Megamind Thoughts

If you like random Megamind shit then you've come to the right blog. Mostly headcanons and speculative questions, sometimes other dumb stuff.

[thoughtsofmegamind]

I hc megamind being like Dr Doofenshmertz (idk how to spell his name lol) with machines. Like he defo has made a machine for EVERYTHING

Oh of course. He probably couldn't get a juice carton lid off and invented a giant machine to unscrew it whilst Minion watches like "I could've done it for you"

[thoughtsofmegamind]

Megamind would be really shit at bowling. Even when it looks like he'll get a strike, the ball will randomly careen into the gutter.

To make matters worse, Minion would be scarily good at it. He would throw it into the gutter on purpose to make Megamind feel better and it would somehow jump out and get a strike

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 2: STICK (ground) VS MEGAMIND (megamind)

FIGHT

stick

megamind

Voting ended onApr 23, 2023

[thoughtsofmegamind]

Nothing against Megamind, but lowkey the stick would win in a fight

[thoughtsofmegamind]

YOYOYOYOYOYO

IKR!!!! I'M SO EXCITED!

I would've liked to see him in a new pose for this poster, but hey- I'm glad we've had an update on this at all, until now it's mostly just been a few Twitter posts ever since it was announced over a year ago

[thoughtsofmegamind]

Imagine megamind gets hold of the internet memes of himself.. hed turn it into propaganda

You know, I've just been sitting here watching you reblog every single one of my posts and honestly I'm both impressed and flattered

And yes, that would be fantastic! I'd like to see his reaction to the "no bitches?"

[thoughtsofmegamind]

Megamind pronounces "spider" correctly twice, thus implying that he says "speeider" voluntarily knowing that it's incorrect

[thoughtsofmegamind]

The whole plot past Megamind defeating Metro Man only happened because Megamind didn't want Roxanne to see him in his pyjamas

[thoughtsofmegamind]

I'd still buy Megamind's Death Ray even if I could only use it for barbecues. Imagine showing up to a barbecue and all of a sudden a fucking laser beam fires down and scorches the meat with the full concentrated power of the sun

[thoughtsofmegamind]

Megamind is a super genius capable of creating impossible technology, and yet the best form of lair security he can think of is graffiti that says "go away nobody lives here"

[thoughtsofmegamind]

Did Carlos ever get rehydrated?!?!

[thoughtsofmegamind]

I'd like to see Roxanne take Megamind on an escape room date. He'd probably think it was real and De-Gun everything though

[thoughtsofmegamind]

Megamind would use his disguise watch to attend rock concerts

[thoughtsofmegamind]

Megamind may lose to Sans, but a victory against the Once-Ler is a victory enough for me. It's time for Oncie to pass on his crown to our blue boy

[thoughtsofmegamind]

Are the Black Mamba boots also made from baby seal leather?

[thoughtsofmegamind]

The Lair would be fitted out with several floor length mirrors in random places, lest Megamind go without checking he looks good for more than ten minutes

[thoughtsofmegamind]

What would the custom air freshener in the Invisible Car smell like?

[thoughtsofmegamind]

I would love to own a brainbot. Man's best friend without the fur shed, allergies, and picking up waste. And they can perform tasks for you!

I'd just have to hide my pens and paperclips