EL GUERO, ESQ.

Attorney. Fitblr. Writer. Undercover Chicano.

[fairycosmos]

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

[starrynightsxo]

[pvstelprinxess]

good morning.. we made it to Friday :)

[itscaliforniafeelings]

[cannibalchicken]

[thememedaddy]

[lexdura]

Karaoke host asked if he could take a 10 second video of me singing so either I'm pretty good or really bad. We'll find out tomorrow on the town social media!

[lexdura]

"Can I have a Fireball, a water, and a Jack and Diet?"

"Sir, are you here for karaoke night?"

[visenyaism]

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

[visenyaism]

In Northern Virginia the country of my birth people kill you with their car because you deserve it. sic semper tyrannis

[8syntheticanimal8]

[ulasamazsiniz]

[916gawd-deactivated20190411]

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[depsidase]

[lycions]

x

[instant-oatmeal]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[greycielo]

I wish you guys weren't imaginary and trapped in my phone