying the word meme
“Oh, you facebook people think tumblr is boring? Well, we’ll find you…Supernatural fandom, grab your demons! Sherlock fandom, grab your Watsons! Doctor Who fandom, grab your Tardises! Harry Potter fandom, grab your wands! Homestuck fandom, grab your strife cards! Hetalia fandom, grab your pasta!” proceed for 1628519 more fandoms
“im pretty sure thats taylor swift” “no thats becky”
the dancing chandler gif from friends
“Reblog if you dont have a problem with gay marriage!” followed by ten mile long additions of rainbow gifs and pictures and 9gag memes
potato jesus (i’ll admit, this was actually funny)
the reblog button being at the top of posts
cuil theory, aka “i give you a hamburger”
27 comments on a post just saying “INSTANT REBLOG” or “PRESS PLAY”
song mixups from people “accidentally opening a bunch of tabs playing music” but it was actually from a pop mix album
“ah, the scalene triangle”
XD vs :D discourse
the most reblogged picture on tumblr
doge
men of tumblr
the cursed long ass “fedoras arent that bad!” post
touch my butt and buy me pizza
spread this like wildfire
tumblr university (complete with uniforms)
tumblr island
tumblr nation
these all would lead to the creation and failure of dashcon
tumblr prom
Four silver paws in a row
Spent two days making this and i’m actually pretty happy with how it turned out.
yeah mic bring the beat
ref
I’m actually crying from this because it’s an accurate representation of Present Mic.
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Angst prompts
“Don’t give me false hope.”
“Isn’t it obvious? I’m in love with you!”
“It’s so hard for me to hate you right now.”
“I will kill anyone that looks at you the way i look at you.”
“The thought of losing you scares me.”
“I’d be lying if i said i didn’t love you.”
“I cant stand you right now.”
“I’m not okay if you’re not okay.”
“What do you mean you don’t care?”
“You swore you’d never lie to me.”
“Tell me this when you’re sober.”
“Step away before I punch you in the face.”
“You don’t mean that.”
“Feel free to kill me for saying this.”
“Tell them to fuck off.”
“Please don’t leave me.”
“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
“Please talk to me.”
“I fucking hate everything about you.”
“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”
“You don’t get to decide what is best for me.”
“You are driving me fucking insane!”
“You. I just need you right now.”
“Will you just hold me?”
“How fucking dare you.”
“Don’t shame me.”
“If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”
“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”
“I want to be more than friends.”
“Who did this to you?”
“Can’t you stay a little longer?”
“Because i love you god damnit!”
“I turned out liking you a lot more than i originally planned.”
“Hurts.” “I know. It’s going to hurt some more, okay? Deep breaths. Im sorry- I’m so sorry-”
“Do these dark circles under my eyes say nothing to you about how im doing?”
“Whoever did this to you is going to pay. Big time.”
“Why are you running from him?”
“Easy there, don’t move too quickly- you lost a lot of blood.”
“I’ll keep calling for the rest of the night if i have to, until you answer me.”
“That is some severe bruising..”
“Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.”
“You don’t need to cover up the bruises.”
“What, you’ve never thought about us?”
“You deserve better than him. It doesn’t have to be me, but you deserve better.”
“You can’t be that oblivious.”
“What do they have that i don’t?”
“If you cry, i’m going to punch you.”
“Get out of my head!”
“Friends don’t do this kind of shit!”
“I’m sorry….did i make this weird?”
The USA are a hellscape
this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not
big yikes