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fish3s

i wanted to do something lineless and san junipero happened

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userorgana

baby wolf 🐺

biophonies

… ya ever just wonder if dudes have any idea what’s going on?

skarchomp

wait hold on yall didnt just use the machop that resists rollout, is immune to attract from female pokemon, can ko normal-types in like two hits if you just train it a little, and is basically given to you for free in the very same city you fight whitney????

satanbird

THE WHAT

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phone games blocking out your clock in the UI is like how casinos don’t have any windows send tweet

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Some of you really deserve to be called the F word.

xanadu-next

xeppeli

alton brown: contestants, you have precisely one hour to assemble a dish using only one ingredient (he takes the cover off of the sliver platter to reveal a sad looking bag of pepperoni)

bald chef jeff: ok, so right away i’m thinkin pepperoni pizza. so i go to the pantry to get myself some bread, but there was a rabid dog waiting for me within, so i instantly closed the door before i was mauled and killed by this rabid dog. so my second idea was to assemble a favorite of mine: a pepperoni geyser. now in order to make a pepperoni geyser, you need a floating point unit and a pepperoni propulsion device, which can easily be assembled by [REDACTED BY US GOVERNMENT] so right away i grab the ice cream machine and [REDACTED BY US GOVERNMENT] and that should do it.

alton brown: 3, 2, 1! time’s up, chefs! chef dianne, what have you prepared for us today?

chef dianne: well today, i have prepared for you a dish we always used to make back home in louisana. it’s called “stacks”

(it’s just a stack of pepperoni)

alton brown: revered food columnist Vito Scaletta, what do you think of the “stacks” chef dianne cheyenne has prepared for you today?

revered food columnist vito scaletta, without taking a bite of his stack: i like it. it brings me back to my poker days, makes me feel like i’m winnin’ big!

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the two most powerful men on the planet… working in tandem

theloonaverse

Vivi in Hi High!

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*John knocks*

John: I wonder if anyone’s home

*dog barks*

Paul: ddijubluhlachberrais

mhaikkun

once upon a dream

jessica-jung

twice in (korean) mvs: dahyun

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mermaid khaleesi 🧜‍♀️

one-time-i-dreamt

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.