Thousand Dragonflies, And You’re Next!

🏳️‍⚧️she/her🏳

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love it when artists show they can spell the name of the song, like yeah! you know your stuff!

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i’ve been on e for a bit now, at what point do my boobs become prehensile and i can start holding things

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i have a confession to make: i’ve never once in my life measured how much pasta i boil. not a once.

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hey gang i’m gonna be getting into premonitions, anything you want me to let you know about? maybe whether your offspring with supersede you or perhaps about a plague?

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nothing like a smoking scientist lady in a mech anime

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evil villains three generals be like: The Tactician, Sexy but Chill About it and Evil Twink

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if i was a supervillain in a christmas themed issue/episode i would have a trapdoor underneath the mistletoe that lead to two seperate sealed rooms that only open at 12:01am on boxing day morning so they miss their chance

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cistern? babe i think that’s what they call transitioning

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they don’t carve holes in glass panes during a heist like they used to

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i need a hoa hoa hoa hoa hoa hoa to my hor hor hor hor hor

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what’s with the british and slop, the english are enamoured with food in the form of a slurry

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the biggest example of rating inflation is wikifeet scores, why are yall out here giving celebrities 4.97’s and 4.6 is considered a bad score did you forget the rest of the scale?? i’m pretty sure 1 is reserved for bad scores bro

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mouse miku: hatsune squeaku

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peach pit son or pigeon pit daughter

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i believe with full confidence that i could safely remove a lightbulb from my mouth. idk i just feel like i could do it

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love that recipes have ratings so much, imagine if there was a chef who kept releasing recipes like ‘evil stew’ and ‘beef if it wanted to harm you’ and people would give them one star reviews and attach images of their evil stews in the ratings

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imagining ivankov as a transmedicalist rather than a gender abolitionist sends shivers down my spine. like one difference in character philosophy and they would be a straight up villain to me. the point of the horm-horm fruit is to show that biology doesn’t matter, if it’s easily changed it really doesn’t matter. what is important is being the most you version of yourself. but within the nature of the horm-horm fruit it could easily force people who don’t intend on transitioning medically for whatever that means to them, to become something that doesn’t feel like themselves. anyway there’s no way oda is has that nuanced of an opinion on it lmao