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The fact that Laura Bailey absolutely refuses to let anyone in their party use the fictionally racist term for a fictional race of people in a Dungeons and Dragons campaign because “that’s not what they are/like to be called” is one of the single most endearing and precious things that I have witnessed in the four years I have been watching Critical Role.
I remember some YouTuber tweeting like “TV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didn’t have all this sjw bullshit” and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x
If anything, sitcom shows even from Disney esp if they're black were bold in your face political about societal issues
ima just leave these here
Unconscionable.
MbS gives Trump hotel money and Republicans don’t say a peep.
LGBT+ people like playing tieflings because
1: they’re colorful like yes of COURSE I’m gonna choose to be purple over some shade of brown this is a FANTASY GAME
2: if you hurt them they have the inherent ability to retaliate by setting you on fire there is literally no harder clapback
3: they’re half fiend so they’re interesting by default, also it provides an easy way to write an “overcoming my ingrained self image and discovering who I really am” backstory
4: they’re supposedly super uncommon and a small minority of the population but wow there sure do seem to be a lot of us in the adventuring guilds lately idk sounds like human propaganda to me, you know what they say, one in every seven adventurers is a tiefling and if you don’t see one in your party that means it’s you
5: they’re hated and feared and viewed with disgust by most “normal” races for no reason other than the exaggerated, misunderstood myths and stories passed down from closed-minded ancestors even though most of them are totally fine and upstanding people who happen to be a little different and HMMMM maybe we relate to that just a little bit
“So, I had a dental appointment this morning, and made a little gift for the #CriticalRole squad that I thought the greater public might e
I never knew I needed this in my life until now
In case you blinked and missed the various characters summoned from Matt’s book…
Is the first one the Gentleman? For a second I thought it was Sylas idk why
fjord’s patron: C O N S U M E. L E A R N. G R O W. AND… WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
fjord, about to go down on caleb: …you said “consume”
fjord’s patron: I COULD NOT MORE CLEARLY HAVE BEEN REFERRING TO SOURCES OF ARCANE KNOWLEDGE.
fjord:
fjord: i mean, technically speaking,
fjord’s patron: I’M GOING TO STOP YOU RIGHT THERE
it’s the most wonderful time of the year: the Literary Review’s Bad Sex in Fiction Award
Every single author on the list is male of course
Good frickin’ god. D:
And people mock fanfic for sex scenes. Clearly, the real winner (?) in the bad sex scene off is ~~literature~~. Brain bleach is definitely needed if you click that link.
THAT FIRST WOMAN NEEDS A DOCTOR
“Empty my tanks,” I’d begged breathlessly, as once more she began drawing me deep inside her pleasure cave. Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her.
Dibs on “Vaginal Rachet” as a band name
I was having a good time reading bad porn and then someone had to go and write this:
“My ejaculation was violent, and repeated. Again and again, semen poured from me, overflowing her vagina, turning the sheets sticky. There was nothing I could do to make it stop. If it continued, I worried, I would be completely emptied out. Yuzu slept deeply through it all without making a sound, her breathing even. ”
Y'all, she’s asleep, that is a rape scene.
Guys I drew Taliesin Jaffe
The funniest thing to ever happen to me in a D&D game was when I’d been invited into an online group, and there was this one guy playing a dwarven barbarian that was the worst.
Now… whenever I talk about “those kinds of guys” involved in tabletop, I usually refer to them as “Dwarven Barbarians” because of this dude - even if that’s not the character they play. You get the idea.
He’d been AGGRESSIVELY hitting on the characters of me and the only other girl in the party for like an hour, but when the DM told him to cut it out, he went silent. Except it was only silent on mic, he’d dropped into private messages to send both me and this girl in character messages. I was copying all this over to send to the group so I could get him kicked out, when I heard the girl gasp in horror on her end. The message popped up on mine a moment later - he’d blasted us both with the same dick pic.
I didn’t even have a chance to react, she immediately jumped into action, and loudly proclaimed “OH! Oh!!!! [laughter] Daniel’s cosplaying his character that’s so funny. You’re very good, you got the proportions right and everything! That’s so cute, how’d you ever manage to get everything reduced down like that?”
And of course the other dudes in the game were like “Oh really? Let’s see! Daniel why aren’t you showing us?”
And I’m losing my shit because Daniel’s muted himself. Then he promptly drops out of the call. We explained everything, which MORTIFIED the other players, but my god I wish I’d been that quick on the draw. She’s my hero.
Do you think… um… if we find him… you’ll stop talking like him?
Damn she really came for him like that
Deregulation will get you killed. Republican policies make your life worse.
This should be considered criminal and someone needs to account for this because this is RIDICULOUS
-“mommy, the kids at school are mean to me!”
-“OH, WHAT, ARE U #TRIGGERED???, LIFE ISNT UR #SAFE SPACE LMAO”
Stay away from children for the rest of your lives please
The people who hate this are probably the ones traumatizing their children
this is a show for 3 - 6 year olds what is WRONG with these monsters???
Fun fact, sesame street was created to fill the gap in education for children whose families could not afford to send them to preschool. Sesame street taught basic math and phonics as well as interpersonal skills so that children below the poverty line weren’t starting elementary school behind their more privileged classmates.
Here sesame street is trying to fill a gap where supportive adults should be. Where there should be a teacher or a family member or a counselor to help, for whatever reason, there isn’t, so Sesame Street is stepping in.
This breed of person has always hated Sesame Street. They hated it for showing black and white children playing together. They hated it for giving children of color the head start that rich white families were paying for. They hated it for Bert and Ernie for showing two MEN who LIVED TOGETHER, for the married black nurse who lived on sesame street when it was first released, and for them explaining death. I feel like there was a pregnancy at some point in its early days and they would have REALLY hated that.
These days they don’t (usually) say “I’m not letting my kid watch anything with black kids in it” but they sure throw a tantrum in the youtube comments when Sesame Street DARES to show an autistic girl playing with non-autistic children and being treated like shes anyone else. They lose their shit when Sesame Street has to explain incarceration to 5 year olds. And the muppet in south africa with HIV? Hoo boy.
They hate everything Sesame Street stands for and tries to provide. They always have. We just have to ignore them and keep supporting the show. Or tell them to shut the fuck up and keep supporting the show. Either way Sesame Street will outlive them.
Sesame Street will outlive them.
