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Me: Do you want me to sing the song of my people?
My son: No! NO! PLEASE NO-
Me: Snape, snape, Severus Snape....
My son: NO! PLEASE NO!!
Me: DUMBLEDORE!!!

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@thunderbird010730
The song of my people:
Me: Do you want me to sing the song of my people?
My son: No! NO! PLEASE NO-
Me: Snape, snape, Severus Snape....
My son: NO! PLEASE NO!!
Me: DUMBLEDORE!!!
Fawkes the Phoenix was based on a harpy eagle, howmcute would a kestrel phoenix be with a peacock tail and train?
this is a Good Opportunity considering i was never a big fan of fawkes’ movie design how about
 ok but what about
@triruntu
@elodieunderglass uhhhhhh… Birb?
I Suggest we Consider:
AQUATIC (penguin)
No wait
this is terrible
put it back
the poor thing
why would anyone do this
I dunno, I kinda love it… :D
It’s a fine line to tread when you’re breeding your phoenix. A swan is good:
Elegant
Classic
Like Cleopatra, he burns upon the water
Equal parts beauty and danger
Full of Secrets
But take it a few genes to the left and you’ve got a GOOSE
A raptor if raptors were total idiots
Neither beauty nor grace
Full of Hate
Has so much poop for you
(Make no mistake, a swan will mess you up just as hard as a goose. But it is the difference between being slain with a katana and getting whacked with a bag of old potatoes.)
It got better
@elodieunderglass
Oh my God someone actually drew a Good Version of my Dubious Penguin????? And THEN someone added a sweonix (swan phoenix)? Oh man, this is the stuff you miss when you’re in the middle of a reblog chain.
@english-history-trip that is some powerful art, and I respect the trip that it represents from the sublime to the absurd, for in this journey we find enlightenment.
@keire-ke your magnificent penguin art represents the other side of the journey, which takes us from the absurd to the powerful. In this journey we find truth.
According to some sources, the legend of the phoenix might be derived from another bird noted for it’s striking appearance and who, indeed, are of the order Phoenicopterus
You know what birds those are?
FLAMINGOS!
Just saying…. if someone wanted to try ANOTHER take on Fawkes….
This is terrible and I feel like I should apologise, but really, it’s @iconuk01‘s fault.
Also I am not a certified Birb artist.
Never
Apologize
For
Shaming
Herodotus
so I’m speaking hypothetically here but is there any reason we can’t move the whole Phoenix thing backwards up the dinosaur family tree a little bit?
T-Rex Phoenix. that’s where I’m going with this.
Bunjy I think that’s a Dragon.
I know but please let me cross the streams just this once
HEY BUNJY.
CONSIDER YOUR STREAMS CROSSED.
Did you know that the legend of the Phoenix is said to be able to shape-shift into other birds. It's actual size being that of a house.
I was searching for something 'Harry Potter' related and instead of writing 'Potter' I accidentally wrote 'pottie' instead.
I think Draco Malfoy would be proud.
(Watching Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone)(scene: Harry tried to grab a letter from the air)
Friend: If he was in Ravenclaw, he would off just got one from the floor.
Me: If Harry was in Ravenclaw he would of shoved the FIRST letter in his cupboard before entering the kitchen. Knowing what his uncle and aunt would do.
Friend:...
Me:....
Friend: Touche.
With all the mask wearing why has no one been more creative with. I mean why have I not spotted anyone with a mask like Ken Kaneki from Tokyo ghoul. Or something like Kakashi Hatake. Come on people be more creative.
Friend: would you say you are obsessed with harry potter?
Me: *grabs wand* maybe.
Me: *fixes Gryffindor tie* why do you ask?
Friend: I was just wondering on that a scale of 1 to ten how obsessed with Harry potter are you? *watches as I put on my cloak*
Me: *turns and looks at friend with serious face* 394
Friend: *face palm*
The homeless veteran
Veteran(homeless with HUDVAS to help with housing): Do you take HUDVAS?
Apartment s in the area: sorry no
Veteran(homeless with hudvas): hi do you take HUDVAS?
Other apartments in the area: yes but it's twenty dollars higher then your cap and we won lower it.
Veteran(still homeless trying not to cry on the phone because they are trying to get life together but world seems to not want that to happen): thank you for your time
That moment you realize that your sons a Slytherin.
Am I the only one to realize that Ginny’s eyes go from green to brown in the span of book two to book seven.
Friend: so I think marriage with food would be a good marriage for me.
Me: well until it runs out.
Friend: .....
Friend: what do I do with this whole pizza?
Me: fold it and eat it like a taco.