waiting on a check for all this emotional labor

Noah | he/they | 20

[fairycosmos]

u know whats crazy its 2026 and phone in bed is still the only way to survive. they never made a way around this

[elbiotipo]

*comes out of Wikipedia, hair disheveled and body red, wearing a towel, smoking a cigarette, with clear kiss and bite marks* So, I've been reading about nuclear propulsion in spaceships,

[enki2]

[hairtusk]

if my surname was moog or theremin i'd invent a fuckass instrument too

[lmaonade]

my brain is awesome just legitimately googled “how to have fun” brother we are cooked

[3000s]

i feel like we should be taking advantage of this website in more useful ways like it shouldnt be jarring to anyone when i post my grocery list we literally have a bulleted list function

[3000s]

when they said tumblr could be the next pdf i understood

[mythosphere]

"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

[hungwy]

fuuuck does anyone remember how to count to 5

[r0zeclawz]

its some shit like 1 2 and then i dint remember

[johnwickfucker]

robert evans continuing to be my hero

[johnwickfucker]

wait there's more

[baronessvonnmiserie]

Conflict Journalist Robert Evans enters another battlefield

[valtsv]

am not a dog but sometimes when i meet new people i feel like i need someone to stand behind me and go "aww, he likes you!" while i stare at them uncomfortably

[serenityquest]

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[importantandunavoidable]

thinking about her

[importantandunavoidable]

thinking about her again

[laeffy]

[finelythreadedsky]

jstor should have a for you page

[notoriousbeing]

she's literally The fashion industry

[bulkhummus]

im so sorry computer I know having 63 tabs open is making you sick i just need you to hold on a little longer and i will be able to cure you its okay, this is the hardest part shhhhhh shh shhh its okay its gonna be okay

[mooselybased]

Well, uh, happy Twenty Fungalore to those who celebrate. May he hear our wishes all year long. Praise be to Fungalore.

Oh, and I drew some of the rejected year names as usual. What a wild ride. Happy new year!