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[matthejew-blog]

Kaiser, a police dog, being saluted as he walks to be laid to rest after being diagnosed with severe kidney disease.

[fishtwigz]

this is the first post to actually make me cry

[jessicaisgray]

[unculture]

the rock is fucking precious

[langsettttttte]

[foodopia]

Portobello Burgers

[meesterdragon-deactivated201608]

Holy looks like meatiest tasting burger how can i get 50 of em

[toolatelizlemon]

BRIAN, THE BUNS ARE MADE OF MUSHROOMS

[meesterdragon-deactivated201608]

I KNOW WHAT A PORTABELLO MUSHROOM IS, I LOVE SHROOMS (the legal kinds used in cooking) I made stuffed ones before and it was frigging amazing So meaty and rich :’)

[spacedlexi]

parents making sex jokes

[adriofthedead]

grandparents making sex jokes

[somegoat-blog]

nine-year-olds making sex jokes

[steaku]

nine-year-olds

[abiglock]

NINE

[thebabbagepatch]

NEIN

[domina-domina-omnimalum-blog]

[sheeporghini]

[star-spangled-jackass]

Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

[hapsical-deactivated20140724]

[frails-deactivated20200726]

fuck I want this

[drunkenlyhere]

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

[officialfuckboixxxxxxx]

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

[danglingthpider]

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

[4gifs]

[not-obama]

i just love how nickelodeon made a subtle joke about boobs.

[guccier]

omg

[february1878]

[polarisopposites-blog]

this is one of my favorite posts

[mpreg-onceler-deactivated201604]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH GOD i SNORTED FCUK OH GOD

[vashthestampedee]

"I’m ready sweetcheeks"

[throwaway1230194-blog]

late valentines lunch! obligatory post to optimize carol's chance for getting into college muahahahaha. <3

[4gifs]

[10knotes]

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

[omg-relatable]

[lazuli43]

[drommy]

aww

[vaginal-erection]

the picture that started a war

[catleecious]

[unimpressedcats]

King of the jungle

[blackrose813]

[pocketsizedpsycho-deactivated20]

that one is never going to make detective.

[yurifurryintheshadows]

[10knotes]

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

[trolling-lover-blog]

[throwaway1230194-blog]

fuffuster:

why would you make a pokemon try to operate a camera when there are like 20 people there

WTF???? exxecutor is that big??? i thought he'd just be the size of a walking pineapple >__>