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[thy-ler]

Griffin: "May a gentleman kick a door off its hinges in an emergency? I'm not usually the sort of fellow to go around kicking doors off hinges but for reasons too wearisome to detail, there is presently a locked door between myself and a crate of gin. Obviously myself and the gin need to become better acquainted. Is there an etiquette to kicking doors to matchwood? The door in question is at the house of a particularly tiresome aunt of mine."

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Griffin: I am not kidding you guys. There is probably twenty responses, each of which are done in the style of like, a Downton Abbey roleplay.

Justin: Who taught anthropomorphized owls how to use the internet? That's what I wanna know.

[thy-ler]

Me, on YouTube: *watching Monster Factory*

Me: I wanna do something else...oh, a podcast!

*listens to TAZ*

Me: I wanna listen to a different podcast now...

*listens to MBMBAM*

Me: I wanna do something else...

*slowly opens up YouTube and watches another 5 episodes of Monster Factory*

[mi-mimoso-deactivated20240406]

mlmbmbam

men loving my brother my brother and me

[placentaur-archive]

[heyjeffery]

P U R E

[bbirdlube]

im love justin mcelroy

[thy-ler]

Travis: If somebody's trying out a new experience, they want feedback.

Justin: No they don't.

Griffin: Trav, I love ya bud but they wicked don't.

Justin: Unless your friend has said, 'be sure to hit me with all of your great feedback after you finish consuming my gift', then they do not in fact want that.

Griffin: I bake from time to time and I know I over-knead my stuff sometimes, and all I want is for people to look at me like I'm the motherfucking Barefoot Contessa. Like, that's literally all I need from that transaction.

[kippermydog]

My Brother My Brother and Me - Anime Opening

[theevilresident]

a sequel

[thy-ler]

Griffin: Geoff asks, "Can my stepdad legally ground me? I got in trouble and my stepdad Ron grounded me. Can he legally ground me if he is only my stepdad? And also, does lying make you stupid? My stepdad Ron caught me lying and called me disingenuous. I don't think that lying make you stupid. I see celebrities who lie all the time and they are famous. I know it's wrong, I was just wondering if anyone else thinks it makes you stupid."

Travis: I would watch a series of movies about just the relationship between Geoff and Ron.

[um-excuse-me-no-bye]

Do you ever see Travis McElroy and you’re just like… wow so good

[americanbeautiies]

Visit Original Link

listen. listen? i love this boy. one audio cut isnt enough to pay homage to how fuckin ridiculous he is + i love that

[deskmanic]

I thought this’d make for a good reaction gif

[whittledraws]

The McElboys, trying to get better with likeness of real people

[cleanwhitekeds]