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he's a monstrous heartless villain to YOU. he's a pinup girl to me

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

five-pebbles-big-naturals

Anyone checked the British Museum yet?

meemoop

Narcissa is a diva and Lucius is a dork. Perfect combination.

meemoop

NEW HEADCANON: nymphadora and Draco have a sibling dynamic???

meemoop

The Wedding Day

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH FINALLY (Draco’s robes aged me 10 years)

charlotlie

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

amomorii

Yule Ball, 1994

"Can we talk?"

outromoony

Books: Main characters must follow the plot.

Fanfiction: Okay but what if they went to IKEA and fought over furniture instead?

slyssnakes

spiked eggnog with a hint of veritaserum

for @itsphantasmagoria, merry christmas!! <3

starchaserfanatic

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

aeshsar

Bagged the Savior, scurry off now

bloodbruise

the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

thief-of-eggs

nothing beats the ship dynamic of “hissy black cat and his loyal golden retriever bf”

I eat that shit up every. single. time.

andr33yy

Being in fandom spaces is so surreal-

Bc once your age hits a 'serious' number, you start to think - "damn, I should probably stop geeking and get more serious." But then you scroll and see a 34y/o woman writing fics after driving her kids to school, a 40y/o dude making fanart of his fav super heroes and you realize - "nah, I'm actually good"