Wake Me If The Wifi's On.

29, Trans woman (she/they/it). Bisexual. If anyone wants to know, I believe that asexual and trans people are valid members of the LGBT community, so leave them be.

[kyssimmee]

my seven drawings

[gollancz]

THE BURN LINE by @jonnywaistcoat is out in the UK in TWO DAYS.

West End Lane Books are offering signed editions (with international shipping, if North America can't wait the six addition weeks for your banging edition)

Not to bang my drum, but did you know buying a book on launch day/pre-ordering it, can massively help publishers to support authors? If you think you might want it eventually, make eventually NOW! I'm giving you permission in case anyone asks. I told you to do it.

[ayeforscotland]

It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.

Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.

[ayeforscotland]

Shitposting at its finest.

[happinessasthebaddest]

⛓️‍💥

[brothermouse-skeleton]

"Gandalf, buddy? What have you got there?"

"Oh him? That my emotional support hobbit."

"Uh huh. And what he got?"

"That's my hobbit's emotional support hobbit."

"And I suppose those two are also emotional support hobbits as well?"

"No, of course not. Those two are my emotional distress hobbits."

".....?"

"Keeps me on my toes."

[penny-anna]

what the hell is going on

[penny-anna]

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

[penny-anna]

Please god it would be so funny

[penny-anna]

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

[areyouleadingorami]

thinking about how stratt packed for grace, got him ramen, made sure the coffee was to his liking, packed him the earth bean bag she took when they first met, packed him all of his silly shirts, even the cat one she judged him for, got tons of letters from his students to encourage him and packed a picture of him, topping it all off with a fox because she knew he liked them.

and people try to say they hated each other.

[kyoshi-lesbians]

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

[kyoshi-lesbians]

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

[kyoshi-lesbians]

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

[edgar-allan-possum]

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

[library-graffiti]

Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:

[clearascountryair]

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[terriwriting]

Sokka: “My girlfriend turned into the moon.”

Zuko: “I know.” “Yes.” “She sure did.” “Uh huh.” “Tell me something new.” “Are we still talking about that?” “That’s rough, buddy.”

[alexseanchai]

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

[uberguber89]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

[wiliecoyotegenius]

vice dot com I do not think that's legal

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[misandrynistic]

this has me in absolute fucking shambles. like actual agony.

[misandrynistic]

"you have gay eyes" is like. what the fuck does that mean. but also he does.

[romanimp]

What kind of borg implants would you like Seven to have had?

All of 'em. In my ideal world she is just a smidge shy of fully robot. The kind of Borg that's only incidentally human.

[paksthestoic]

in a beautiful world where i do not have to dream of fist fighting brannon braga and rick berman, seven gets to stay closer to her appearance in The Gift.

[romanimp]

exactly EXACTLY

[romans-art]

something like this idk I guess I just want her to be a terminator and kiss girls while looking like a terminator

[michaelnordeman]

Roe Deer/Capreolus capreolus/rådjur. Värmland, Sweden (4 July 2020).

[ryan-sometimes]

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

[ryan-sometimes]

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

[winnie-wine]

[bigfatbreak]

warmup of the day is: discord's transformation lessons

Twilight does her best to look like she once did, but there are details that time has buffed away, whether she knows it or not.

[knightofleo]

[demonicae]

SOUND. ON.

soundonsoundonsoundonsoundonsoundon!

[lyrastrangeart]

New profile pic : Shaw from Person of interest <3