Shifty Eyes, Shady

[itsamberlynn]

Friday Morning Lights 🌵

[imdatingurdad]

Embracing my demons. French kissing them. Might fuck them.

[iwonderifheavenhasleanandpercs]

[cat-cosplay]

Just informed them there won't be a Second Breakfast... nor an Elevenses.

[jaxblade]

Land Before Time motivates a proper diet 🍃🍃🍃

[talkingsoup]

everyone had a phase as a kid where they wanted to eat random leafs off of trees and land before time is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT responsible for this phenomenon

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Both of these responses radiate terrifying energy, but on different wavelengths.

[icarusfellintomyarms]

I can't identify the emotion this woman's commentary is making me feel

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

olive you can't leave this in the tags

[brattylikestoeat]

[genderfluid-lord-licorice]

i am being seduced

[d20trashcan]

I'm at a confusing point where 1. I feel like I am being seduced and struggling with gay panic but also 2. Feel like I'm being intimidated by her cooking skills and want to one up her in making a better meal. I am competitive when it comes to cooking and baking.....

[virginiewoolf]

Franz Kafka, in a letter to Milena Jesenská, from Letters to Milena.

[mexicali101photos]

[shiftythrifting]

I almost bought this ominous box.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

[text-mode]

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

[smolmzd-deactivated20150612]

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

[undergroundmonorail]

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

[amorosi-deactivated20220605]

You disrespect yourself when you beg someone for BARE MINIMUM things like love, attention, respect, affection, support, reciprocation, etc. Don’t do that shit again.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I miss being hot and studious in the library :(

[threemoreyears]

Now it’s just called doing my job :(

[zinjanthropusboisei]

“Uprisings and revolutions are often considered to be spontaneous, but less visible long-term organizing and groundwork - or underground work - often laid the foundation.”

My twin got me a signed copy of Hope in the Dark by Rebecca Solnit for our birthday, and it’s been a comforting read this winter break.

[strangeasanjles-deactivated2019]

My two favorite subjects, mycology and revolution.

[proteusolm]

Obsessed with tree #3. Adding that bad boy to the list of actively hilarious bonsai trees.

[merak-zoran]

Even funnier is his choice of shirt featuring Peter Chan, owner of Heron's Bonsai in the UK and one of the best bonsai artists living today

[witch---image-deactivated201902]

I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

[tattersby]

Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.