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@threadandwine
Hello friends, I've come back from my travels with expensive cloths, exotic furs and plenty of trends from the outside lands. Who would like to see?
*sitting outside of her wagon looking a bit down*
Anyone know where a lady can get herself a pet? I feel like I should get a guard dog or something?
Pick an age or point in time, and ask a question. The character will respond as that age.
fuckinkingoftheworld came to the shop
*curtsies and smiles coyly* Two kings in one day what an honor. How may I help you your Highness?
-Raises an eyebrow.- …I heard you’ve called the ‘best seamstress in all of Hearts’ and I’ve been in recent need of… Attire. My favourite outfit was torn in a brawl with a bear, so I’m forced to wear some older things. Either way, I’ve got some skins and such, so you won’t be in need of materials. So long as it’s exactly what I want. None of that gold or gems, just purely my victory.
You understand?
*raises and brow but keeps her noble smile on* I am flattered sir. I should be happy to make whatever you need to exactly you specifications. It would be my great honor to serve your Highness. *bows and pulls out a scroll and feather quill*
Now what exactly may I help you with? I will also need your measurements so I can be sure to fit you to exactly what you want.
A royal outfit. To include the drape, tunic, breeches, boots. All of it. It will all be made of the skins of slain beasts. The tunic should not cover the arms, but there should be bracers for protecting the wrists. The drape should not fasten too tight around my neck that I cannot move, and the breeches should be tight enough to stay secure in battle but be easily removable for other purposes.
Will you need me undressed for the measurements?
*nods a quickly scribbles down the instructions with a smile. Oh how she loved a good challenge* I can do all of that. How do you feel about shoulder claps for the drape? It could look more dramatic and allow for movement. It's a technique I specially developed.
*smirks* As much as I'd love that, I just need shirtless. I like to take measurements with the breeches on so I can best understand the preferred fit. Sometimes our words fail after all.
*fanning herself with her elaborate silk fan* So how does a lady go about getting some manly company, because I seem to be missing it as of late?
Who wants to play?~
Note to self:
*smiles lightly and bows* I am honored my liege. A simple seamstress such as myself getting complimented by the king of spades himself!
-He nodded to her in return- Good. Ya seem ta be an upstandin’ citizen, and upstandin’ citizens get such praise.
*chuckles* I do try m'lord. Rules are established for a reason and I seek to follow them.
Note to self:
Kill all anons.
I shall keep that in mind your Highness.
Thank you. See? This is what a good civilian looks like. Good girl.
It is no problem my liege, I am simply doing my duty as a humble lady and a peasant to your royalness.
-He smiled at her a little- Good. I like you. You’re a good peasant.
*smiles lightly and bows* I am honored my liege. A simple seamstress such as myself getting complimented by the king of spades himself!
Simple M!As
Blind: Muse is unable to see for __
Mute: Muse is unable to speak for __
Deaf: Muse is unable to hear for __
Paralysis: Muse is unable to move __ (anon specifies what) for __
Mind: Muse cannot remember anything or anyone for __
Mutation: Muse has an extra __ (anon specifies what) for 3 days.
Genderbent: Muse is the opposite gender for __
Petite: Muse is about the size of a pen cap for __
Tall: Muse is __ (anon specifies how tall) for __
Split: Muse has split into two people, one evil and one nice, lasts a day.
Roleswap: Muse has the body of the mun for __
Flip Flop: Two muses switch bodies, lasts for a day.
Together: Muse is stuck in __'s body with them for __
Speak: Muses voice changes to __ (anon specifies what) for a day.
Bald: Muse has no hair for a day.
Hair: Muse has hair (on their head) that is as long as themselves for __
Agrees: Muse has to say yes to everything for a day.
Disagrees: Muse has to say no to everything for a day.
Cloak: Muse becomes invisible, but can still be heard and felt, etc. for __
Ghost: Muse becomes a ghost that can possess other's bodies for __
Animal: Muse becomes a __ (anon specifies what animal) for __
Angel: Muse becomes an angel (duh) for __
Demon: Muse becomes a demon (once again duh) for __
Possessed: Muse is possessed by a demon, making them do strange and unusual things for __
Fashion: Muse becomes obsessed and snobby about fashion and tries to change other's appearance if they don't like it for __
Note to self:
Kill all anons.
I shall keep that in mind your Highness.
Thank you. See? This is what a good civilian looks like. Good girl.
It is no problem my liege, I am simply doing my duty as a humble lady and a peasant to your royalness.
Note to self:
Kill all anons.
I shall keep that in mind your Highness.
Musical Theatre M!As
Some musical theatre inspired M!As to play around with. Each song is found under its respected musical so you don't have to search too hard. Three songs per musical to keep it snappy. Feel free to add more musicals and songs to go with them.
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
Think of Me: Muse can only yearn for someone(anon specified and must be agreed upon) for five hours.
All I Ask of You: The muse feels light and their heart feels lighter! Inspired, the muse will stop at nothing to now make a promise of devotion to the person they care about. Cannot be broken until a promise is made.
Masquerade: Muse is feeling very, very shy and wants to try to hide from the world for three hours.
THE FANTASTICKS
Try to Remember: Muse remembers something forgotten and sweet. Turns muse very quiet and reserved to savor the memory for six hours.
Round and Round: Your muse wants to party! The next person to interact with your muse in the next 24 hours (or less, mun's choice) gets taken on a joyride!
Never Say No: The muse can no longer say no for six hours. Want to go bungee jumping? Sure. How about you eat this cake all by yourself? Absolutely. (Of course there are some things the mun can object to.)
JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR
Could We Start Again Please: For eight hours, the muse cannot stop repeating themselves.
Everything's Alright: For ten hours, nothing bothers the muse. Absolutely nothing.
Superstar: Your muse wants to put together a band. The next three people to send asks will be propositioned to join them. Lasts ten hours.
LES MISERABLES
I Dreamed a Dream: The muse had a dream before. What was it? For five hours, the muse is filled with bitterness over a lost dream.
A Heart Full of Love: For tweny-four hours, your muse is so in love they have to sing about it. (If muse is not in love with someone, the next person to interact with the muse will be the target.)
Drink With Me: For six hours, the muse has a nice bottle of something strong and some self-reflection.
RENT
One Song Glory: Muse wants to be remembered for something. But what? Lasts for ten hours.
Life Support: The muse needs a shoulder. Someone to talk to. (Anon specifies who.) Lasts for five hours.
Light My Candle: Muse cannot seem to stay warm. Lasts six hours.
HAIRSPRAY
I Can Hear the Bells: There's music where the muse goes and everyone can hear it, too! Life is now a musical for your muse for one full day. Everything the muse does is now with background music.
Cooties: The muse doesn't feel so great...and it seems to be catchy. Twenty-four hour illness. Contagious if the other mun agrees.
The Nicest Kids in Town: The muse just can't stop being nice. Goody two-shoes much! Lasts ten hours.
WICKED
Popular: Muse has gotten a bit of a big head with their newfound popularity. Feeling vain? Lasts eight hours.
Defying Gravity: The muse is having a hard time staying on the ground. HELP! Lasts five hours.
No Good Deed: With all of the awful things that have happened in the past, the muse seems to have darkened a little. Lasts for twelve hours or until the mun says enough is enough.
CABARET
So What: Muse cannot force themselves to care about anything. Lasts ten hours.
Don't Tell Mama: The muse has a secret and has to share it with someone! Will end once the secret has been shared!
It Couldn't Please Me More: The muse finds they just cannot be satisfied by anything. Nothing is good enough. Lasts six hours.
THE KING AND I
I Whistle a Happy Tune: Muse is easily frightened for ten hours. When frightened, they find themselves whistling.
Shall I Tell You What I Think Of You?: The muse is completely honest for two days and cannot lie. No white lies, either. Anything that slips out of their mouth will be the full truth. six hours.
We Kiss in a Shadow: Muse is in the mood for a romantic rendezvous. If not in a relationship, the muse will have the desire to flirt in secret with someone they have strong feelings for. Twenty-four hour duration.
MY FAIR LADY
Wouldn't It Be Loverly: Muse is feeling a bit needy and wants to be pampered. Lasts eight hours. How about a foot rub and some chocolate?
The Rain in Spain: There is a literal cloud of rain over the muse's head. Grab an umbrella. Duration of six hours. This could get annoying.
Show Me: The muse wants less talking and more doing. The next person to talk to the muse will have a very impatient person to deal with. Lasts five hours or until the muse's buttons are pushed hard enough.
CURTAINS
I Miss the Music: The muse misses someone. A friend, a lover. Who? Lasts five hours.
He Did It: Paranoia strikes the muse and they are very suspicious of everyone. Mun's choice.
Thataway!: The muse will follow the next person to send an ask. Lasts six hours.
SWEENEY TODD
My Friends: Muse is feeling very abandoned and dark. Lasts ten hours.
Not While I'm Around: Muse is feeling protective and will now select close friends to remind that they are always going to be safe "while they are around". Protectiveness lasts twenty-four hours and will cause muse to act if anyone comes into grave danger during this time.
Johanna: The muse cannot stop following the person they care about. This is going to be a problem if that person doesn't know their name. Lasts ten hours.
HAIR
Hair: The muse has removed their clothes and will not put them back on for six hours.
Where Do I Go?: The muse is suddenly lost for five hours and cannot find their way back.
Flesh Failures: Muse is unable to speak for ten hours.
THE SOUND OF MUSIC
My Favorite Things: Muse cannot stop talking about their favorite things. Six Hours.
The Sound of Music: The muse will not stop spinning. If they stop spinning, it isn't for long. Lasts two hours. (It looked cool on the movie, let's see you try this over and over.)
Climb Ev'ry Mountain: Muse is very determined to achieve something they have been thinking of. Six hour duration or unless the mun decides this is the fire the muse needed to work on objective.
PETER PAN
Tender Shepherd: The muse is just so sleepy they can't help nodding off all the time. Lasts five hours.
I Gotta Crow: Muse is just so happy they could burst! They'll share why they're so happy with everyone, too! Lasts eight hours.
I Won't Grow Up: Muse is now a child (anon specifies what age) for twenty-four hours.
INTO THE WOODS
Agony: The muse is overcome with agony in their (anon specifies what body part). Lasts eight hours. Alternatively, anon can choose option two! Agony 2 is the muse has been having thoughts of cheating and is now making them public. This option lasts five hours.
Stay With Me: The muse refuses to be alone for six hours and will persuade people to stay with them.
Children Will Listen: Muse speaks in morals when they are finished speaking for six hours. ("The moral of the story is...")
CINDERELLA
In My Own Little Corner: The muse feels crushed and lacks self esteem. Things are only possible in their own little corner. Lasts five hours.
Impossible: Everything is very impossible for the muse. There's no such thing as magic or wonderful things that even were once very normal to them. Ten hour duration.
Stepsister's Lament: Muse is feeling very surly and sorry about themselves for eight hours.
THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL
Into the Fire: Muse is feeling very optimistic and feels like they can take on the world in the name of achieving some seemingly impossible task. Lasts five hours.
Creation of Man: Muse becomes obsessed with fine clothes and tries to convince everyone who speaks with them to assist them on a quest to make the perfect clothing. Lasts three hours.
The Riddle: Muse feels that they can't trust anyone, not even their closest friends, and feel they must lie about everything in their lives. Lasts one day.
light green renaissance dress king and queen
A dress from the 1500s that belonged to Eleanor of Toledo
It’s funny how much fashion and body image has changed over the years.
When looking at this painting of Arnolfini and his new bride Giovanna (Jan van Eyck, c. 1434), people assume she’s pregnant. In truth, she’s bustling her skirt as was the fashion there to APPEAR pregnant. A lot of women, married and otherwise, posed this way because it was an ultimate status of beauty - you’re fertile, and pushing out babies was your only duty in life.
Now women are ashamed of how their bodies look while and after they’re pregnant. We do whatever we can to hide our bellies.
Makes me love the show “How to Look Good Naked” even more.