Rants by the Moon 🌙

[starboyinadumpsterfire]

I want a boyfriend then i remember how I look and feel gross.

[thousandmilesaminute]

I feel alone and like I begging for aattentioneven though we are literally in call like you'd just whine and tell me to be interesting and give you attention but I can't but then you've been demanding attention less and less and I'm noticing and thinking about it and I can't not

[wowza8]

yeah it’s actually canon that the Marauders got drunk and went skinny dipping one night, and they all started obnoxiously whistling and fanning themselves when Remus took off his shirt, I know this cuz I was a fish in the lake.

[thousandmilesaminute]

Wouldn't it be awesome to just say I'm tired I'm gonna go to sleep

I feel fucking guilty sleeping, I'll stay up hours past when I should, when I have to be up early for school, when i'm sick you said 11 then 1

we didn't call until after 2 I stayed up till 4 am because that was when you had time not when I had time but when you did because then it wouldn't have happened

and I know I cant be mad at you for putting your basic human needs first I just wish I could do the same

[thousandmilesaminute]

I was able to do it once

At least it's something

[thousandmilesaminute]

Is it crazy if I pay someone to hold me?

[thousandmilesaminute]

anyone to take me uo on this?

[thousandmilesaminute]

The idea of having matching thighs with someone, even just profile picture but jewelry, t shirts, hoodies, plushies,

Might be even better long distance because then you have them

[thousandmilesaminute]

when they say I'm too focused and too much on the fact I need a boyfriend or a girlfriend but the fact I need to be held amd hugged and maybe kissed but overall loved that i have the rest of my life for it and im young and don't understand how strong I need it the emptiness I feel at night and crying myself to sleep just because I need to be loved and contact and just someone here like the fact it's bad that I've been falling asleep literally on the floor uncomfortable and in pain next to my mom just so I can be close to someone

[thousandmilesaminute]

if this becomes everything

If 3 hours become only

[thousandmilesaminute]

exactly one year

[thousandmilesaminute]

my phone says only an average of 5 minutes a day for zoom this month that needs to be fixed

[thousandmilesaminute]

can someone please love me

[thousandmilesaminute]

Just want a hug

[thousandmilesaminute]

want to talk to you

[altoids-gum]

I love my stuffed animals 😔🥹

[thousandmilesaminute]

"you seem like the person to own a gun you like dangerous things. Motorcycles fireworks" "everybody likes fireworks" "watching them not making them" - wilson:house:wilson

"Well I'm attracted to places I'm not allowed to go" - Shawn Spencer

"Dont be an old spunge with hair hanging off it" - Spencer

"That's the sexiest thing I've ever seen" - Shawn about gus hunched over a tiny slow as about to break down motorbike

[thousandmilesaminute]

Shawn bout being gay with gus AGAIN "its who i am" "had a simular thing with my dad when I wanted to take gus to prom"

Leaves the fridge open gus yells at him DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT IN OUR APARTMENT

"I've had my estate planner on speedily since we started this business" - gus

"You normally jab me with your elbow like a chocolate harpoon" SPENCER YOU CANT FUCKING SAY THAT DOSENT MATTER IF HES YOUR BEST FREIND NO!

Calls lassie "lasidopitus" LITERALLY ON THE OTHER SIDE THE THE INTERGATION TABLE

"You keep a stun gun in the birdhouse? Whats under the garden knome a m 80?" - Spencer to his dad

"That's not true, I made a copy a copy a while back it was when I was hooked on wow wow woopsie on noggin. I also stole your toilet paper ror a year. And a whole box of sporks" -spencer to dad talking bout how no one has a key to his house

No you may not get a koala

"We had a bit if a falling out when I had a thing with his mom, and his sister, and his house keeper debby" - uncle jack

"That was so hot" Spencer after Jules screamed

[thousandmilesaminute]

"Were gonna borrow a car. Technically the term is hot wiring but" - uncle jack

"Don't think this is the time to saw this but I think we're gonna get to rid in a helipopter" - Spencer as men in suits point guns at them from a helicopter

"It's like the movie (name) without the nudity. Which means I'm probably completely unwatchable right now" Spencer

"Got saminella poisoning lost 20 pounds. Best diet ever" Jules NO

[thousandmilesaminute]

"you seem like the person to own a gun you like dangerous things. Motorcycles fireworks" "everybody likes fireworks" "watching them not making them" - wilson:house:wilson

"Well I'm attracted to places I'm not allowed to go" - Shawn Spencer

"Dont be an old spunge with hair hanging off it" - Spencer

"That's the sexiest thing I've ever seen" - Shawn about gus hunched over a tiny slow as about to break down motorbike

[thousandmilesaminute]

Shawn bout being gay with gus AGAIN "its who i am" "had a simular thing with my dad when I wanted to take gus to prom"

Leaves the fridge open gus yells at him DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT IN OUR APARTMENT

"I've had my estate planner on speedily since we started this business" - gus

"You normally jab me with your elbow like a chocolate harpoon" SPENCER YOU CANT FUCKING SAY THAT DOSENT MATTER IF HES YOUR BEST FREIND NO!

Calls lassie "lasidopitus" LITERALLY ON THE OTHER SIDE THE THE INTERGATION TABLE

"You keep a stun gun in the birdhouse? Whats under the garden knome a m 80?" - Spencer to his dad

"That's not true, I made a copy a copy a while back it was when I was hooked on wow wow woopsie on noggin. I also stole your toilet paper ror a year. And a whole box of sporks" -spencer to dad talking bout how no one has a key to his house

No you may not get a koala

"We had a bit if a falling out when I had a thing with his mom, and his sister, and his house keeper debby" - uncle jack

"That was so hot" Spencer after Jules screamed

[reggie-little-mermaid]

Barty can be covered in tattoos and piercings, have brutal sex twice a day and kidnap people for fun, but if Luna tells him he's a princess, that guy is a fucking princess.