McFreaking Lovin' It

☣⍴anѕeхυal☣Agender☣тнeм☣ ☣ιм lovιn' ιт☣ My name's Thumps and I'm just an average, tumblr artist, with undecided dreams. •Homestuck••GravityFalls• •Steven Universe••OTGW• •Classic Shit and Comedy Gold• You can ask me questions for the heck of it or send me art suggestions.

[thumpastic]

So I suddenly got swept into this thing called #Wtnv #wtnvradio #welcometonightvale #myart #cecil #paranormalactivities #darkhumoristhebesthumor #podcast #imlovinit

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[tastefullyoffensive]

by John McNamee

[thumpastic]

SHIT. (Conversing with pseudoelogia)

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When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

[meladoodle]

everything we look at is distorted by the fact that the speed of light is finite. when you see me irl, i’m about 5 to 6 nano seconds away from your eyes. which means, when you look at me, you are seeing what i looked like 5 to 6 nanoseconds ago. 5 to 6 nanoseconds in the past. i’ve changed since then. im cuter now. trust me. 

[thumpastic]

The few times you actually get on snapchat.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every Jurassic Park film I am disappointed the Universal Logo isn’t an ancient version of the earth’s continents.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If someone asks you to spell part backwards. Don’t. It’s a trap.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Water is snowman blood

[just-shower-thoughts]

Waldo’s mom must be worried sick.

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I have lived in the same house for almost 20 years. I wonder if there is a place on the floor that my foot hasn’t touched.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ziploc should make the bags that cereal comes in.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You can become the nicest person on earth by killing everybody who is nicer than you.

[sailorfailures]

[sailorfailures]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

contouring is getting so xtreme

[deadinthedaisies]

She went like 4 shades lighter

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cat having a sneeze attack

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