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TEXT: FOSTER

Jackson: AYYYYYYYYY happy snappy birthday fosteroo!!!

i would like to go on the record and confess that i love and support callum cormac and wish him the best in everything forever and always.

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We all support ya, kid. I know, I know. It’s totes uncool when ya teach is nice to ya, but we gotchya back.

#confessions;

BLOG POST;

I know it ain’t my dang place as a professional, but I will not tolerate any kind of bullying, blatant homophobia, and I will not stand for anyone being forced to make a decision that they’re not ready to. If I find out that this was any one of my students, you’ll be out of this place faster than you can blink.

#blog post;

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daisy knows she ain’t good enough for reuben, right?

(via confessmessina)

That isn’t nice, not at all. Daisy is one of the loveliest and most beautiful women I know. No one deserves her, actually. I don’t get angry often but this was out of order.

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DANGITY DANG, JAXY IS A FAN.

#confessions;#reuben

.ctrlchloe:

Sometimes biological families can be stressful to deal with. Choosing your family doesn’t seem like such a bad idea. Oswald… sounds just as strange, but I’m sure he suits it. I had to get a tutor for Math, but it did wonders. Well, ‘wonders’ in the sense that I managed to graduate with a B in Trig and Calculus, but I still can’t do mental arithmetic to save myself. What good could come from an accident, except monetary compensation? Is that what you were talking about? Oh, I suppose my family are just rather fortunate. I’m sure my sister will one day make use of their money as well…

Awh, heck, biological families stink. Are yours kinda terrible? He does, honest! Dang, a B in Trig and Calculus is darn impressive, don’t sweat it, chickadee! Nawh, no money. I just... Met some swell people in the process. Oh yeah? What’s your sister like? She got big plans?

#chloe

.ctrlchloe:

Are they adoptive sisters? Or simply two girls that you know and are close enough with to call them your sisters? Oz is a rather… strange name. It reminds me of the Judy Garland film. Oh, sorry, I’m afraid I can’t even give you a snippet or anecdote from my own time in gym class because I did everything I could to avoid it… That sounds awful about your accident though. Was it serious? Trust me, I am far from royalty. My sister’s friend was one of Kate Middleton’s schoolmates, but that’s where our connections with the English monarchy begin and end.

Oh, nawh. Just close. I don’t have a whole lotta biological family but Daise and Eves are all I need! Ozzy! It’s short for Oswald, is that weirder or nawh? July Gar- oh. The Wizard of Oswald Sullivan, I likey. S’cool, s’cool. Gym’s not for everyone. I spent my entire Junior year skiving, and flunking, Math, so I feel ya. Eh, wasn’t so bad. I’m all healed up now and some good definitely came from it. Oh, dangity dang, huh! Kate Middleton, that’s pretty neato, still. But aight, what’s with all the cash money, then? I mean, not that I’m judging, fo’sho. I’m just curious. You’re making good use of it, right? So that’s pretty darn admirable.

#chloe

.ctrlchloe:

Your girls? Do you mean your daughters, or more of a colloquial ‘girls’? Oh, are you a teacher than? What do you teach? I do agree that children can be a certain degree of evil though… I never know how to act around them. I understood and appreciated your pun, although I wouldn’t say I’m a big deal. My family haven’t exactly climbed up the ranks enough to be seen as more of the well known humanitarian organisations, and it’s terribly difficult to get my sisters involved sometimes.

Nawh, not daughters. My girls, they’re my sisters, but they ain’t blood sisters, ya feel? They’re my girls, my number one. Oz, you gotta meet Oz. Best guy I know, he’d never elbow you, like, ever. I’m a gym teacher! Nothing to applaud, but ya know. They ain’t so bad really, but they like making my life hell. I had an accident in class one time and the whole shebang ended up on youtube, and chapsnat. Ooh, you come from old money, hm? What are you? A Lord- no. A Lordette, a Lady- Golly, gee, oh my, are you royalty?

#chloe

.ctrlchloe:

Why don’t we start with people who don’t rudely elbow me on the subway? Do you think you can find me a few of those, perhaps? I’m terribly sorry about the lack of hunks. I founded my own wildlife sanctuaries and bought land for reserves to decrease the risk of poaching.

Ooosh, fo’sho! My girls Eves and Daise, they’re the best of the best of the best. They won’t shove or prod atcha! Keep away from any and all of my students, a teeny tiny part of Satan lives in those kids. Wowzers, chickadee, that’s pretty gosh darn wild! Pun intended. You’re kinda a big deal then?

#chloe

.ctrlchloe:

Do let me know when you find the good city woah’s, hm? I haven’t stumbled across them yet. That wouldn’t be the first time that I’ve been confused with Jane, but I don’t mind the mix-up. We ladies should definitely aspire to be more like Jane Porter. I wouldn’t hold your breath on the hunks though. I spent the majority of my time with giraffes and lions and elephants.

There’s plenty of good woah's! I promise! Whaddaya after? People or places or things or oddities or other words that I can’t think of right now? Heyoooo, our very own Jane Porter! Love love loving this. No hunks, though? Not sure we can be friends, muffin. Soz. Okey, jay-kay! But giraffes, lions, and elephants? What exactly do you do, oh mysterious one?

#chloe

.ctrlchloe:

Sorry, doozy’s? What’s a doozy if it can be both good and bad? Should you not mind my asking, that is. And well, I’ve been in Africa, actually. In and out of the savanna for my business.

Y’know. Something kinda woah. Sometimes a good woah, and sometimes a not so swell woah. Africa? Savanna? Me, oh my, are you Jane Porter? Should I expect a hunk in only trunks to come swinging on by?

#chloe

.ctrlchloe:

You can say that again. I forgot just how busy the city could be, and how rude the people in it are.

Well if that ain’t the truth! They ain’t all the worst though, right? Big city type folk, I mean. There’s some right doozy’s around here, I’m telling ya. Both in a good and a bad way, I guess. Where you been hiding yourself all this time if ya ain’t been in the city? I gots allllll these questions so you’re gonna have to be patient with me, chickadee!

#chloe #ooc: that's ok!!!!#ooc: this is my first time giffing jaxy so apologies if he's a bit off cos i still get a little uncertain about his voice :')

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Being back home is… strenuous, to say the least.

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Oosh, what’s kickin’? Home life got ya all in a tizzy, huh?

#chloe

TEXT: SIMON

Jackson: haaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppyyyyyy birthdaaaaaaaaayyyyy! have a crazy wicked cool day hudders!

#texts: simon #simon

@jaxthedestroyer: WAIT WAIT WAIT I HAVE A BETTER ONE

@jaxthedestroyer: i wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me

@jaxthedestroyer: #ihaveablackeye #justhollybeckerthings

#messina tweets;

@jaxthedestroyer: have you ever tried to eat a clock

@jaxthedestroyer: it's very time consuming

@jaxthedestroyer: why don't some couples go to the gym

@jaxthedestroyer: because some relationships don't work out

@jaxthedestroyer: i wasn't originally gonna get a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind

@jaxthedestroyer: hahahahahahahaha

#messina tweets;#ooc: when i never play jax and then decide to be the Worst

@jaxthedestroyer: HASHTAG SHOOKEN HASHTAG STEVE HARVEY OUT THERE THANKING HIS LUCKY STARRRSSSS

#messina tweets;#ooc: i kno i am being extra but watch me care

TEXT: SHANE

Jackson: haapppyyy snapppyyy birthdayyyy shane my man!!! birthday kisses are to be bestowed, rules be damned.

Jackson: kidding ;))) daise called me a pillock and told me to lay awfffff but birthday CUDDLES are long overdue

#texts: shane #shane

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