I Am Not A Robot

escaping goblins to be caught by wolves. Hello.

[portentous-offerings]

some gags inspired by Ml spoilers.

second part inspired by @beatonna​‘s Javert comic.

[ragnell]

Had it up to here with fascist white-boy apologia in the Star Wars fandom

Kylo is like if the son of an iconic feminist joined the alt right, then shot up his uncle’s place of worship and after years of running wild in the underground neo-Nazi scene emerged to murder his father. Just because some ugly dude on telepathic Force-chan introduced him to the tenents of fascist philosophy and edgelorddom while he was living with his clergyman uncle doesn’t mean he was brainwashed.

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

Honestly I’m howling because this is exactly canon

[danielkanhai]

sometimes, when i want to really treat myself, i turn my phone brightness up juust a little bit. i feel like i’m splurging. like i’m living a king’s life. sometimes i turn it up all the way and i’m like, “this is what god’s phone screen looks like.”

[finalsmashcomic-deactivated2018]

Mimikyu’s Halloween Story

I like to imagine Mimikyu makes their Halloween costumes every year now. :) Happy Halloween, everybody!

Full image version

[nae-design]

Halloween GIFs by Stefanie Shank

[clearslime]

get your kins here - ShindanMaker (en)

[uranusign]

I got Rick Sanchez and I’ll burn down the government before I accept this

[wahbegan]

Ironically enough, that’s an incredibly Rick Sanchez thing to say

[ask-me-about-loom]

I want out

[floppywiener10116]

🌸 DOUBLES DONT INTERACT! 🌸

[janet-snakeholemacklin]

TREAT YO SELF, 2015!

(First aired October 13, 2011)

[moorepls]

IT’S’ TREAT YO SELF DAY Y’ALL!!!!!! Everybody do something fantastic for themselves today!

[icestrings]

[lalunaunita]

I’ve read this before, but it’s just so refreshing.

[localstarboy]

She bought 48 hot pickles. Fourty. Eight. hot pickles.

[stephanemiroux]

I did this with Hot Fries. I bought 6 cases.

[karnythia]

I do this with Flaming Hot Cheetos, Albanese, gummies, & Affy Tapples. I regret nothing.

[soothseay-deactivated20201009]

This the funniest thing I’ve seen in months.

[nyokoko]

I laughed too fucking hard at this oh my god. This is me and gummy bears tho.

[localstarboy]

All the black peoples’ reactions have me fuckin screaming lmao

[danajohnsonnn]

Dude said chill out 😂

[trxlljxrdvn]

bruh the lady closed the window AND locked it 😂😂😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

“I ain’t got no box cutter or nothing” 😭😭😭

[felicitysmoak-archived]

[gaypussyretard]

cat astrology

[daeneryskairipa]

[beesmygod]

found in an FBI report/transcript of an on-board recording of the s.s. el faro 

[concisely-confused]

For context: the s.s. el faro sunk in a tropical storm and that was the last thing that the ship recorded.

[bruce-wayne]

Works every time.

[victorsatoru]

Grandma… It’s me, Anastasia!

[thatidomagirl]

I hate you all

[ultralaser]

gandalf wins for dramatically removing his cape to reveal a second cape.

[swarnpert]

let’s have bingo raves

[swarnpert]

*electronic buildup* the next number is…… *music stops* G 45 *bass drops*