Anyone who gets in our way, we thrash em!

RP blog for Susie from Deltarune, Penned by Ots

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(ask-theprinceinthedark) The fluffy prince goes up to his friend, Susie. He gives her a warm smile as he wore his hat. "Susie! I'm glad I was able to find you. I tried out a new recipe for cakes and I wanted you to be the first one to try it."

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Susie had been relaxing, well no. Not relaxing she was asleep until he came along, jolting awake slightly she’d turn to see her friend. A yawn escaped her jaws before actually tuning into what he’s talking about.

“A new cake recipe huh?” she says still somewhat tired. “Alright, I’ll try it out for ya Rals.”

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scottish

“Nobody here is Scottish......least to my knowledge.” a very limited knowledge one might add

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deltakindness‌:

Now that caught him off guard, being lifted  with a hand practically strangling him since he got lifted off the ground and about to get his face bitten off. Definitely not the most abnormal thing for Susie to do but biting the face off of someone would definitely land them in jail. Also Leo does not wanna die young so- he does the next BEST thing.

Not long after Susie opened her mouth and inched forward he lifts his hand quickly curling it into a fist as he just slams it RIGHT into her snout. Now that has GOT to hurt..as snouts are just big noses to him.

Susie was just about to drop him as well and be like “YOU GOT PRANKED!” until he absolutely decked her right in the snout, causing her to drop him and reel back in pain...well more like land back first onto the floor screaming curses and other obscenities.

“GOD DAMN IT LEO ITS JUST A FUCKING JOKE- OH SON OF A BITCH THIS HURTS! WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCKING HELL!” To be fair she did it in a way as if it had been legit, but thats how she rolls...on the floor, in pain. Her poor snoot. In utter agony.

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“Y’know I never understand why you threaten to eat someone’s face- it makes you sound like you’re trying to flirt with them in a super forward way..which is hilarious to be honest because you never realize it! Until now at least now that I mentioned it.” Leo was so going to anger her with this.

Oh yeah, he angered her alright, since one of her hands is wrapped round his neck right now and he’s off the floor.

“Y’know leo, you’re right! it could be taken as a flirt, least I’d do it flirtingly with Noelle” she will regret admitting that later.

“But I’m rather hungry, and your face looks delicious so...”  And now the bad part comes in as her face drastically changes and so does her tone.

“Time for me to have a snack!” she proclaims, literally inching leo forward to eat his face for real!

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“Oh no, a ghost Susie. Whatever will we do.” Leo, please.

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“Give me your lunch or else I’ll have your face for lunch~” Classic Susie response.

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Oh no. Who's going to thrash people now that Susie is dead?

“Ghost Susie, thats who!” she’s given up on trying to explain to people she’s not dead. So lets see how far this train goes!

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sneeeeek replied to your post: sneeeeek replied to your post “It’s me,...

* At least i am a.fucking RAMEN

“YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT LIKE THAT YOU SHITLORD.”

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"...I'm still waiting to get punch, pal." Gray told.

“Yeah yeah yeah I know, lemme fucking light this chalky blunt goodness and after I have this I’ll break your face in or whatever.”

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sneeeeek replied to your post “It's me, DICKINGTON DELTARUNE”

* We are the same age fucking nut

“Yeah I know, I’m still taking the high ground here you fucking bowl of disaster ramen.”

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Because it has a chance to instantly kill you?

“Gonna sound meta as fuck here, but only I can kill me loser, so bring this axe on I’ll swing it with pride!” Karma says first swing she drops to the deck.

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So uh, weird question. I know you eat chalk, but do different brands and colors of chalk taste different? I'm kinda curious about it

“Oh! I was asked this awhile ago!” she pipes up, excited the topics actually come back around a bit. “If you need to know, most coloured chalk is just the same as regular chalk, so eithers just your regular chalk snack.”

“Now coloured chalk with flavours? shit thats where it’s at my dude, Rasberry is the utter bomb! with orange being a close second.”

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It's me, DICKINGTON DELTARUNE

“Okay, put the baby peen away Charles its time for bed, you’re way past the drinking limit.”

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Here's a question, if you've played Fire Emblem. Would Susie use the devil axe?

“The question is, why would I not use it?”

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I can't believe Susie is fucking dead [Kris; From Deltavergent]

“I may be dead bight I’ll haunt your nightmares forever~” she says cheekily, standing behind Kris as he said that and in such a tone dripping with sinister intent its actually terrifying. No really you might need a change of pants and to oh I dunno RUN?!

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"Hey! How are you Susie?"

“Pretty good how are you.” she briefly stops screaming to talk to Kris before resuming her screaming antics

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What's with all the screaming? Don't you know there are better things to be doing with your time? Like yelling *and* hitting things? Much more productive if you're already yelling.

“Oh yeah you’re right thanks for volunteering. now as I was saying.”

Congratulations you just offered yourself to being screamed at, and trying to be hit by Susie, all’s well that ends well right?

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determination-personified‌:

“Sometimes I can still hear her voice, ah well, Guess I’ll have to find another great child to adopt.”

“OH THAT DOES IT!” And the overgrown lizard is just going to charge and tackle her adoptive mom to the ground while absolutely busting her lungs out screaming.