✽ IT'S A TIE?

"worst" | 32 | skeleton (followsback from @snapzback) 

[thxworstbro]

( Since Worst doesn’t have a rules or about page, I feel like I should be clear here: this blog is 18+, and also, Worst speaks disparagingly of EVERYONE. He is a cold, cruel bastard. He may not be out for everyone’s dust like most Fells, but he will tear into your self esteem. He doesn’t care for anyone’s precious feelings. He and Snaps may be related and live together, but their relationship is anything but caring. Worst is absolutely the type to say “YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I RAISED YOU” and all that. He’s a cold son of a bitch! )

( use papago for translating stuff on this blog, it’s more accurate than google. )

[thememedaddy]

[daily-spooky]

[thememedaddy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[snapzback]

Do you have siblings ?

▪  yeah i got a brother who beats me up every day

[thxworstbro]

✦ WE DON'T EVEN LIVE TOGETHER ANYMORE YOU MOVED IN WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND ACROSS THE OCEAN

[absoluterpmemetrash]

Send me ‘What If’ scenarios for my muse to answer.

[tonyzaret]

Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

[thxworstbro]

✽ I'M NOT LYING!!! UNLIKE YOU, I DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO TELL LIES AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY AND NIGHT. I AM SURPRISED YOU CAN STAND AT ALL WITHOUT A SPINE!!!

[thxworstbro]

Nerve - Do you get scared easily?

✽ NO. UNLIKE MY BROTHER, I HAVE NERVES OF STEEL.

✽ IT'S BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS TRAINING TO BETTER MYSELF. IF YOU ARE SCARED, YOUR ENEMIES WILL TROUNCE YOU!

✽ THOUGH I SUPPOSE THERE ISN'T MUCH NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT KIND OF THING NOW THAT WE'RE ALL LIVING ON THE SURFACE. BUT THERE IS NO REASON TO LET YOUR GUARD DOWN.

✽ ACTUALLY, THAT REMINDS ME. PAPYRUS HAS ALWAYS BEEN SCARED OF HUMANS. WHEN HE WAS A KID, I USED TO READ HIM STORIES ABOUT THE OLD WAR, AND BOOKS FROM THE SURFACE WORLD THAT RECORDED MANY HUMAN WARS. PAPYRUS KEPT TELLING ME HE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF THE PICTURES. HE SAID HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEIR FACES WOULD LOOK LIKE, BUT THEY MUST BE SCARY.

✽ HE'S ALWAYS BEEN AN ENORMOUS BABY. WHEN WE FINALLY DID ENCOUNTER A HUMAN, I HAD TO DRAG HIM WITH ME TO GO SEE THEM. HE KEPT TRYING TO RUN AWAY!!!! HOW RUDE!!!!

✽ I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH OF WHAT THE HUMAN SAID TO PAPYRUS, BUT HE NEVER MADE EYE-CONTACT WITH THEM. KEPT SAYING HE WAS FEELING SHY.

✽ BUT IT MUST BE BECAUSE HE'S A BIG COWARD, WHO IS STILL SCARED OF HUMANS.

[thxworstbro]

✽ THIS WEBSITE HATES FORMATTING.

[forever-rogue]

👻🎃🧟‍♂️Spooky Szn Asks🧟‍♂️🎃👻

Aliens - Do you believe in extraterrestrial life?

Afterlife - Do you believe in life after death?

Bat - What’s your favorite creature associated with Halloween?

Banshee - Have you ever had a paranormal encounter? If so, do tell!

Bloody - Have you ever played Bloody Mary?

Cemetery - Have you ever gone ghosthunting? If not, would you?

Cobweb - Are you afraid of spiders?

Classic  - What’s your favorite classic spooky movie?

Death - Are you afraid of death?

Dreadful - What’s your deepest fear?

Eerie - Imagine your worst nightmare scenario. What is it?

Enchant - Do you believe in magic?

Favorite - What’s your favorite Halloween episode of a television show?

Fantasy -  What’s your favorite mythical character?

Frighten - What was the most scared you’ve ever been?

Ghoul - What’s your favorite horror/Halloween song?

Gory - Do you like horror?

Gothic - Who’s your favorite macabre figure from history?

Haunted House - Yay or nay?

History - Are you familiar with the origins of Halloween?

Hocus Pocus - What’s your favorite spooky season movie?

King - What’s your favorite Halloween tradition?

Jack-O-Lantern - Do you carve pumpkins for Halloween?

Lantern - Would you ever go through a haunted house with no light source?

Macabre - What’s your favorite part of spooky season?

Mysterious - What’s your favorite unsolved mystery?

Night - Do you like the dark or fear it?

Nerve - Do you get scared easily?

Owl - What creature would you have as a familiar?

Ouija - Have you ever use a Ouija board?

Party  - Do you go to Halloween parties, or keep it more lowkey?

Poltergeist - Do you believe in ghosts?

Queen - What’s your all time favorite costume?

RIP - What would your tombstone say?

Salem - Do you like black cats?

Skeleton - What never fails to send a shiver down your spine?

Spell - What kind of magical power would you like to have?

Spooks - What’s your favorite scary movie franchise?

Superstitious - Are you superstitious (or perhaps just a little stitious)?

Treats - What’s your favorite Halloween treat?

Tricks - Do you like to go trick-or-treating?

Unnerving - What’s a sound that’s off-putting to you?

Vampire - Fact or fiction?

Wand - What kind of wand would you have?

Werewolves - Fact or fiction?

Yearn - What’s something you’re looking forward to this spooky season?

Zombie - How long do you think you’d survive if a zombie apocalypse happened?

[effinbirds]

[irlwakko]

not to be all “think of the children” but the fact that companies can openly admit to using methods to intentionally form addictions in children and we’re not killing their ceos in the streets yet is astounding

[irlwakko]

when I say “kids now don’t know how to disconnect” or “kids don’t know how to be bored anymore” i don’t mean “kids should sit in a white room in a solitary chair eating saltines and never touch technology” i mean “kids are losing the essential ability to imagine and create their own play because they have a constant 24/7 stream of more overstimulating material than they could ever watch at their fingertips, and when this stimulation is removed they literally don’t know what to do with themselves”

when I say “kids are addicted to video games” I don’t mean “ah these darn kids and their dag-blasted Ataris” I mean “video games are being purposefully designed to squeeze as much money/ad engagement out of the individual consumer as possible and mechanisms like lootboxes and season passes are intentionally engineered to create addiction”

[irlwakko]

i know it’s purely anecdotal but every time i think about that toddler who told his dad “don’t forget to like and subscribe” at bedtime because he thought it was how you said goodbye to people i feel sick

[headspace-hotel]

Not to sound like a boomer but playing in mud, using sticks for swords and guns, and gathering plants for potions are all vital to childhood

[irlwakko]

not to be all “think of the children” but the fact that companies can openly admit to using methods to intentionally form addictions in children and we’re not killing their ceos in the streets yet is astounding

[irlwakko]

when I say “kids now don’t know how to disconnect” or “kids don’t know how to be bored anymore” i don’t mean “kids should sit in a white room in a solitary chair eating saltines and never touch technology” i mean “kids are losing the essential ability to imagine and create their own play because they have a constant 24/7 stream of more overstimulating material than they could ever watch at their fingertips, and when this stimulation is removed they literally don’t know what to do with themselves”

when I say “kids are addicted to video games” I don’t mean “ah these darn kids and their dag-blasted Ataris” I mean “video games are being purposefully designed to squeeze as much money/ad engagement out of the individual consumer as possible and mechanisms like lootboxes and season passes are intentionally engineered to create addiction”

[irlwakko]

i know it’s purely anecdotal but every time i think about that toddler who told his dad “don’t forget to like and subscribe” at bedtime because he thought it was how you said goodbye to people i feel sick

[headspace-hotel]

Not to sound like a boomer but playing in mud, using sticks for swords and guns, and gathering plants for potions are all vital to childhood

[thxworstbro]

항상 그것에 대해 자랑하듯 말한다. 너무 자랑스러워 하지 마!!!

[snapzback]

Truth: What's the meanest prank you ever pulled?

▪ i was havin a really bad day. i was bored. and i was tired. i wanted to do something that would make sure everybody hated me, especially my brother. if he hated me, like really really, i thought it'd be fun. that's the idea that got into my head, that being hated would be fun.

▪ so i broke the windows to the house, and broke the door enough so it looks like somebody broke in. i trashed the place, clawed up the house. magic damage and shit like that.

▪ and then i filled my clothes with flour and spread a ton of it all over the stairs and the hallway, and put my clothes in my room, with flour on them and in them. made it look like i got murdered by somebody.

▪ then i hid in the closet and waited for my brother to get home. he got home, and started to scream and cry and freak out. he was so real about it. i'd never heard him like that before. i started laughing in the closet and he found me. i laughed because i laugh when im nervous. i laugh when im scared. i laugh when im angry or sad. i just laugh at the cruelest shit ever. im a monster through and through.

▪ it's kind of impressive that he still looked after me as long as he did. i always thought of him as a fake person. now im not sure. a fake person would have kicked me out for sure. but he didn't. i think he should have.

▪ i think he should have killed me.