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~~> Greetings, greetingss!<~~
uhhh yeah this is an ask blog for my ultrakill oc (April 1st 1801- April 1st 1835) that I made solely out of boredom
Run by @pressurehqsleftarm
Do NAWT expect me to be consistently active, sorry
Rules:
Don’t make sexual jokes, light flirting is alright (ONLY for non-canon characters, sorry-not-sorry)
I genuinely have zero idea just don’t be weird
Oh also proshippers DNI
ref beneath the cut
Oh, OW. Lord above, that’s bright.
Ahem! Apologies, I mean—Greetings, King Sisyphus! I’m rejoiced to meet a fellow prime soul after oh-so-long, especially such a legendary figure such as you. I’ve almost a thousand questions running about my head, but I’d hate to bore you.
Oh my, I nearly forgot to introduce myself. Queen Gialistri, Fraud’s not one and only ruler. I hope the name rings a bell, though I suppose I wouldn’t be surprised if it didn’t, considering how late I arrived in this organic oven!
“Queen Gialistri? I didn't know there were more royals in Hell. No, I fear I do not know you, but surprise me, Queen Gialistri, you can ask and tell me anything. I am quite bored, so.. amuse me.”
*He was jesting, obviously, he found fun the way she talked, so he wanted to joke about it. He tilted his head, standing tall in front of Gialistri.*
So you’re fine with questions? Good, good, because I assure you I have quite a lot!
Ok ok—first of all, you and King Minos are, ahem, romantically involved, yes? I’d assume that means you and him knew each other for at least a short while before.. That mutated pigeon archangel came down and put a stop to your efforts. If you can remember, how were things between your kingdoms at the time? I’ve been missing many small details in my documentation, and I’d like to flesh it out a little.
“We were very good friends, great allies, we had an alliance, and our kingdoms fought together against any threat. Our kingdoms have always complemented each other very well, mine is focused on war, his is focused on protecting.”
*..He shone brighter as he got to talk about his husband.. he seemed even excited to do so.*
Interesting. I see you two must be quite fond of eachother!
Next question—do you know have an estimate as to how long the renaissance and insurrection lasted? Surprisingly, I found it absurdly hard to deduce how long Heaven was drawn back from Hell, and I have a feeling my guesses weren’t the most accurate.
“..I fear I cannot remember how long it was.. A lot of things have been happening recently, my mind has forgotten. I apologize if this is not what you expected..”
Oh, worry not! I know just how fickle memory can be, and I simple cannot blame you for it.
Hm.. I think it’s about time that I go tend to some events in Fraud. I thank you very much for your time, and may we meet again!
Oh, OW. Lord above, that’s bright.
Ahem! Apologies, I mean—Greetings, King Sisyphus! I’m rejoiced to meet a fellow prime soul after oh-so-long, especially such a legendary figure such as you. I’ve almost a thousand questions running about my head, but I’d hate to bore you.
Oh my, I nearly forgot to introduce myself. Queen Gialistri, Fraud’s not one and only ruler. I hope the name rings a bell, though I suppose I wouldn’t be surprised if it didn’t, considering how late I arrived in this organic oven!
“Queen Gialistri? I didn't know there were more royals in Hell. No, I fear I do not know you, but surprise me, Queen Gialistri, you can ask and tell me anything. I am quite bored, so.. amuse me.”
*He was jesting, obviously, he found fun the way she talked, so he wanted to joke about it. He tilted his head, standing tall in front of Gialistri.*
So you’re fine with questions? Good, good, because I assure you I have quite a lot!
Ok ok—first of all, you and King Minos are, ahem, romantically involved, yes? I’d assume that means you and him knew each other for at least a short while before.. That mutated pigeon archangel came down and put a stop to your efforts. If you can remember, how were things between your kingdoms at the time? I’ve been missing many small details in my documentation, and I’d like to flesh it out a little.
“We were very good friends, great allies, we had an alliance, and our kingdoms fought together against any threat. Our kingdoms have always complemented each other very well, mine is focused on war, his is focused on protecting.”
*..He shone brighter as he got to talk about his husband.. he seemed even excited to do so.*
Interesting. I see you two must be quite fond of eachother!
Next question—do you know have an estimate as to how long the renaissance and insurrection lasted? Surprisingly, I found it absurdly hard to deduce how long Heaven was drawn back from Hell, and I have a feeling my guesses weren’t the most accurate.
Oh, OW. Lord above, that’s bright.
Ahem! Apologies, I mean—Greetings, King Sisyphus! I’m rejoiced to meet a fellow prime soul after oh-so-long, especially such a legendary figure such as you. I’ve almost a thousand questions running about my head, but I’d hate to bore you.
Oh my, I nearly forgot to introduce myself. Queen Gialistri, Fraud’s not one and only ruler. I hope the name rings a bell, though I suppose I wouldn’t be surprised if it didn’t, considering how late I arrived in this organic oven!
“Queen Gialistri? I didn't know there were more royals in Hell. No, I fear I do not know you, but surprise me, Queen Gialistri, you can ask and tell me anything. I am quite bored, so.. amuse me.”
*He was jesting, obviously, he found fun the way she talked, so he wanted to joke about it. He tilted his head, standing tall in front of Gialistri.*
So you’re fine with questions? Good, good, because I assure you I have quite a lot!
Ok ok—first of all, you and King Minos are, ahem, romantically involved, yes? I’d assume that means you and him knew each other for at least a short while before.. That mutated pigeon archangel came down and put a stop to your efforts. If you can remember, how were things between your kingdoms at the time? I’ve been missing many small details in my documentation, and I’d like to flesh it out a little.
Gabriel, I made a horrible mistake. I fed ONE pigeon—ONE—and now every-time I slither outside, there’s an entire pigeon mob waiting to ambush me. Is there any way to dispel them!? It’s seriously driving me up the wall!
No, they’re your flock now. Take responsibility.
GABRIEEEL. GABRIEL DON’T LEAVE ME HEREEEEA
SUFFER.
PLEEASE GABRIEL I’M ALREADY A SINGLE CREATOR OF ONE I CAN’T WELCOME 80 HELLISH PIGEONS INTO MY LIFE
Gabriel, I made a horrible mistake. I fed ONE pigeon—ONE—and now every-time I slither outside, there’s an entire pigeon mob waiting to ambush me. Is there any way to dispel them!? It’s seriously driving me up the wall!
No, they’re your flock now. Take responsibility.
GABRIEEEL. GABRIEL DON’T LEAVE ME HEREEEEA
What’s your favorite food
Ehh..It used to be toast with egregious amounts of butter, but now I’d have to say either doves or mice.
//Hello everyone, I just wanted to share something. Please block and report @/inexactgolem63. They have been known to have NSFW on display for everyone to see, including NSFW with minors. They have also repeatedly disrespected the boundaries of many role players in the space, including myself.
@lust-layer-mindflayer @manywingedangel @divine-intervention-be-upon-ye
Please, share this. You don't have to, obviously, but it would help.
I’m going to replace all of the pillows in Fraud with feather-filled ones.
Your feathers, of course.
WHY MY FEATHERS. ARE MINE LIKE…COMFORTABLE OR SOMETHING.
Well I mean…ugh dumb question
I would HOPE my feathers are soft-
Why…just why-
Ehhh. Just because I’m bored, yknow, the usual!
Now STOP RUNNING.
No in fact I’m going to start RUNNING FASTER
WHY IS YOU BEING BORED EQUATE MY SUFFERING
*he starts scrambling away and trips before being able to take off*
STAY AWAY FROM ME
I SAID, STOP RUNNING! YOU’RE ONLY GOING TO MAKE THIS MORE PAINFUL FOR YOURSELF, YOU ROTUND, MUTATED BIRD!
I’m going to replace all of the pillows in Fraud with feather-filled ones.
Your feathers, of course.
WHY MY FEATHERS. ARE MINE LIKE…COMFORTABLE OR SOMETHING.
Well I mean…ugh dumb question
I would HOPE my feathers are soft-
Why…just why-
Ehhh. Just because I’m bored, yknow, the usual!
Now STOP RUNNING.
@power-of-an-angel
Ooc- this isn't king sisyphus or even Ultrakill related
But I made this dinky lil shit for the discord server on solidworks
Omg ugly fucking thing
Leave my son alone
Kill it at once. Disgusting creature.
You only say that cuz your son is uglier
How DARE YOU!? Fool is far from ugly! My little creature is handsomest thing to ever live in Hell, you judgmental overgrown heater!
Where you are sitting ultrakill edition
I’m jumping out of the plane.
I refuse to be in the same vicinity of ANYONE listed there for more than two minutes.
MY LEGS AAGHHH MY FUCKING LEGS HQ I SWEAR ON GABRIEL’S LIFE I’M GOING TO KILL YOU GIVE ME BACK MY LEGS
(for context: see gialistri’s new ref on the intro post,, also for more context since i don’t really actually state my name around here much the mod is called hq)
Ooc- this isn't king sisyphus or even Ultrakill related
But I made this dinky lil shit for the discord server on solidworks
Omg ugly fucking thing
Leave my son alone
Kill it at once. Disgusting creature.
GABRIEL DONT GO TO FRUAD ITS SCARYYY
- A very confused and scared V1
@bluegopro
I wasn't planning on it..?
Why not? I baked cookies, Gabriel.
It’s not Ike the lead in them can kill you anyway!
@totallyrealandawesomefraudqueen
Uhhh ooc here-
Hey
So how's retconning half of your askblog goin?
You ok?
Horrible
Joking, I don’t really mind tbh I’m just glad Fraud is here lol
Have you played it yet?
Cuz sadly
You got retconned out of your layer
I’m at 2-2 atm
I think I might as well just ignore being retconned, I love this blog and Gialistri too much to drop them
